MTV is the MAJOR corporation that likes to dis on Hanson. An example was a commercial advertising that their new studios were in Times Square. At the end, Donald Trump comes in and says "By the way, Hanson blows!!" How low can you get!!
MTV didn't stop there. Their show, MTV Live, has not asked Hanson 2 be on the show once!! Carson makes a crack at them at least ONCE during the show. Carson was mad when Fred Savage was a guest a chose "MMMBop" by Hanson to play. At least Fred has some sense!!!
MTV is at it AGAIN!! Another commercial dissing them. It says "If there is anything we've learned in '97, is that LITTLE KIDS DON'T ROCK!" and then they show Hanson singing MMMBop. Then it goes, "Let the grown-ups show you how its done," and show Aerosmith. Finally, they show Hanson again and say, "It's a grown-up thing. You wouldn't understand." Give it up eMpTyV!!!
Chumbawumba. Cool song. Yes. Cool band. Yes. Cool attitude. No! On Zac's birthday, Chumbawumba was a guest and they played the IWCTY video. Carson and Ananda acted like they were crying (at the end) and Chumbawumba made gagging noises and faked cried. Whatever.
MAD magazine. I was flipping through the mag and on the back was a huge page about Hanson. Dissing them, of course.
I was watching Teen Angel a couple weeks ago when he dissed Hanson!! He was holding a Hanson poster and he was kissing all over it and saying, "Man, these girls are so fine!!" Then he (the Teen Angel guy) turns on the radio and the announcer goes, "Here are the trio of brother called Hanson with MMMBop" They start playing it and the Teen Angel guy makes this disgusted face and syays" Man, maybe I shouldn't have sent that long love letter to them." I swear, you can find Hanson h8ers EVERYWHERE!!!
I was flipping through my local paper and I got 2 this article by someone at the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that had gotten 2 the paper over the wire. It was reviewing the different Christmas album. I eagerly looked over it for Snowed In. I found it. This is what inspired me to make this page. The segment read a little sumthing like this.
Aaarggh!!! Ike have a awful voice. Twerps?!?!?! Haters really truly suck!!!!!
There are also examples of normal h8ers. Anti-Hanson websites are purely awful and waste of time and space. OK. I'm gonna give U an example of a h8er, who is my friend. Her name is Sonya. 4 her English assignent she has 2 decorate a folder 4 her portfolio. Her idea. To cut Hanson's heads out of the Milk Ad and glue them on girls' bodies. Cruel. Plain and Simple. Cruel.
Another example of normal teen h8ers was when I was sitting in study hall and this guy named Ryan went up to the guy behind me and was asking him if he thought it woulod be a good idea to do a skit at the variety show which disses Hanson. Like they wear long blonde wigs and sing "MMMBop" in high pitched voices. Whatever.
On the Billboard Music Awards, they got dissed twice!! One was when Kathy Griffin did her Hanson dialogue (they were supposed to present an award with her) and it was like: "Taylor get your hand off my ass" and "Ike, you're such a perv." That wasn't too bad, but then David Spade said, "Yeah I slept with all the Spice Girls, or Hanson, I don't know." He is SOOO retarded!
On the MTV's "Year in Rock", Marilyn Manson said, "They should beaten with their instruments after they perform. I swear, they are the devil's puppets. They are having their strings pulled by demons. Their music really pains me." I'm like, "HELLO?! Look who's talking you twisted devil-worshipping FREAK!!"
I wouldn't normally put up a single person, but I have to in order to prevent you from ever believing her mean rumors about Hanson. Here are three examples from Marsha Thompson (remember that name):
The Hanson Baby Alex DID Die Yesterday!
Saturday, 03-Jan-98 07:20:48
This is the saddest thing I have ever had to report, But this morning on CNN They
reported the death and showed Zac and Taylor going to the hospital. I heard about this
yesterday from a close friend but was not sure. now this very sad news has been
confirmed. I wish this was not true.
Marsha Thompson
The Hanson Baby was Aborted! Here's Why...
Saturday, 03-Jan-98 19:55:58
In the sonogram the fetus had no arms so Mrs Hanson decided to abort him/her becouse
when the child grew up it would no be able to play a musical instrument.
Marsha Thompson
Mrs Hanson in Mental Hospital
Sunday, 04-Jan-98 07:15:59
I read in the paper this morning that Mrs Hanson was commited to a mental hospital this
morning after being caught by police for running down the street naked with an ax in her
hand. no one knows why she went bezerk but taylor said she was upset for having
aborted the tot for having no arms. taylor is quoted as saying " I could have taught him to
play the drums with his feet ". This is so sad!
Marsha Thompson
Aren't thos HORRIBLE?! Remember, don't believe anything she says!
