Miss Hannigan's Yucky
Recipes
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Miss Hannigan's Cold Slop
Ingredients:
1 cup of cold water
1/2 cup of oatmeal
1/2 cup of corn meal
1 cup of ground up graham crackers.
Directions:
Measure the water carefully in the cup.
Leave it there and get another dry cup.
Measure out the dry oatmeal and corn meal.
Make sure you have 1/2 cup! Now throw it
in a bowl. Slowly add the water. Write down
what happens to the meal.
Now get 6 halves of graham crackers. Write
down how many whole ones that is. Mash it up.
Put it all in a cup and write down how much that
is, because I don't know. Now dump it in with
the other stuff.
Now you've just made SLOP, Miss Hannigan style!
(Play "Hard-Knock Life" on your CD and don't eat
the slop! Now write a better kind of slop
in your science journal or recipe book!)
