(All the REAL stuff can be found in the Britney Boutique at Britney's Official Website, just in case one of you Clitney fans happen to be looking at this.)
Wait, Britney loves the wall hangings? Oh, Mommy, quick. Buy me one . . .so I can give it to my dad to use as beer coasters.
Britney, make up your mind, Miss "I want to go toward an older audience, and not look so teeny bop" Well, this ain't helpin' ya, honey.
"What's the time?" "I don't know, lemme check my watch - AHHH!!!"
And, WOW, LOOK! This thing is DIPPED in GOLD! How nice. And you can get it for - drumroll, please - $159.95! Now wait . . .how come Britney herself costs less than liquid gold? Hmm . . .
