I THINK IT’S TIME YOU AND ME HAD SOME FUN! - Todd & Blair

This is very early in Todd and Blair’s relationship when they are friends and they are just starting to get to know each other. There is tons of sexual innuendo written at the very beginning of this and I think this was very rare for Todd to play along, and show the sexy side of him. RH positively smolders. Todd comes into Rodi’s and orders a beer at the bar. Todd has had a very bad day and Blair just got stood up for Cord who was going sledding with Tina and the kids. Blair comes up behind him, she has an agenda.

BLAIR: Hey there, handsome.

TODD: (he turns here around and gives “the” smirk and looks her up and down) Blair, What are you doing here?

BLAIR: (seductively and slowly) I think it’s time you and me had some fun, what do you think? (he stares at her, intently)

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TODD: Oh, you think so, huh?

BLAIR: Yeah.

TODD: I’ll tell you Blair, it’s been a long miserable day but what the hell, maybe I’m up for it. (seductive right back at her) Depends on what you have in mind.

BLAIR: Well, we’re talking thrills, chills the whole ball of wax. And it’s Saturday night, time to pull all the stops out on Saturday, right?

TODD: (with a lecherous look, his voice low and seductive) What stops you talkin’ about PULLING?

BLAIR: (leaning in close, sexy and slow) How would you like to.......go sledding with me.

(Todd gives her a long hard stare and turns back the bar to drink his beer)

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BLAIR: (turns his bar stool around to face her) Oh, come on, Todd. (hands on her hips) Now what is so terrible about going sledding?

TODD: You mean aside from the fact that I don’t want to go?

BLAIR: Oh, yes, you do. It’ll be fun!

TODD: (serious) You know who I ran into at the airport?

BLAIR: (not listening) No...no....no.

TODD: (quietly, not looking at her) Rebecca. (Blair face turns serious) She was on her way back to Texas for good. I’m never going to see her again. And you know that guy, that safe choice that she thought she was in love with, that was Powell Lord, and he turned out to be the hospital rapist. He’s the one who tried to kill me, Blair, (looks at her) twice.

BLAIR: Yeah, I know, I saw it on tv. Look it’s a bummer, okay? Life is full of surprises and sometimes you never get what you want, but the best way to get over it, is to go sledding with me. (she is relentless, to get what she wants)

TODD: (contemplative) Maybe it was all for the best.

BLAIR: (thinking he’s talking about sledding) Oh definitely, Todd. We’ll get some great exercise, come on Todd!

TODD: No, I’m talking about Rebecca going away.

BLAIR: Okay, well, that does put you ahead on the most pathetic contest, but I am not about to declare you a winner yet. Look, I’ve had people dump me and go off on me too, in fact, it happened just tonight.

TODD: (quietly, looking at her) There’s something else.

BLAIR: What?

TODD: My dad died. (he looks forlorn)

BLAIR: (shocked) Todd! I’m....I’m sorry, are you okay?

TODD: Yeah, it’s really weird though, huh? I mean, he kept talking to me about he changed, I changed. He had changed, that he was even.......Aaaahh! (shaking it off, gets up and steps away drinking his beer) Never mind. Man I have been thinking about this the whole time back from Chicago, that’s enough.

BLAIR: I’m really sorry.

TODD: Thanks. (coming out of it, turning his back to her) You gotta admit though, puts me ahead on points. I mean not only does the woman (sits in chair at a table)I love fly off into the sunset but now I’m an orphan too.

BLAIR: Well I certainly can’t compete with that, I just had somebody stand me up for a date. (this time she is trying to just cheer him up) Come on Todd, the best way to get that off your mind is to go sledding with me. Come on Todd one run down Cemetery Hill, it will be fun!

TODD: No, Blair, sledding it’s so cold!

BLAIR: (bending down to him whispering) But it’s so exhilarating, come on!

TODD: (staring at her) Why is this so important to you?

BLAIR: (caught but she backpedals) I....I don’t know, I...I just...just want to go that’s all. We deserve a little fun, don’t we? And I do believe I did save your life so you can’t turn me down now.

TODD: My god, you’re like a pit bull.

BLAIR: (big laugh) Oh, come on.

TODD: (giving in) Alright, Blair.

BLAIR: Oh, great!

TODD: But we have a problem.

BLAIR: What??

TODD: We don’t have a sled.

BLAIR: Small problem, but when there is a will, there is a (looks around, spies tray on bar) way! (grabs tray) No problem. Josie, were just gonna borrow this a minute. Come on Todd let’s go, right now, right now, come on, come on......(he is drinking his beer, she yanks him out of his seat pulling him out of the bar)