StacIE, It's A Wonderful Life!
Thor: I’m off. And Alley, if anyone attacks you *coughcoughSTACIEcoughhackwheeze* then you have my permission to kill them slowly and painfully. Don't worry if you kill StacIE, Shvolden can always take her place. No big loss.
StacIE: No big loss?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ::runs to jump off bridge:: I WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!
Snake Woman Bleu: ::apppears:: Gyahaha! Wait StacIE! Let me show you something... what would happen if you were never born...
StacIE: ...I feel a cheesy heartwarming Christmas special coming on...
Bleu: STACIE! IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!!!
StacIE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[[They fly off to the FF7 SIMs.]]
Thor: This is terrible! We need a Yuffie! AND WE NEED ONE FAST!!
Sam: Can't you just play Yuffie?!
Thor: No WAY! I hate the little wench! But she plays a huge role in the next SIM...
Bleu: You see? Without you to SIM as Yuffie, they never got one! ::flies to next SIM::
New Sephiroth Dude who wants to play Rufus: WHAAAAT? ELENA?! BUT SHE PISSES ME OFF!!
StacIE: She pisses me off too!
Thor: Sorry, but that's the only open spot left... and we CAN'T accept OCs until the roster is full...
Bleu: ::flies to next SIM::
StacIE: Uh... I don't affect Tsunami, Strike Force, OR SOLDIER... except now Thor must be happy to get rid off Charlotte... *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Bleu: DOH!! ::smacks self:: *sigh*... all right! NEXT SCENARIO!!
[[They visit Gen.]]
Gen: Lalala... *sigh* I feel like such a freak in this club! Am I the only one here who isn't serious? Maybe... MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP MY ADORABLY FUNNY WAYS!!! ::eats cupcake:: My last cupcake... *sniff*
StacIE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T BECOME NORMAL! ...AND DON'T EAT THAT CUPCAKE!!!
Bleu: You see, StacIE, without YOU, Gen is the only crazy member of this club! Team Psycho pulled the others into their tottery web of insanity!
StacIE: Blah blah blah!
Bleu: Grr... and what about your real life friends?
Shauna: You know, I really hate Rachel, but I can't talk about her, because no one else hates her as much as I do!
Bleu: StacIE does...
Audrie: Grr! I have all these Orgy pictures! TOO MANY! What am I supposed to do with them all?! Nobody wants them!
Bleu: StacIE does...
Ryan: No one understands! I think Japan is awesome! Video games rule! So does anime! But no one thinks the same way I do!
Bleu: StacIE does...
Crystal: AHAHAHAHA!! No one's in the way of me becoming Jeannine's best friend! Now I don't have to tell dirty lies about Neone just so that she'll like me! There's no one who wants to humiliate me and make my life hell as much as certain girls out there!!
Bleu: StacIE does...
StacIE: ...WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
Bleu: Now...
Hermie: Boo hoo! Here I sit, in my Tower of Deconstruction, or whatever, without NE triplet minions who are rediculously annoying! WAHHH!
Adam Warren: (or whoever) Ah, I want to make a funny anime parody of Roxy, but I can't think of a good idea! Hmm...
StacIE: I see... without ME, he couldn't steal my Sailor Moon parody idea!! GYAHAHAHAHA!! And Hermie couldn't create the Stac** clones!
Gen: HE DIDN'T STEAL IT!!!
Bleu: Oh brother...
[[They see Sam...]]
Bleu: Ah, Sam... he no longer lives in fear, because he never told StacIE, a girl who doesn't even exist in this world, where he lives!
StacIE: SO I'M NOT STALKING HIM?!
Bleu: Nope!
StacIE: ARGGGGGGGGGH!!!! THAT'S IT!!! Gen being serious and my friends troubles are one thing... BUT ONCE I CAN'T STALK SAM, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
StacIE: ::wakes up::
StacIE: Gaah! Huh? ::looks around::
Gen: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ::throws confetti::
StacIE: AAA!! DAMMIT SNAKE WOMAN!! STOP GIVING ME NIGHTMARES!!!
Thor: ::rings bell::
Sam: Damn the Man! Ya hear that? Master Chop Chop Onion says that whenever a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings!
Nina3: WOOOOHOOO!!! ::grows wings:: Now I'm not so indifferent from the other two Ninas!
Bleu: Gaaaah?!?! HEY!! I DID ALL THE WORK IN THIS STORY!!
Nina3: ^_^ But YOU aren't an Angel! You're a Snake Woman!
Bleu: Damnation!
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