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(It was another typical day off for the Backstreet Boys. Nick and Aj were in the middle of a Nintendo game)
Aj: That guy is gonna shut you Nick! Run! Run!
Nick: Shut the fuck up I am trying to concentrate!
Aj: Doesn't seem like it to me!
Howie: Nick and Aj, its just a Nintendo game, so stop yelling.
(Suddenly the phone rang)
Brian: I'll get it! (Brian picked up the phone)
Brian: Hello?
Caller: Hello, is this where the Backstreet Boys live?
Brian: Yeah. Who is this?
Caller: This is Bill Clinton.
Brian: Who?
Caller: The president of The United States.
Brian: Sorry but I don't know who this is.
Caller: The guy that had an affair with Monica Lewinski.
Brian: Oh, I know who you are!
Kevin: Brian, who the hell is that?
Brian: Its the guy that had an affair with Monica Lewinski.
Kevin: What the hell does he want?
Brian: Well if you would shut the fuck up and stop asking questions I'll find out!
Caller: Hello? Are you still there?
Brian: Oh hi. What can I do for you?
Caller: I need you and your four friends to save the world from an asteroid.
Brian: Us? Why us?
Caller: Your the Backstreet Boys. You Can do anything.
Brian: Well let me talk it over with the other guys. (Brian put the phone on hold and turned to the other guys)
Brian: Uh guys this dude on the phone wants us to save the world from some asteroid coming to blow it up. Who wants to do it?
Nick: Like a Nintendo game when we have to race against time?
Brian: Yes Nick just like a Nintendo game.
Nick: Cool I am in.
Howie: It sounds scary!
Brian: Come on Howie, don't be such a wuss!
Howie: I'll go as long as my best bud Aj goes.
Aj: Fine I'll go. If we make it through this we'll be on top of those NSYNC losers for ever!
Kevin: I'll go as long as you are all on your best behavior.
Nick: Yes sir!
Kevin: Don't act like a smart ass with me young man!
Nick: Sorry.
(Brian picked up the phone)
Brian: We'll do it!
Caller: Great you leave in one week, so make sure your ready.
Brian: Don't we need training or something?
Caller: If you want training get it on your own time.
Brian: Uhh...okay.
Caller: See you in a week. Bye.
Brian: Bye.
Nick: When do we start our training?
Brian: We don't get any?
Aj: What the fuck, we'll be killed!
Kevin: Watch your language!
(Its now one week later and the Backstreet Boys are suited up and ready to go)
Instructor: Okay there are two space ships. Aj and Nick will go in one and Brian, Howie and Kevin in the other.
Howie: But I want to ride with Aj!
Instructor: Sorry the arrangements have already been made.
(Howie made a whimpering sound)
Aj: Don't worry Howie, if we ever save the world again we'll ride in the same space ship.
Howie: (sigh) okay
(Everyone was strapped in their seats. The fans were screaming from below. Three minutes on the clock)
Nick: Aj I am afraid of flying.
Aj: You should have thought of that before now shut the fuck up!
Nick: Aj I don't want to go anymore! Get me out of here!
Aj: Nick if you don't shut up I'll come over there and kick your ass!
(30 seconds on the clock)
Announcer: The Backstreet Boys will lift of in ......10.........9............8............7.........6...............5...........4...........3............2 Announcer: Lift off!
(Each space ship lifted off)
Aj: Ahhhhhhhh! I want my mommy!
Nick: This....isn't........so bad!
Aj: AAhhhhhhhhh! (Aj threw up)
(Meanwhile in the other space ship)
Howie: I'm scared! I'm scared!
Brian: Don't worry..... God is watching over us!
(Kevin threw up all over Howie)
Howie: Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
(The speed of the planes finally slowed down now that they were out of the earths atmosphere)
Nick: Well that wasn't so bad, was it?
Aj: (was gripping his chair) That was scary as hell!
Nick: Up here reminds me of the movie Aliens.
Aj: Stop comparing this to Nintendo and movies!
Nick: Sorry. I am hungry where's the food?
Aj: Your always hungry that's why your so fat! Food is in the back.
Nick: Hey look I float! Cool!
Aj: That's a surprise considering how much you weigh.
Nick: Shut up dipshit!
Aj: No you shut up fat ass!
(Meanwhile in the other space ship)
Howie: That was scary!
Kevin: You think!
Brian: God helped us through it, he is always watching over us.
Howie: Where are Nick and Aj?
Kevin: I think their up in front of us.
(Back to Nick and Aj)
Nick: Hey I think that's the asteroid! Its huge!
Aj: Lets land this piece of shit. How do we do that?
Nick: This is just like a Nintendo controller, let me take care of it.
Aj: Are you sure Nick?
(Nick began pressing buttons and the space ship began doing funky things.
Aj: What the fuck are you doing?
Nick: How the hell should I know!
Aj: We're gonna die! I can't look!
(The plane suddenly landed safely)
Aj: How the hell did you do that?!
Nick: How the hell should I know but I did!
Nick: What do we do know?
Aj: Let's just rest while waiting for the others.
Nick: Good idea, your so smart.
Aj: No, your just dumb!
(Meanwhile in Kevin, Brian, and Howie's spaceship)
Howie: When are we gonna get their.
Brian: How the hell should I know.
Howie: I miss Aj & Nick.
Kevin: Stop whining and shut up.
(Suddenly the spaceship starts rocking and spinning)
Kevin: What the fuck is happening!
Howie: Is this supposed to happen?
Brian: Please help us!
(As the plane tumbled and spun around they were all flung from their seats)
Howie: Mommy!
Brian: AAAHHHHHH! Help! Help! Help!
Kevin: We're gonna die! Ahh!
(Kevin, Brian, and Howie were all being tossed around and smashed into things. The spaceship finally landed in horrible condition)
(Back to Aj and Nick)
Nick: Shouldn't they have been here by now? They were not far behind us.
Aj: Well let's just start drilling without them.
Nick: Okay.
(Nick and Aj got out all the equipment and began to drill)
(Back to the crashed spaceship)
(Howie's eyes fluttered open)
Howie: Kevin? Brian? Where are you guys?
(Howie couldn't move, there was a chair and some other equipment piled on him)
Kevin: Howie? Brian? Hello?!
Howie: Kevin over here! Help me!
(Kevin walked over to Howie)
Kevin: Howie there you are! Thank god your all right!
(Kevin helped Howie up)
Howie: Thanks, have you seen Brian?
Kevin: No, let's go find him.
(They searched for Brian)
Howie: Kevin! Kevin! Over here!
(Kevin ran over to find Brian smashed against a window and his body twisted in odd positions)
Kevin: My cousin! No!
Howie: This is awful! *sniffle*
(Meanwhile Aj and Nick are busy drilling)
Nick: I am tired.
Aj: Shut up and work!
Nick: But it's not fun!
Aj: Then pretend it's a Nintendo game and you have to race against time to save the world from blowing up!
Nick: Okay cool!
(They worked hard for the next hour)
Nick: Hey, what's that in the distance?
Aj: It looks like a shadow of some sort.
(Kevin and Howie came into view)
Nick: Well its about time you guys got here! Where is your spaceship and where's Brian?
Howie: *sniffle* Our *sniffle* spaceship crashed *sniffle* and Brian died.
Nick: hahahaha very funny!
Kevin: He's not kidding Nick! Brian is dead!
Nick: No! This can't be happening!
Howie: *sniffle* It'll be all right Nick.
Nick: How can there be *sniffle* Frack without Frick *sniffle*
Aj: He was a great guy and all but we're gonna have to continue drilling without him. The whole world is counting in us.
Kevin: Aj is right guys.
(They all began drilling sadly. Suddenly Aj stopped drilling and started doing flips and dancing around)
Kevin: Aj this is no time to goof around!
(Aj continued to dance around and began laughing uncontrollably)
Nick: What the hell is he doing? *sniffle*
Howie: I read somewhere that some people can't take the effects of space.
Kevin: So what do we do about it?
Nick: We could tie him up!
Kevin: That's not what you do!
Howie: Actually that is a good solution. We have to keep him from touching anything.
(They all looked at Aj who was running in circles laughing)
Nick: Let's get him!
(They all ran after Aj. Nick pounced on him)
Aj: Get off me!
(Kevin and Howie each grabbed Aj and brought him inside the spaceship)
Nick: Look, I found some rope!
Kevin: Bring it over here!
Aj: Let me go! I'm perfectly fine!
(They tied Aj up and then drilled for the next five hours)
Kevin: I think we're done.
Nick: Good then lets plant the bomb and get the hell out of here!
Howie: Doesn't one of us have to stay to plant the bomb?
Nick: Aj should since he already went crazy.
Kevin: We can't trust him, he might mess up.
Howie: Kevin is right, so why don't we choose straws and whoever get the shortest straw has to stay.
Nick: Sounds fair to me.
(Howie cut the straws and they each picked one.)
Kevin: I didn't get it.
Howie: Me neither.
(They looked at Nick)
Nick: Looks like Frack will be joining Frick *sniffle*
Kevin: Nick your life is just beginning, you don't deserve to die. Let me go.
Nick: Okay
(Kevin was surprised that Nick agreed so quickly)
Howie: I'll miss you man!
Nick: Yeah me too. You always watched out for me, like a second father.
Kevin: Looks like this is good-bye
Howie: Bye Kevin. *sniffle* *sniffle*
Nick: Bye Kevin *sniffle* *sniffle*
Kevin: Bye Aj
Aj: Where are you going? Kevin: To another place.
Aj: Okay have fun. Bye!
Howie: Aj is going to miss you too, he just doesn't really know what's going on right now.
Kevin: Yeah I know.
(They each gave Kevin a hug and then Kevin lowered himself into the hole. Nick and Howie started the spaceship and then got strapped into their seats. The spaceship took off and after they got going they saw an explosion in the distance.)
Nick: *sniffle* Looks like Kevin is gone.
Howie: *sniffle* Yeah I miss him.
(The spaceship landed safely and though two of the Backstreet Boys were gone everyone was thankful to them for saving the world by risking their lives. Nick, Howie, and Aj made a new CD and dedicated it to Brian and Kevin for their courage and giving their lives to save the lives of others.)