SCENE 2
Setting: Exam room 2.
Sally and Quatre are working on the patient Duke Dermail.
Sally: Now Mr. Dermail you’re gonna have to stop moving
or we can’t clean the wounds.
Dermail: That’s Duke Dermail to you missy!
Ouch!
Quatre: We must clean you up or you could get an infection and if that happens you’re
going
to be in more pain than you are in now.
Dermail: <holding still> Well hurry it up then.
Sally: Maybe next time you wont pick a fight with your cat.
Dermail: He was looking so smug that I had to put him into
his place.
Quatre: It’s a cat.
Dermail: Even cats have thoughts of world domination.
Quatre: And your kitty shows his need for dominance how?
Dermail: He pisses in my favorite chair and claws up my
dirty magazines.
Sally: <sweatdrop> Ever considered getting him
neutered?
Dermail: <covers his crotch> I would never consider
taking away his manhood!
Sally: It was just a suggestion.
Dermail: Keep any other suggestions to yourself.
Quatre: That isn’t a very nice way to…
Dermail: Same goes for you nursey boy.
Sally: I’ll be right back Quatre. <leaves>
<Quatre continues working, but obviously
uncomfortable>
<Enter Sally and Duo>
Dermail: No who’s this?
Sally: This is one of our other nurses, Duo. <winks at
Quatre>
Dermail: Another fruity boy?
Duo: Who are you calling a fruity boy you box of kitty
litter! And what kind of maggots
got to your face? You look like you
lost a battle with a rabid dog!
Sally: Actually it was a cat.
Duo: They’ll let just about anyone in here wont they?
Sally: Thank you Duo. You can go back to whatever you were
doing before.
Duo: I would except I lost my toothpick.
Sally: <pushes Duo out door> Just go!
Quatre: Any other problems Duke?
Dermail:<quivering> No.