SCENE 3
Setting: Hallway.
Duo: <stumbles out of room> Sheesh, she could have
been a little more gentle. She just
glows maternal radiance. <Hears sirens> Hello, wonder what we got coming
in.
Wufei: <Walks by briskly by>
Duo: Hey Wu-man, what’s the excitement?
Wufei: Blunt trauma.
Duo: <pouts> I was hoping for a little more
excitement then that.
Wufei: Every case has the potential to turn for the worst
so every person who comes through
that door gets the same care. Now
are you going to stand there or are you going to prep the trauma room.
Duo: Well I was considering just standing here.
Wufei: <Glares>
Duo: I’m going.
<Enter paramedics with pt on gurney>
Wufei: So what do you got?
Paramedic #1: 32 year old female ended up on the wrong end
of a baseball bat. Complains of
upper right quadrant pain. BP
stable…(well I’m not going to bore you with all the technical stuff cuz
I’m not actually writing this so that I can write trauma scenes…so lets omit
all that goofy hospital gab get back to the normal talking.)
<Scene moves to trauma room where they’re getting
ready to transfer patient Wufei,
Duo, and the paramedics are joined by Noin and Une>
Wufei: On my count. One,
two, three.
<Series of grunts as patient is moved over>
Patient: I
feel much better really. I think
I’ll just leave now.
Wufei: <holds her down> Where do you think you’re
going?
Patient: To kill my little brother for hitting me with a
baseball bat.
Wufei: You could have some serious internal injuries.
Patient: It was just a nerf bat…I don’t see why my
neighbors had to call 911.
<Cumulative sweatdrop>
Duo: You mean you got hit with one of those foam bat
things?
Patient: Actually it was just soft plastic, but it still
hurt like a bitch.
<Une and Sally snicker>
Wufei: Move her to exam room 4 and give her the once over
before sending her home.
Duo: Now lady, I’m gonna have to learn your bro’s secret for being able to hit so hard.
When
I had those bats I could barely hit the ball three feet.
Wufei: Duo! At
least pretend you’re a professional!
Duo: <laughing> I thought I was.