SCENE 4
Setting: hallway again.
Duo and Hilde are tossing a football.
Duo: Man this place can sure get boring.
Hilde: What do you expect when you have a job dependant on
people injuring themselves.
Duo: At least we’ll always be in demand.
<Enter Sally>
Sally: Can you make it a three-way?
Duo: Sure baby, anytime.
Hilde: Duo! Please
start thinking with your other head.
Duo: <throws Sally the football> I knew what she
meant.
Sally: Who’s that? <Points at man down the hall>
Hilde: I don’t know, I’ve never seen him before.
Duo: <grabbing girl’s hands> Let’s go snoop.
Hilde: Relena’ll know.
Unit secretaries, like psychics, know everything.
Duo: Let’s have a little fun shall we?
<Sally and Hilde sweatdrop>
Hilde: And what do you have in mind?
Sally: I don’t think you should have asked.
<Five minutes later Duo, Hilde, and Sally emerge with
foliage on their heads>
Sally: This isn’t going to work.
Duo: Shhh, they’ll hear you.
<Crouching by the desk and trying to overhear the
conversation between Wufei and the stranger>
Hilde: I can’t hear a thing!
Wufei: And as for the rest of the team, they’re all a
bunch of idiots.
Duo:<standing up> What are you talking about Wu-man?
Wufei: I rest my case.
Duo, I’d like you and your other comrades hiding behind the counter to
meet Trieze Kushrenada. He’s the
new head of the department.
Duo: Great to meet you.
Say, do you know if there’s any room in the budget for a ra…<Hilde
pulls him back down behind the counter>
Hilde: You idiot, don’t start pressing him for a raise
yet! He just got here.
Give him a couple hours to warm up.
Sally: You’re both hopeless.