SCENE 5
Setting:
Par stock(layman's terms--big supply closet)
Hilde and Noin are doing inventory.
Noin:
So did you get a chance to meet the new head of the department?
Hilde:
Yeah, unfortunately I met him the Duo way.
Sally and I must have looked like complete idiots.
Noin:
Look on the bright side, he's met so many people today he's probably
already forgotten who you are.
<Enter
Une>
Une:
Who is that beautiful creature out there?
Noin:
Guess who's got a crush.
Une:
<Looking perplexed> What do you mean?
Hilde:
Yup, she's got it bad.
Une:
Who is he?
Noin:
You mean you really don't know?
Hilde:
Well it's kinda obvious that she doesn't. Just
look at that face, she looks like she just saw an elephant in a tutu.
Une:
Don't leave me hanging!
Noin:
He's the new head of the department.
Hilde:
Treize Cushion or something like that.
Noin:
Kooshdenada?
Hilde:
Something like that except less Spanish sounding and more regal.
Noin:
You know what really makes a name sound regal?
Hilde:
What?
Noin:
When you have to spit in order to pronounce it right.
Hilde:
I hope you brought an umbrella.
Noin:
So what do you think Une?
Une:
<daydreaming about Trieze>
Noin:
Earth to Une...come in Une.
Hilde:
Quick...get me a nerf bat.