This is the random miscellania page. This is where one may find various random thoughts and ideas.
You must be the devil
Cause you're burning my soul
Makin' me dig deeper
To get out o' the hole
Metal for the brimstone
Steam for the smell
Equations of insanity
In modernized hell
Electrons are streaming
Screaming through my head
Machinery droning on
Like restless dead
NOBODY'S HERO I'm nobody's hero (If mom doesn't count) I go lone wolf solo! (Is there any reason to shout?) Is there any virtue to all my idle time? I just go and surf the net, and write whats on my mind. And if I'm feeling stupid, or if I'm feeling rage-- I go draw some whacked out s___ and put it on my page. So there you have it, the tale of my untethered soul. Now it's time for me to go back inside my stupid little hole.
NOTHING YOU SAY... Nothing you say may change my mind. Get off your high horse Let me unwind. I know what I found. Do you know what you'll find? If you do, then go away-- So I can have peace of mind. Your rule books and standards-- I have no care to follow. So there it is, take that bitter pill. You know it's hard to swallow.
CURVE BALL STUPID JOKE Life's been throwing me a curve ball Sometimes life is a joke Or is it a wild pitch? That's played on me If I swing will I strike out Roll with the punches even Or might I get to first? If it's not funny What if I hit a home run. So here I am Ponder my stupid luck Never played that good. Paying no attention to Like a vapor trail Might go over where the big dog lives. Anonymous letters Failing cruise control Don't wanna climb that fence. Mailed to me. Before a pigs on my tail Should I let it hit me Living mobile like a nomad Should I just take a walk? Stay cold rather than go bad Would they just forget me Spiraling oblivion Or would they talk the talk? Beyond the horizon It's just hard to figure, Never going to see it Never really played the game. Before my job is done I feel that I should go now, Never know what the task is Before I go insane. Ever moving goal Derail from a single track Going down a hole And that's only what I pondered Yesterday
MR. ZKRVR
Mr. Zkrvr, please buy a vowel! Dammit!
I can't pronounce all consanants, it makes no sense.
Mr. Zkrvr, are you hearing me?
Not to make fun of Zakopacogringoeatatacovakia, or to be rude...
But you need some vowels, all consanants just isn't cool dude.
Hate to denounce it, just a pain to pronounce it...
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So, I bet you're wondering "how he do that?" Simple, just watch too much Dragonball-Z. Eventually you'll figure it out or your head will explode. |
Pinky: Brain, do you plan on doing anything tonight?
Brain: Yes, Pinky, the same thing I try to do every night.
Pinky: So you're going to dance in a tutu while humming the 1812 overture.
(Brain gives Pinky a severe bonking on the noggin with whatever is at hand.)
Brain: No you idiot! I'm going to take over the world!
Pinky: Can Pharfergnugen come along?
Brain: Pinky... Get your mind off that stupid horse and pay attention to the task at hand. Besides, you're a mouse.
Pinky: But she's got the prettiest eyes. (Brain threatens to bonk Pinky) Ok...
Brain: So here's the Plan... First we go back in time to 1978, posing as Ukranian operatives. And we ship some arms across the Kazakstan border to a few select crazies.
Pinky: Narf! Poit!
Brain: Be quiet and listen up you idiot... Anyhow, we then turn around and offer the Shah of Iran some protective assistance to defend against these loonies. As an insurrection is starting.
Pinky: Wasn't that done before Brain?
(Brain smacks Pinky.) Brain: Don't try to think, ok? Let me, since I'm the one planning this.
Brain: Anyhow, we intentionally screw this up - and still get the money from the contract on the arms sales. They have some hardware, but none of the things needed to support it. The loonies get Iran. But that's not all Pinky.
Pinky: Haahoohaheeehoooah... Oooahh... Heh..
Brain: We then press the issue with Iraq that these loonies with all the supposed weapons (although useless overall) are threatening their border. We pay some goons to run some border infractions to start a conflict going.
Pinky: I still don't get it Brain, how is that supposed to work?
Brain: Well, part of it deals with compound interest. Since it's back in time - we're gaining money from the arms sales all this time... Anyhow, we're out to make more money. So during this conflict we convince Saddam that his machismo is at stake, especially if he looses. Since he's the type to not take this sitting down, we offer him a deal.
Pinky: What kind of deal is that Brain?
Brain: Well, we sell him formulas and the processes for weapons of mass destruction.
Pinky: Does this have anything to do with Pfarfergnugen? (Brain bonks pinky.) Brain: No, my moronic minion. But this allows Saddam to inflate his ego as he inflicts these weapons upon his disagreeable neighbor. At the cost of countless lives of course. Regardless, much of this knowledge is paid for via oil shipments that don't carry the standard contract papers... But Pinky, you don't need those details. As this all unfolds...
Pinky: Narf!
Brain: Anyhow, flash forward ten years. And through my compatriots in the oil industry I convince an Emir that what I have is worth much to his welfare. As you can see in these plans (over here) Pinky, this setup allows one to steer the direction of drilling for a well.
Pinky: Poit! Ooh - how tres nifty! Is it that thingamagig on the end? Brain: Yes Pinky. I also make money off of that. As you can see, I'm becoming a multibillionaire in diversified accounts with holdings all over the world. Since I'm not "directly involved" as some would say... But my influence is there none the less.
Pinky: Wow Brain. Seems quite involved, think you might actually pull this one off?
Brain: Well, lets say that it goes over quite well. Anyhow, the Emir directs his corporate associates to use my device. Also he allows multinational corporates to follow suit, while profiting handsomely from the deal. But guess who's oil reserves he's tapping into?
Pinky: The fat kid working the fries at BurgerWorld? He's got plenty!
Brain: No you idiot! Although I admit, that with your peon's simplicity that your idea is fanciful. The Emir is drilling into the reserves of the number one egomaniac who would not stand for such a thing.
Pinky: But Brain? Why would you want the Emir drilling into your oil? You have oil Brain?
Brain: No you twit! Saddam has the oil... Don't you get it! I end up starting the Gulf War!
Pinky: Oooooh... But how does that help you take over the world?
Brain: Ahh... But this is only one part of the plan.
Brain: Anyhow, with convincing international sanctioning bodies that there is more at stake than the soverignty of nations. And creating an environment that leads to panic and "defensive" agression. Regardless, it's the cascading paranioa that eventually will get them to cede over the power. Hahahaaha!!!
Pinky: Hey look! Pfarfergnugen decided to come over and visit!
Brain: (in disgust, while climbing into his robotic body) Why do I even bother explaining this?
You may not believe it, but a guy like me has to let out steam sometimes. Starcraft is the game I play where my army kills your army or whatever. The alter ego I have in that realm is Cap'n_Stinky. If you see me there don't for get to say die! or hi or whatever! L8R!
TEMULUS MOS FERNSI
Temulus Mos Fernsi is a guardian sattelite that orbits Mars between Phobos and Deimos. Approximately 158 thousand years old, yet still functional. Its name roughly translates to "Knight of the evening sky". Ever since the cataclyzmic disaster it had automatically set the full protect mode. Therefore it destroys anything within its field of detection. This makes manned missions to Mars extremely risky.MUNATU KALANDACHII
Munatu Kalandachii is an ancient Martian greeting. The exact meaning is lost though.TARATO
Tarato is a city on the southern canyon of what was once the Gallideon Providence. The providence was one of the larger "countries" to have existed on Mars. Supposedly one of the last evacuation ships was left behind there.GALLIDEON PROVIDENCE
One of the larger "countries" to have once existed on Mars. It was what could be described as a cross between a monarchy and a commune. It was this country that placed Temulus into Mars orbit.Eurstris
A northern city that now lies mostly underground. Whether or not it may still be inhabited is up to speculation.UNGATHU MUTU HABESI
A martian phrase that roughly means "uselessness kills all reason". What context it was used in was uncertain, but it may have described the apathy in martian society. Whether or not it ties into the great cataclyzm is uncertain.DOGOS
Dogos is the alien species that Mars once contacted with the equivalent of our modern SETI program. Not much is known anymore.PARANCHU
A mountain range on the western hemisphere. Once was the location of a resort village. Some ancient martians were avid skiers.CARACAU
Caracau was a large rainforest that once existed on Mars.ACADEA
Not to be confused with Arcadia, some city from antiquity. Another interesting place on ancient Mars.ZONDOS
A river vally southeast of what is now known as Olympus Mons.
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