Unless you're Quinn Morgandorfer, This page is for you!

#1. Don't insult too much on the first date. Wait til the third or fourth date to even tell him your just using him because he's got a nice car.

#2. Always chew with your mouth closed.

#3. Make sure you have enough money to get a taxi home if things don't work out. What the hell. Just bribe some stupid guy with the I'm helpless! Please drive me home!! look.

#4. Don't listen to my advice unless you want to end up murdered in some alley some where.