Detailed Results for Suicidal Sundays 3/12/00
Before any wrestling gets started, the commish
Professor Palpitator decides to tape some pre-card
interviews with everybody out of charcter. They are
all very funny.
The show starts off with the MWHB music playing, but
all is interupted when the Dark Carnival's music hits
and they make thier way to the ring area.
Professor Palpitator and Elephant Man talk on the mic
for awhile about Winter Warfare and how it was the
Dark Carnival's day of glory.
Then they are about to introduce the newest member of
the Dark Carnival when the IOV's music starts to blare
in the background.
Of course everybody trash talks each other and that is
how the main event got made when Professor Palpitator
said he would wrestle Fiend in a rematch from Winter
Warfare for the World title. The stipulation of this
match would be a you lose you job match. Then all hell
broke loose when the IOV and Dark Carnival got into a
big brawl.
Match 1 for Tag Titles: THuGs vs. IOV
Big Got opens up the match with a ddt on Sonny then
hits a couple of lethal chair shots, then followed up
nicely by Hardass who connected with a spear. The IOV
dominated early in this match-up.
Then the tides turn as the Thugs fight back with some
offense from LSD who nails Sonny with a ddt and a Pump
kick off the ladder onto Hardass.
But, once again the IOV takes control. Hardass Lobb
hits some nice offensive moves the rocker dropped and
a couple of cane shots. Sonny does some offense of his
own hitting an even-flow ddt on LSD.
The Thugs did not give up though as Big Got give Sonny
a nice backdrop, followed up by a superkick on Sonny
by LSD.
Then Fiend comes out and interferes allowing the IOV
to take control. Then the IOV seemed to have control
the rest of the match as they win with Hardass
Headlock and Sonny’s sliding kick to the groin.
Winners: IOV (retain tag-titles)
Then we cut to the back where we see Hardass Lobb
acting all nice to a bird. But, when he sees somebody
coming he bites the head off of the Peep and attacks
the person.
Match 2: Butane vs. Gotty 2 Hotty
The second match was Butane versus Gotty 2 Hotty.
This match was dominated by Butane and was a very
short match. Butane ended up locking on a chicken wing
for the victory.
Winner: Butane
Match 3: Sonny Ono vs. D'Animal
Sonny immediately takes control with a couple cane
shots, but the D’Animal plays dead. Allowing him to
lock on the D’Animation. Sonny being smart gives the
D’Animal a mule kick. Then Sonny really mounts a huge
offensive onslaught hitting a pedigree and a
springboard Pump Kick.
Then Sonny decides to finish the D’Animal off hitting
a Flipping Pearl Harbor Plunge off of a chair.
Winner: Sonny Ono
Then we go to the woods once again to see Hardass
having a funeral for the Peep who he killed. We see a
Hardass tear, but again somebody walks by and Hardass
goes crazy and attacks them.
Match 4: Hardass Lobb vs. High Performance Null
This match starts off really slow and continues that
way throughout the whole match. Not really anybody
took control of this match. HPN nailed Hardass with a
vicious fist to the face; you can here the pop.
Hardass got really pissed off in this match and did
not seem like himself. Finally, to end everybody’s
suffering the Dark Carnival runs out and destroys him.
Professor Palpitator planting him with a swinging
double-arm ddt. This allows HPN to hit the Nullifier
and pick up the victory.
Winner: High-Performance Null
Match 5: Injury Prone vs. LSD
This match was real short do to Police Interference
(Those damn PIGS!!).
Basically Injury Prone nails LSD with the Gimp Drop
and gets the victory, this ended up being the shortest
match in MWHB history.
Winner: Injury Prone
Match 6: Big Got vs. Elephant Man for TV Title
Big Got gets things started with a springboard
flipping body attack. Then Big Got attempts to go
high-flying but is met with a boot to the face from
Elephant Man.
Elephant Man gains control with multiple elbow drops
and a gut-wrench powerbomb. Then Elephant Man plants
Big Got’s face right into a chair with a bulldog.
Then out of nowhere Big Got fights back with ala Jason
Helton type chair shots (weak and on purpose). It is
followed up by a vertical suplex. Big Got goes for an
arm-wrench, but that is countered into a flipping
arm-drag takeover by Elephant Man. Then Elephant Man
sets up a table. He picks up Big Got in a Stalling
Vertical Suplex and puts him right through the table
(Part of Big Got’s back hits the end of the chairs).
Big Got gets pissed and charges at Elephant Man.
Big Got plants him with a DDT. Big Got then takes out
a table and puts Elephant Man on it. He climbs all the
way up to the second to top rung of the ladder and
hits a swan dive through the table on Elephant Man
(That move was awesome)!! Big Got goes to the well too
many times though and misses with a flipping leg-drop.
Elephant Man gain control again. He gores Big Got
(spear) to the ground. Then Elephant Man executes a
beautiful sling-shot on Big Got. Then Elephant Man
mounts a huge offensive onslaught. Double-arm suplex,
Pachyderm Pump onto boards, multiple suplexs, and a
Northern Lights suplex. But, Big Got would not give
up.
Elephant Man goes to a climb the ladder, but gets a
low-blow. Then Big Got out of nowhere hits Diamond
Dust on Elephant Man. But Elephant Man was just to
strong he gorilla presses Big Got off the ladder.
Plants him with a reverse X-factor.
But once again when everybody counted out Big Got he
came back. He gives Elephant Man twisted fate. Then
hits his Got Drop onto Elephant Man. Big Got had the
match won. But, that bastard HPN runs out and hits Big
Got with slap nuts (a big cardboard tube filled up
with metal balls, it hurts trust me). This allows
Elephant Man to pick up the victory with a Powerbomb
pin w/bridge on Big Got and retain his TV Title.
Winner: Elephant Man
Match 7: Fiend vs. Professor Palpitator for Heavyweight Title
The last match of the evening was between Fiend and
Professor Palpitator. It was for the MWHB World Title
with the loser going back down the ranks of the MWHB
ladder and jobbing. This match was a very good match,
it could very well be a better match then the TV Title
match, because it was longer and everybody seemed into
it. Nothing against the TV Title match, which in my
mind was a lot better (This is Dusty Boy doing to
results and speaking).
Fiend starts up this match by throwing a chair at
Professor Palpitator. It connected and Fiend then
connects with a spin kick. Then Fiend brakes out a
Singapore cane cracking it over the head of Prof.
Palp. But the never say die attitude helped Prof Palp.
little in this match. He mounted no offense. Fiend
just crushed Prof. Palp. with multiple offensive
moves. Blue Thunder (Prof. PALP’S head smack off
ground), Leaping Stunner, cane shots, board shots,
snapping arm of Professor Palpitator.
Don’t count out Prof. Palp. , ever. As he demonstrated
great technical skills with arm bars and spinning toe
holds. But, Fiend once again proved to out class and
strengthen Prof. Palp. Fiend hammered the Prof. with
headbutts, neck wrech, inverted falling ddt, and a
Sambo Suplex through a table. Professor Palpitator did
not get his name for nothing though.
He quickly mounted offense with back rakes, head butts
of his own, more spinning toe holds, and a double-arm
ddt. Fiend then showed why he takes so much damn
steroids by losing his temper and cracking the jaw of
Prof. Palp. with a European uppercut. Then nails Prof.
Palp. with a backdrop suplex on his neck. Fiend goes
for a variety of pins but cant seem to beat the
Professor. Professor knocks down Fiend and hits a
massive Butt Drop Rikishi style. Then just as quickly
as Prof. Palp. gained control he lost it as Fiend
nailed Prof. Palp. with a Fiend Buster. It looked like
Fiend was going to win the World Title, but in the
background a weird voice could be heard. IT WAS DUSTY
BOY!!!
He came back to get his revenge on Fiend. Fiend
attacked the new look Dusty Boy, but missed with a
clothesline allowing Dusty Boy to hit a bulldog, then
plant him with a ddt (the ddt did not look good at all
as Fiend did not want to take the move). Then this
allows Professor Palpitator to lock on the Elevated
Leaf and make Fiend tap. Prof. Palp. regained the
title. Him and Dusty Boy had a stare down in which
Dusty Boy cracked Prof. Palp. in the mouth with an
elbow and chased him into the back. This would be
Fiend’s last match in the MWHB as he was fired. This
all leaving Elephant Man to say one thing, “stop
thinking about your penis Ralphus.”
END OF SHOW
This was the MWHB’s best card and the grade for this
card is most definitely an A or maybe and A-.
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