SDWF Guilty as Charged

- Eddy Guerrero vs. Perry Saturn

Saturn wins the match after he Jack Hammers Guerrero.

Winner: Perry Saturn

SDWF Intercontinental Championship Match

The Big Show vs. Big Poppa Pump (Champion)

"Oh it's the Big Show..." The big man makes his way to the ring for his IC title shot. Steiner makes his way to the ring escorted by two ladies. The fight gets underway with a series punches form the two men. We can tell immediately the size difference between these two men. Steiner goes for a suplex but can't get the over 500 pound man up. So Show reverses into a double arm DDT. Steiner trips up the Show and he falls to the mat. He puts a leg lock in the big man, but he grabs the ropes. Show whips Pump into the turnbuckle and then walks back into full nelson slam by the big man. Steiner is in trouble and knows it. He rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp only to be confronted by DX who back him up into the Big Show who Power Bombs Steiner on the floor mats. He throws him into the ring and signals for the Showstopper. The nWo runs down to the ring, but is stopped by DX. He puts the move on Steiner and goes for the cover. And the Big Show picks up his first straps in the SDWF. "Now Big Show I know you are a little confused about us helping you out." HHH says. "Well I want you to join DX. With a man your size and strength we could go far. You rub our back, and we'll rub yours." The take out an XXXL DX jersey and hand it to the big man. Show takes it and tells the audience to "S*CK IT."

Winner and New SDWF Intercontinental Champion: The Big Show

Tag Team Table Match

The Dudley Boyz vs. The Harris Brother

The Dudleys walk down the ring surrounded by tables. "Thou shall not fuck with the Dudleys" D-Von starts. "Harris Brothers you will suffer for the crimes you have done against us." The Harris Brothers come down to the ring in their suits and tie escorted by the SDWF President. The match gets underway with punches and kicks to weaken their opponents. D-Von throws one of the brothers out of the ring and then helps his brother double suplex the other. Then they 3D him through the table. The other Harris Brothers runs into the ring and throw D-Vonout of the ring into a table and the score is even at 1-1. Spike runs down to the ring and sets up a table in the corner. He gets up and does the Acid Drop through the table on the other Harris Brother. The Dudleys win and leave the ring with their adopetd brother.

Winner: The Dudley Boyz

Gauntlet Olympic Hero Championship Match

Kurt Angle vs. The Godfather, Rob Van Dam, Sid Vicious (Champion)

Kurt Angle comes out and starts to fight in the match for his Olympic Hero Championship Match. He quickly goes through the gauntlet and gets to Sid Vicious. Sid Dqs Kurt by hitting him with the ring bell.

Winner by Disqualification: Kurt Angle

Still SDWF Olympic Hero Champion: Sid Vicious

The Impact Players vs. Sting & Hogan

The Impact Players win when Justin Incredible when he does the Just Incredible.

Winner: The Impact Players

We cut to the back and see Y2J with the whole of the nWo. "Now I will show you guys just how Bad this Mamma Jamma is and what a bunch of Jack Asses you are for never trusting helping me or helping the Ayatolla of Rock and Rolla." Y2J walks out and we hear JJ say "The Chosen One is taking bets on bad he'll screws this up." Everybody starts raising hands with money. We hear Y2J yelling, "I heard that Jarrett and your gonna pay for it."

Last Man Standing United States Championship Match

Y2J Chris Jericho vs. The Heartbreak Kid: Shawn Michaels (Champion)

Y2J counts down and Jericho enters the building. "Welcome to Guilty is Jericho!!! Now what is Jericho guilty of... well he is guilty of being the badest Mamma Jamma there is. He is guilty of being the Ayatolla of Rock and Rolla. He is guilty of being the best US Champion there is. And finally he if guilty of giving Shawn Micheals a Y2J beating that he will never eeeeeeeeeeever forget again!" HBK comes down to the ring and the match gets under way. They tie up and HBK gets Y2J into a headlock. Y2 J gets up and does a reverse arm bar on the champ. The Champ is in pain. He gets out of it and throws Y2J into the ropes and monkey flips him over the ropes and on to the floor. Y2J is hurt and gets up only to receive a foot to the face from a Baseball slide form HBK. HBK gets Y2J up and tries to throw him into the steel steps but reverses it. Y2J throws HBK back in the ring and hops up on the top turnbuckle. HBK gets up to receive a Missile Dropkick to the face and goes down. HBK low blows Y2J and DDTs the Challenger. HBK leg drops Y2J. He gets up and throws HBK to the into the does a spinning heel kick. The gets up and does a running Bull Dog off the ropes and goes down. Y2J does the Lionsault, but HBK gets a knee up and both men are laid out in the middle of the ring. 1...2...3...4...5... both men are tryng to get up. 6... 7... Both men are up and run at each other and do a double clothes line. They are both down again. They struggle to get up and get up right before the 10 count. While Y2J is dazed HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music, but Y2J counters and reverses into a Reverse Suplex. Both men are laid out again. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10. The match ends with both men still laying in the ring. Ring Annoucer: "There is no winner in this match as a result of a double count out. Due to rules the winner and still SDWF US Champion is Shawn Michaels. Both men assist each other out of the ring and up the ramp.

Draw Contest

Still SDWF US Champion: The Heartbreak Kid: Shawn Michaels

We cut to the back as Y2J and HBK walk away from the ring. Joel Hindman walks up, "Hey Buddies, whats goin on? Hey Chris your thought on the match." Y2J: "I tell it was a great match neither of us though had the drive or strength to finish. What this tells me is that we gave it all we got. Nothing was left in the ring." HBK: "Chris you are exactly right. In fact I want to do you a favor. I want to give you my title for such a great match." He hands the belt to Y2J and they embrace before they part ways. Joel: "Hey guys ‘The locker room is down to the left, and enjoy your night.' " Y2J turns around and beats the crap out of him, and walks away.

New SDWF US Champ: Y2J Chris Jericho

Hardcore SDWF Television Championship Match

Tazz vs. Spike Dudley (Champion)

Spike and Tazz enter the ring and immediately fight. Tazz gets the Tassmission on Spike and he immediately taps out. We have a new TV Champion.

Winner and new SDWF TV Champ: Tazz

We cut back stage and see the Dudleyz nursing their wounds. Behind them we see the company with the Harris Brothers. They sneak up behind the Dudleys and beat the crap out of them. The H-Bomb all three and the Prez pins all three Dudleys. 1...2...3. The SDWF President is the new Hardcore Champion.

We see Y2J enter the nWo locker room to a round of applause. JJ steps forward: "Hey slap ass you did good out there. You didn't win, and you didn't lose either. The only thing that matters is that you got the belt. I would like to give you this" He hands him a shirt with nWo on it. "The Chosen One is the one with all the stroke around here says you are in the nWo 4-Life" Y2J takes the shirt and smiles in a sadistic style. "We got a special job for you now. Give the Outsiders a little help this evening if the situation arises. Oh also you're the special ring announcer for them. So get set up." Y2J leaves: "Good they bought it hook, line, and sinker."

SDWF Tag Team Championship Match

The New Age Outlaws vs. The Outsiders (Champion)

The New Age Outlaws hit the ring cutting a promo. "Now there once was a team called the Outsiders, Who went around wearing blinders, But they didn't me, or that BA double-D, And now those belts belong to me." Y2J counts down and then wolfpac music is heard. "Welcome to nWo is Jericho!" Y2J walks out in a shirt that says, "Jericholic" on the front, "4-Life" on the back. "Now we see couple of Jack Asses in the ring, but there are two great competitors waiting in the wings who I have to introduce. First "Big Sexy"of course not as big as me and of course all the Jericholics know I'm much more sexy: Kevin Nash. He's got no Balls, or Scott Hall, who only cares about those tag team strap, but only couldn't even wear a jock strap to fit, because he so small." The Outsiders walk out a little pissed at Y2J intro, but walk down to the ring with him. The match starts with BA and Nash starting out in the ring. The tie up and exchange moves for a few minutes. Nash gets the advantage and does a chokeslam on BA. He needs a tag, but gets pulled back to the center of the ring. Nash tries to end this early with the Jack Knife Power Bomb and gets it off but RD kicks BA out. Hall gets in the ring and throws RD out of the ring. He follows and throws him into the barricade. Meanwhile in the ring BA has the advantage over Nash. BA goes for the Famasser but counters into a low blow. RD and Hall get tagged in and fight a while. RD gets the advantage and Y2J get on the apron and distracts the ref. Hall goes for the Outsiders Edge, and goes for the cover. BA gets the belts and hits Hall over the head. RD does the Rock and Roll on Hall and goes for the cover 1...2...3. We have new tag team Champions. The nWo comes down to the ring and beat the new Champs. DX follows next and gets thrown out of the ring. They stay defending their partners though. Y2J gets in the ring. "Now JJ this is not my fault. I did my job. Its not my fault your damn Outsiders just absolutely suck to loss to these light weight. And I have one more thing to tell you." We see HHH looking under the ring for something. "Jeff Jarrett and the nWo you under the charge of being absolute Jack Ass you are as they say ‘Guilty as Charged!'" And I have two words for you....S*CK IT!" HHH throws Y2J a guitar that say DX on it. He hits JJ over the head with the guitar and leave the nWo. On the stage we Y2J address HBK. "Now remember Shawn we had a deal with me joining you guys and I was wondering if your gonna make good on your promise. HBK: "Yes we are right now!" DX goes after Triple H and beat the shit out of him with the nWo looking on.

Winner and New SDWF Tag Team Champs: The New Age Outlaws

SDWF European Championship Match

Kurt Angle (Champion) vs. Goldberg

"This is outrageous!!! Why do I have to fight in two matches tonight? I tell you it's a conspiracy against your Olympic and American Hero!!! It's true, It's true, or as Bill Clinton would say, "It's True, now let me do this fat bitch and sell the country's nuclear secrets, Its True." Goldberg comes down. And Angle has control of the entire match. The SDWF President comes down with his body guards. The Prez distracts the ref while the Harris Brothers H-Bomb Goldberg. Angle goes for the cover and wins the match. Angle is confused as well as the audience about the connection between these two.

Winner and Still SDWF European Champion: Kurt Angle

Triple H walks back to the DX locker room to see it guarded by the newest member Y2J. He sees him and starts to beat the crap out of him. The other Degenerates pull him off Y2J. "You want your stuff?" Just go in and get it." They allow him to walk in and he is hit with Sweet Chin Music by HBK. "No hard feelings man. It not personal just business." Triple H: "Yeah business, S*CK it."

SDWF 6-Man Tag Team Championship Match

- Too Cool: Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty Too Hotty, & Rikishi (Champion) vs. The Radicalz: Dean Malenko, Rhino, & Chris Benoit

Too Cool wins after Scotty Too Hotty Does the Worm and Granbdmaster Sexay does the Hip Hop Drop on Rhino.

Winner and Still SDWF 6-Man Tag Team Champs: Too Cool

SDWF Championship Match

Triple H (Champion) vs. Jeff Jarrett

"The Chosen One hasn't had a serious title period. I plan to change that right now. So choke on that slapnuts!" Triple H gets to the ramp "Jeff I gotta tell you I am not ready for this match after the two beatings I have receive tonight. But I am the game, and I will prove once again that I am that damn good." HHH hobbles down to the ring and JJ immediately goes to work on the champ. JJ has control the entire time of the match. He ends it with the Stroke and wins his first SDWF Championship. "Now Triple H I know you just got kicked out by those lousy Degenerate and the slapnuts Y2J. I want to invite you to join the nWo. So what do you have to say." He puts up the wolfpac sign and waits for HHH's approval. It looks like HHH will go for it, but tells JJ to S*CK IT!" and then puts JJ in the Pedigree on JJ. "It's business, not personal JJ, Just Business you took my title." JJ is left in the ring laid out as we go off the air.

Winner and New SDWF Champion: Jeff Jarrett

Sorry about the shortness of some of the matches in this event. Due to other responsibilities with work and free time I just haven't had time to do as good as a job as I would have liked. Keep up with the challenges and stay involved. You should make the story lines not the my friends and I. I will try and get you all your matches. See you at Raw is Nitro.

- ½ of the SDWF President: Eagle_5@hotmail.com (Y2J, Undertaker, and SDWF President)