Francine v. Sable v. Jazz
Special Bikini Contest
Joel Hindman is shown in the center of the ring waiting to judge this special SDWF bikini contest. Francine, Sable, and Jazz all come down to the ring showing off their assets. They all have on colored bikinis, and none is too much better than the other. The fans don't care as all three girls flash their puppies for the drooling fans. Joel grabs a mic. "Uh, gee, ladies, this is a real tough choice. It's hard for me to judge women because they usually don't pay much attention to me." Sable and Jazz both decide to try and win some points with Joel, and each of them give him a long, wet kiss. Joel shoves each of them away after a few seconds. "Listen, ladies, I'm not like that. I don't swing both ways. Besides, I don't like you trying to bribe me with your bodies, so I'm declaring the winner to be Francine. Now if you need me I'll be with the projectionists having a pajama party."
Winner: Francice
Triangle Ladder TV Title Match
Rob Van Dam v. Tazz v. Spike Dudley
The three competitors have a great matchup. RVD lands a Van Damanator off of the ladder on Tazz, and Spike Dudley gets an Acid Drop off the ladder on RVD. The match continues for several minutes, and Van Dam jumps off the ladder from the apron to do a Van Terminator on Tazz. Both men are hurt from this maneuver, and Spike sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, and climbs it to grab the TV Title and become the new TV Champion.
Winner and new SDWF TV Champion: Spike Dudley
X-Pac v. Simon Diamond
X-Pac comes down to the ring accompinied by his fellow D-Generate Road Dogg. Simon Diamond comes down to the ring with his fellow stable mate Vampiro. Before the match begins, Vampiro gets some hits in on X-Pac, and then the Road Dogg attacks Vampiro outside the ring. X-Pac gets the spinning heel kick on Diamond, and he throws him to the turnbuckle for the Bronco Buster. X-Pac goes for it, but Diamond moves and clotheslines the ref. Vampiro puts a Nail in the Coffin on Road Dogg outside the ring. Vampiro gets in the ring and he and Diamond double team him. Vampiro and Diamond put a double piledriver on X-Pac. Vampiro wakes up the ref and Diamond pins for the 1..2..3. X-Pac retains his European Championship since this was a non title matchup.
Winner: Simon Diamond
SDWF Cruiserweight Championship Finals
Vampiro v. Dean Malenko
Vampiro remains in the ring with his fellow Angel Diamond. Dean Malenko comes down to the ring accompinied by Chris Benoit. The match begins, as Malenko and Vampiro battle inside the ring while Benoit and Diamond fight outside the ring. A great light weight match ensues, with both competitors using the high flying maneuvers their weight class is famous for. Dean Malenko gets the Texas Cloverleaf hooked on Vampiro. Outside the ring, Diamond throws Benoit into the stairs and pulls Vampiro towards the ropes as the ref is not paying attention. Dean Malenko releases the hold, and goes for a powerbomb, but Vampiro reverses it and rolls up Malenko. The ref counts 1..2..3. The first ever SDWF Cruiserweight Champion is Vampiro, and he and Diamond celebrate their back to back victories.
Winner and first ever SDWF Cruiserweight Champion: Vampiro
Backstage, Crash Holly is looking over his shoulder, waiting for disaster. Suddenly, the Harris Boys jump Saturn. They take Crash out as a form of revenge for what happened to the Prez on Raw is Nitro #8. They slam him into a garbage can and then H Bomb him through a table. They leave him laid out, laughing together. Saturn is shown backstage, bummed out that he is being overlooked by the bookers. He sees the downed Crash and calls over a referee who is drinking a cup of coffee nearby. Saturn pins Crash for a 1..2..3. Saturn shakes the refs hands and then walks away in victory.
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champ: Perry Saturn
Goldberg v. Psicosis
Goldberg arrives to his elaborate fireworks, and hits himself and breathes the smoke of the explosions. Goldberg gets in the ring, and jumps around and makes his bear face for the audience. Psicosis is already in the ring, and he decks Goldberg from behind. He puts Goldberg in a hurricanrana. Psicosis climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and puts the Guilotinne Leg Drop on Goldberg. The ref counts 1..2..3. Psicosis celebrates his easy victory, and Goldberg gets up and like a true spoil sport and spears Psicosis. He leaves and begins to cry as he thinks of his winless streak. Goldberg's record now stands at 0-7.
Winner: Psicosis
In the parking lot at the rear of the building, Saturn is shown putting his things in his car, his new Hardcore Championship in hand. He tells the security guard there to tell the bookers for the SDWF that he was not bringing back the Hardcore Title until he was given a push. As he went to start his car, Crash Holly jumps him from behind. Crash pile drives Saturn on the wind shield, through the glass. Crash pulls the bloody Saturn out of his car and pins him. The ref he brought with him counts 1..2..3. Crash is the new Hardcore Champion.
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champ: Crash Holly
Crash celebrates with his SDWF Hardcore Championship. He walks back toward the building with his gold. He opens the door to the entryway, and is attacked by Norman Smiley. Smiley beats up heavily on Crash, and then smashes Crash's head into a wall. He puts the Norman Conquest on Crash, and Crash holds on for 2 minutes, but decides to give up after the pain becomes to unbearale. Smiley grabs the Hardcore Belt and does the Big Wiggle as Ralphus applauds.
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champ: Norman Smiley
SDWF US Title Match
Y2J Chris Jericho v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
HHH's music hits and HHH hits the ring. Y2J comes out to his music with ofcourse a mic in hand. "Now Triple Waist I know that you want to get MY belt but you can't have it because you are just that damn bad." Triple H and Y2J go at it the entire match. The tempo shifts between the competitors. At the end of the match HHH sets up Y2J for the Pedigree and wee see a gorgoeous woman walking down to the ring. "My God its Gorgoeous George." Triple H sees her and is staring at her. Y2J counters the Pedigree into the Walls and Triple H taps out. Y2J celebrates with the new and only Degenreate Woman Gorgeous Goerge
Winner and still SDWF US Champ : Y2J Chris Jericho
SDWF Womem's Championship and SDWF Championship Match
Jeff Jarrett and Stephanie McMahon v. Rob Van Dam and Dawn Marie
The Chosen One's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with his tag team partner Stephanie and Miss Hancock. The Chosen One enters the ring and shows off in front of the fans. "The one with all the stroke is the SDWF Champion, and I'm not about to lose it to this piece of garbage RVD. As a matter of fact, I'm not about to let my woman Stephanie lose her SDWF Women's Championship to a little tramp like Dawn Marie. Dawn you had better not try anything funny or else Miss Hancock will let her hair down and kick your ass." RVD's music hits, and and he comes out with Dawn Marie looking tired from his earlier ladder match. The match begins with JJ and RVD. JJ starts off with knees to RVD's midsection. JJ pile drives RVD and does his walking peace sign. When JJ turns around, RVD is back up and he does a standing side kick on JJ. RVD throws JJ into the ropes and DDT's him right in the middle of the ring. RVD splashes JJ off the second rope and goes for the pin. 1..2.. and JJ kicks out. RVD picks up JJ and JJ gives RVD a low blow. JJ pounds away on RVD. JJ slams RVD and does a elbow drop off the second rope. JJ tags in Stephanie and holds RVD. Stephanie slaps RVD and then kicks him in the stomach. Stephanie tags back out and JJ continues to work on RVD. JJ goes for the stroke but RVD blocks it. Miss Hancock tosses JJ a chair and he hits RVD in the head with it while Stephanie distracts the ref. JJ puts the chair on the mat near the turnbuckle and lays RVD on it. He puts another chair on top of RVD and goes to the top turnbuckle and jumps down and stomps RVD and sandwiches him between the two chairs. He mouths the word "Van Slapnutator" and throws out the chairs. Stephanie releases the ref as JJ covers RVD. 1.. and RVD kicks out at 1, to the delight of the fans. JJ is in shock. JJ throws RVD into the ropes and they both go down with a hard double clothesline. Both men reach towards their respective corners. Both men tag their women at the same time. Stephanie and Dawn hook it up in the middle of the ring. Stephanie does a leg sweep on Dawn and kicks her in the stomach. Stephanie flashes the nWo sign and gives JJ and Miss Hancock a good luck kiss. She turns around to get a drop kick from Dawn. Dawn brutally beats on Stephanie, pulling out hair and scratching. Dawn does a fallaway slam on Stephanie, and JJ goes outside the ring and attacks RVD. As the two fight, Miss Hancock gets in the ring and screams at Dawn. Dawn clotheslines Hancock and slams down Stephanie. Dawn grabs a chair and threatens to smash Stephanie's skull. Suddenly, HHH arrives. He protects Stephanie from the chair shot and tries to talk some sense into Dawn. As JJ and RVD continue to battle outside, Dawn throws down the chair. HHH says "thanks alot" and kicks Dawn in the stomach. Dawn receives a Pedigree, and the ref calls for the bell. RVD flies in the ring and begins to battle HHH. JJ comes from behind with the guitar and smashes it across RVD's head. JJ and HHH give the Wolfpac sign to each other, and JJ checks on Hancock and Steph. HHH grabs a mic. "I am the Game, and I am that damn good. Now, I am that damn better as a member of the nWo. So DX, I've got two words for you bastards, 4-LIFE!" They continue to assault RVD, and suddenly the American Bad Ass music hits. Undertaker flies down to the ring to aid fellow Angel RVD. He choke slams JJ. He sets up HHH for the last ride, when suddenly the Rock hits the ring and hits Undertaker with a crutch. He puts Undertaker in a Rock Bottom, and he sprays nWo on the back of Undertaker and RVD. The Rock, HHH, JJ, Stephanie, and Miss Hancock celebrate. Hollywood Hogan, Big Poppa Pump, Sting, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall come down to welcome HHH into the nWo and celebrate with the other members. Undertaker, RVD, and Dawn Marie slip out of the ring and head up the ramp. The Impact Players, Kane, Simon Diamond, and Vampiro greet their allies at the ramp. Undertaker spits towards the nWo and shouts, "Paybacks are a bitch!"
Winners by DQ : RVD and Dawn Marie
Still SDWF Champ and SDWF Women's Champ: JJ and Stephanie
The Rock grabs the microphone and stands united with his fellow nWo members. "Now the Rock hasn't been here in awhile, and he knows that the next match is the main event, that it's the Hardcore First Blood Battle Royal for the SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Championships. Well the Great One says piss on that, they can wait until I wipe the ring of that piece of trash that has been running his mouth for quite awhile. Sid, get your fat ass out here, and the Rock will layeth the smacketh down on your roody poo candy ass!"
Sid Vicious v. The Rock
The nWo members tell Rock to kick Sid's ass, and leave. When the nWo members exit, Sid's music hits and he goes to the ring to go one on one with the Great One. Rock hammers away on Sid with a vengence. Rock looks in great shape even after getting attacked in the hospital by the Angels of Darkness. Rock slaps Sid in a sleeper hold, but Sid is able to get out of it and he elbows Rock in the head. Sid picks up the Rock and bench presses him, and then drops him to the canvas. Sid chokes the Rock with his foot and gave the Rock a leg drop. Sid covered the Rock, but the Rock kicked out at 2. Rock clotheslines the big man as he tries to pick him up. Rock stomps away at Sid, and then picks up Sid and DDT's him to the mat. Rock goes for the cover but Sid kicks out. Rock goes for a Samoan Drop, but Sid blocks it and gives Rock a low blow. Sid choke slams Rock and signals towards the fans. The fans know what's coming, and so does the Rock. Sid picks up Rock for the power bomb, and the Rock uses the rest of his strength and flips Sid over his back. Both men are out, and the ref begins the ten count. At 7, both men get to their feet and continue to battle. The Rock catches Sid with a sidewalk slam. The Rock gets into position, and performs the People's Elbow. The Rock hits it right in Sid's chest, and covers him. 1..2.. and Sid kicks away. Sid gets up and goes for another chokeslam, but the Rock blocks it and plants Sid with the Rock Bottom. The Rock pins Sid for the 1..2..3. The Rock gets on the turnbuckle and flashes the Wolfpac sign in victory.
Winner: The Rock
First Blood Hardcore Battle Royal for the SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Championship
The rules for this match are simple : All 40 competitors on 20 tag teams are placed in battle royal action. Anything goes, just like a hardcore match. When one team member is busted open, he remains in the ring until his partner is busted open. When both team members are bleeding, that team is eliminated.
New Age Outlaws v. Outsiders v. Hollywood Hogan and Sting v. the Hardy Boyz v. Too Cool v. Rikishi and Big Show v. the Dudley Boyz v. Vampiro and Kane v. Stone Cold and Dude Love v. Harris Brothers v. Impact Players v. Edge and Christian v. Kronic v. T and A v. the Acolytes v. the Hardcore and Crash Holly v. Kurt Angle and the Cat v. Chris Benoit and Rhino v. Raven and Bull Buchanan v. Kanyon and Eddy Gurerro
Here is the order of who is busted open by who:
1.Kurt Angle by Big Show, multiple chair shots
2.Jeff Hardy by Road Dogg, sledgehammer
3.Bubba Dudley by Credible, barbed wire
4.Matt Hardy by Hall, Outsider's Edge on steel stairs (HARDYS ELIMINATED)
5.Scotty Too Hotty by Kane, Tombstone off top rope onto chair
6.Dude Love by Austin, Dude tries to tell Austin what to do so Austin hits him with a jagged beer can
7.Rhino by D-Von, Dudleys 3D him through a table
8.Big Ron Harris by Big Show, choke slam from top turnbuckle to floor
9.Grandmasta Sexay by Heavy D Harris, H Bomb through two set up chairs (TOO COOL ELIMINATED)
10.Bull Buchanan by Kanyon, Kanyon Cutter on the entry ramp
11.Undertaker by Credible, barbed wire baseball bat to skull
12.Farooq by Lance Storm, pile driver off top rope onto ladder
13.The Cat by Bradshaw, broken broomstick over head (ANGLE AND CAT ELIMINATED)
14.Chris Benoit by Billy Gunn, FameAsser onto barbed wire (BENOIT AND RHINO ELIMINATED)
15.Test by Sting, Scorpion Death Drop through announce table
16.Albert by Raven, evenflow onto kitchen sink (T AND A ELIMINATED)
17.Hogan by Nash, jacknife power bomb off apron to floor
18.Hardcore Holly by Brian Adams and Brian Clark, High Times onto thumbtacks
19.Eddy Gurerro by Austin, 8 straight stunners
20.Brian Adams by Edge, Downward Spiral on the outside
21.Bradshaw by Rikishi, 2 Rikishi Drivers on the steel steps (ACOLYTES ELIMINATED)
22.Heavy D by Brian Clark, Meltdown on a chair (HARRIS'S ELIMINATED)
23.Raven by Lance Storm, ten lead pipe shots to the head (RAVEN AND BULL ELIMINATED)
24.Kanyon by Crash, brass knucks (KANYON AND EDDY ELIMINATED)
25.Billy Gunn by Hall, bowling ball to the face
26.Hall by Road Dogg, bowling ball to the face
27.Sting by Kane, choke slam on thumbtacks (STING AND HOGAN ELIMINATED)
28.Rikishi by D-Von, Rikishi tries to splash D-Von off top rope onto chair, D-Von moves
29.Kane by Nash, multiple wrench shots to the face (KANE AND UNDERTAKER ELIMINATED)
30.Edge by Big Show, body press slam onto barbed wire
31.Austin by Christian, sledgehammer from behind (AUSTIN AND DUDE LOVE ELIMINATED)
32.Big Show by Nash, jacknife power bomb on head onto chair (RIKISHI AND BIG SHOW ELIMINATED)
33.Christian by Road Dogg, Doggie Style into a dumpster, Christian's face hits the edge of the dumpster on the way down (EDGE AND CHRISTIAN ELIMINATED)
34.Crash by Nash, side slam onto thumbtacks (HOLLYS ELIMINATED)
35.Road Dogg by Brian Clark, Dogg gets head posted into steel ring post (NEW AGE OUTLAWS ELIMINATED)
36.Nash by Credible, Just Incredible onto a ladder (OUTSIDERS ELIMINATED)
37.Brian Clark by Storm, slam onto barbed wire and thumbtacks (KRONIC ELIMINATED)
38.Credible by D-Von, razor blade across the forehead
39.Storm by D-Von, Dudleyz 3D Storm through a table (IMPACT PLAYERS ELIMINATED)
Winners and first ever SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions: The Dudley Boyz SDWF Home
