Booker T v. Kanyon
Booker T comes down to the ring, and the fans raise the roof as he makes his entrance. Booker T has a mic. "Hey Kanyon, you know not to hate the player, hate the game. Because Kanyon, I know you are the ultimate player hater. So save the drama for your ugly ass mama. Then tell your girlfriend DDP he is getting his ass kicked by this hardcore brother from 110th street. Now can you dig that?" Kanyon's music hits, and he comes down to the ring. He has a mic. "I have just one question for all the morons here tonight. Who's better than Kanyon?" The fans shout BOOKER T! Kanyon becomes enraged and flies into the ring. Kanyon and Booker hook it up. Kanyon shows why he is the Innovator of Offense by throwing Booker T around the ring. Kanyon has Booker beat on several occasions, but Booker continues to kick out at mount small offensive flurrys. Finally, Kanyon goes for the Flatliner and Booker blocks it, and he puts the scissor kick on Kanyon. Booker applies the Ax Kick to Kanyon, and then puts him in a Harlem Hangover. He pins Kanyon for the 1..2..but Kanyon surprisingly kicks away! Booker picks up Kanyon and prepares to deliver the Book End, but Kanyon blocks it and delivers the Flatliner. Kanyon goes to the top rope and spits at the audience instead of going for the pin, and he wastes too much time as he goes for the elbow drop. Booker moves, and then he stands up and goes outside the ring. Booker grabs a tire iron from underneath the ring and hits Kanyon directly in the head with it as the ref is looking the other direction. Booker pins Kanyon for the 1..2..3. The fans cheer as Booker steals himself a victory.
Winner: Booker T
SDWF Olympic Hero Championship
Diamond Dallas Page v. the Wall
DDP's music hits, and he heads down to the ring. DDP has a mic. "Hey, Wall, bro, how about you come out here and get your ass whooped monkey boy. I've got a proposal for you, mister king of the table match. How about we make this a "Finisher Move Through a Table" Match. If you choke slam me through a table, you win. If I Diamond Cut you I become the new SDWF Olympic Hero Champion. Get ready to feel the BANG!" The Wall comes to the entryway, and nods in agreement with DDP. The Wall and DDP begin to tear each other apart. The Wall goes for an early choke slam through a table on the outside, but DDP blocks it. DDP suplexes Wall through the table. DDP then grabs a chair and begins to dismantle the Wall. The Wall comes back with a low blow on DDP after taking 3 chair shots. The Wall does a bench press slam on DDP, showing off for the fans. Suddenly, Norman Smiley arrives. Norman gives DDP the big wiggle and then hits DDP with a chair. Norman sets up a table for the Wall, and the Wall prepares to chokeslam DDP. DDP blocks the choke slam with a low blow of his own, and Norman swings the chair at DDP. DDP ducks and Norman hits the Wall right in the head. DDP Diamond Cuts Norman and then picks up the Wall and Diamond Cuts him through the table. The ref calls for the bell and awards DDP the Olympic Hero Championship.
Winner and new SDWF Olympic Hero Champ: DDP
The nWo is shown arriving at the arena in full force. They meet up with Kurt Angle, the Cat, the Harris Boys, and the Prez. The nWo and the Company talk about their plans for the evening. Angle tells the groups of how Joel Hindman has failed to show up again in fear of the nWo. So Kurt proposed that Joel would be fired if he failed to show up again. Kurt tells them that he hasn't heard from Joel for a while but he figures he is at his other job.
The Commisioner's music hits and he comes to the entryway. "Your Olympic Hero just got through talking with the nWo and telling them how Joel Hindman, our interviewer, has neglected to show up for work this evening. So, in punishment, Joel's other half Goldberg will be facing Macho Man Randy Savage and Mike Awesome in a handicap match. Let's see him try to break his winless streak that way.
Handicap Match
Mike Awesome and Macho Man Randy Savage v. Bill Goldberg
Goldberg comes down to the ring, tears rolling down his face. He gets in the ring and asks a woman in the front row for a tissue. Awesome's music hits, and he and Savage come down to the ring together. Goldberg waits for them to get in the ring, and he goes for a double spear. Unfortunately for Goldberg, Awesome and Savage both move out of the way. Awesome puts a running power bomb on Goldberg and pulls him into the center of the ring. Savage goes to the top rope and puts the Flying Elbow Drop on Goldberg. Savage and Awesome both pin Goldberg with one foot, and pick up the victory.
Winners: Mike Awesome and Macho Man Randy Savage
Sid Vicious v. Kurt Angle
The Commisioner's Olympic theme hits, and Kurt Angle heads down to the ring. "Your Olympic Hero has already shown the world that he is the true Olympic Champion. That Olympic Hero Championship has been disgraced by the likes of Sid, the Wall, and DDP. The only thing that makes you truly Olympic is the gold medals I wear around my neck. And nobody else here in the SDWF is an Olympic Gold Medalist, and that my friends is true." Sid's music hits, and Sid has a mic. "Hey, Kurt Angle, you know that I am the ruler of the world, and nobody gives a damn about how many Olympic medals you've won. The fact of the matter is you've never beaten me, and I intend to keep it that way." The match begins with Sid furiously destroying Angle. Sid takes Angle to school, and shows him that being an amateur wrestler doesn'ts always make you better. Angle gets a few moves in when he chop blocks Sid's knee. Angle puts a figure four on Sid and holds him in it. Sid fights the figure four, and after two minutes he has reversed it. Angle goes towards the ropes and is able to grab them. Angle goes for an immediate Olympic Slam but Sid easily slides off his back. Sid choke slams Angle and then goes for the powerbomb. The ref is being distracted by the Harris Boys, and Scott Hall flies in the ring. Hall uses all of his strength and puts the Outsider's Edge on Sid. Hall places Angle on top of Sid, and the Harris Boys let the ref go to count 1..2..3. Kurt Angle is helped out by the Harris Boys and Scott Hall.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Pimp of the Year Match
Big Poppa Pump v. the Godfather v. Dude Love
The nWo music plays and Big Poppa Pump comes down to the ring with three freaks in hand. He has a mic. "You know something, I've got three of my favorite freaks by my side. They weren't always standing next to me, because last night they were all on their backs screamin my name. The Big Bad Booty Daddy is the true pimp, not some washed up old man in a hippie outfit or a wannabe like the Godfather." "HO TRAIN!" The Godfather's music hits, and the Godfather comes out with three beautiful women of the night of his own. "Are there any pimps up in this house? Big Poppa, all the ladies know that I am the true pimp around here. Normally I would offer the hos to my opponent, but you are so revolting I don't think my girls would have anything to do with you." This enrages Poppa, and he attacks the Godfather. The two brawl for a few minutes, and then "Owwwww have mercy!" is heard over the loudspeaker. Dude Love comes dancing to his music with three lovely hippie chicks. Dude sits on the ringside steps and watches the fight on the inside. Big Poppa has Godfather beaten, but Godfather proves his resilience and clotheslines Big Poppa. Big Poppa receives the Ho Train, followed by the Pimp Drop. Godfather goes for the pin, and gets 1..2..but Dude Love gets in the ring and breaks up the three. Dude goes back to the steps and sits with his Dudettes. Godfather yells for Dude to get in the ring, and he doesn't see Poppa getting up. Poppa gives Godfather a low blow, and he places him in the Steiner Recliner. Dude Love gets in the ring and places a Love Handle on Big Poppa. Poppa lets go of the Godfather who drops unconcious and Big Poppa struggles with the hand in his mouth. Finally, Big Poppa taps out and the Pimp of the Year Award goes to Dude Love.
Winner and Pimp of the Year: Dude Love
Table Match
Hardy Boyz v. the Dudley Boyz
The match begins without either team saying a word. Matt Hardy gets in a Twist of Fate on D-Von, and he goes to get the table. Matt Hardy sets it up in the center of the ring, and Jeff Hardy gives Buh Buh a flying head scissors. Matt Hardy prepares to put D-Von in a twist of fate on the table. D-Von blocks it and puts Matt in a Russian Leg Sweep. Buh Buh throws Jeff out of the ring and holds open Matt's legs while saying "WHAZZZZZZZZUP!" D-Von goes off the top rope for the headbutt to the groin. D-Von does the War Dance and Buh Buh prepares to power bomb Matt through the table. Jeff gets back in the ring and gives Buh Buh a low blow. Jeff knocks D-Von out of the ring. Jeff puts Buh Buh on the table and goes for the Swanton Bomb through the table. Buh Buh moves at the last second and Jeff goes crashing through the table. The ref calls for the bell, and awards the match to the Dudleyz. Matt Hardy tries to attack Buh Buh, but D-Von gets back in the ring and they deliver the 3D to poor Matt Hardy.
Winners : The Dudleyz
SDWF Women's Championship Match
Stephanie McMahon v. Francine
Stephanie McMahon comes down to the ring with her SDWF Women's Championship Belt on her shoulder. She is accompanied by Miss Hancock. She has a mic. "Francine, everybody in this building knows that you and that Playboy posing Sable stole the SDWF Women's Tag Team Belts from our grasp. Miss Hancock and I are the best women's team in the SDWF, and we wrestle together very well. Francine, you think you can take my gold away from me? Come give it your best shot against the greatest SDWF Women's Champion of all time!" Francine's music hits and she comes down to the ring accompinied by Sable. The Women's Tag Champs call Stephanie into the ring. Stephanie is outside the ring with Miss Hancock, and she tells Sable to leave the ring. Sable leaves, and the match begins. Stephanie gets a few moves in on Francine, and she delivers a brilliantly executed vertical suplex. She then picks up a chair tossed in to her by Miss Hancock and hits Francine with it as Miss Hancock distracts the ref. Miss Hancock releases the ref, and the ref counts 1..2.. but Francine is able to kick away. Sable goes after Miss Hancock outside the ring, and the two women brawl for several minutes. Inside the ring, Stephanie goes for a piledriver, but it is reversed by Francine. Francine flips Stephanie over her head and then picks her right back up. Francine executes a piledriver on the chair that was left in the ring as the ref admonishes Miss Hancock and Sable. Francine slides the chair out of the ring and the ref turns around to count 1..2..3. The ref calls for the bell and awards Francine the Women's Championship. Francine runs off with Sable in victory, only to be met halfway up the ramp by Kevin Nash, the Cat, and Scott Steiner. Kevin Nash jacknife power bombs Francine on the ramp, and the Cat kicks Sable right in the mouth. Big Poppa puts a Steiner Recliner on Francine. Stephanie and Miss Hancock walk up the rampway and meet up with them. Stephanie sprays nWo on the back of Francine, and Miss Hancock sprays nWo on the back of Sable.
Winner and new SDWF Women's Champ: Francine
SDWF Six Man Tag Team Championship Match
3 Count v. Too Cool and Rikishi Phatu
The Too Cool music hits, and the dancing trio comes down to the ring. 3 Count's music plays, and all the girls ooh and ahh the pop sensations. The belts are around their waists, and they sing along to their theme music as they prepare to wrestle. Shannon Moore starts off with Scotty Too Hotty. Scotty beats the hell out of Moore for several minutes, using various offensive maneuvers like the face buster and reverse DDT. Scotty tags in Grandmasta and he continues to beat up Moore. Grandmasta puts a Fisherman's Suplex on Moore, and then tags in Scotty, who delivers the Worm. Scotty goes for the pin. 1..2..Moore gets the shoulder up. Scotty tags in Rikishi. Rikishi slaughters Moore, and he throws him in the turnbuckle and backs his thing up. Rikishi then puts the Stinky Face on poor Moore, and he picks him up and plants him with the Rikishi Driver. Rikishi has the pin for the 1..2..but he picks up Moore. He goes outside the ring and grabs a bat. He hits Moore in the face with the bat in blatant view of the ref. The ref calls for the bell, and Rikishi does a number on Moore. Rikishi then strikes Karagias and Helms with the baseball bat. Too Cool is confused and they ask Rikishi why he didn't pick up the belts. Rikishi shrugs and so does Too Cool. Grandmasta gives Rikishi the glasses and they begin to dance. Suddenly, Rikishi decks Grandmasta from behind. Rikishi clotheslines Scotty. Scotty gets the Rikishi Driver, and Grandmasta gets one immediately after. Rikishi sets up the Too Cool members in opposite turnbuckles and gives them both the Stinky Face. Rikishi leaves to the boos of the fans.
Winners by DQ and still SDWF Six Man Tag Champs: 3 Count
nWo initiation, if Buff wins he is nWo
Buff Bagwell v. Kevin Nash
Buff's music hits and he comes down the entryway. He flashes his muscles for his adoring female fans and prepares for battle. The nWo Wolfpac music hits, and Kevin Nash comes to the ring accompanied by his fellow Outsider Scott Hall. Nash has the mic. "Wolfpac in the House!!!! As you people have probably noticed, the nWo and the Company have formed a temporary alliance. I don't know how long this will last, but for right now the Company and the nWo have common enemies. As for you, Buff, if you want to join the nWo you have to beat me." The match begins, and Nash knees Buff in the chest. Nash gets Buff in the corner and repeatedly knees him in the stomach. Nash measures Buff and elbows him. Nash gives Buff the big boot. As the ref admonishes Nash, Hall takes some cheap shots on Buff. Nash continues to trounce Buff, and he puts him in a sideslam. He covers Buff for the 1..2.. and Buff kicks out. Suddenly Buff begins fighting back, giving lefts and rights to Nash. Buff puts a pile driver on the big man and rakes Nash's eyes with his feet. Buff picks up Nash and hits him directly in the nuts. Buff puts a vertical suplex on Nash and heads to the middle rope. Nash stands up, and Buff delivers the Blockbuster. Buff gets the cover, but the ref is being distracted by Hall. Buff gets up to hit Hall, and Hall ducks and takes a swing at Buff. Buff backs away and warns Hall not to try to interfere again. By this time Nash is to his feet, and when Buff turns around he receives a big boot. Nash signals for the jacknife, and he picks up Buff and power bombs him. Nash covers Buff for the 1..2..3. Hall gets in the ring and puts Buff in an Outsider's Edge. Hall gets out a can of spray paint and hands it to Nash. Nash sprays nWo on the back of Buff, and the Outsiders leave together, with Buff obviously not a new member of the nWo.
Winner: Kevin Nash
HBK Shawn Michaels music hits, and the girls begin to go wild. He has a mic. "It has been brought to Heartbreak's attention that there are two men who would like to become new members of D-Generation X. I'm talking about DDP and Kanyon. Well, we don't just accept any trash here in DX like the nWo does, you have to be good enough. Do you think you're good enough boys? Why don't you take on Y2J and myself on Raw is Nitro #11. I guarantee you you won't be joining DX if you fall prey to the Sweet Chin Music or the Walls of Jericho. If you win, you're in DX. If you don't, I've got two words for ya." The crowd shouts SUCK IT!!!
SDWF Intercontinental Championship
The Big Show v. Tommy Dreamer
The Big Show comes down to the ring with the SDWF Intercontinental Championship on his shoulder. He flashes the DX sign and prepares for his matchup. Tommy Dreamer's music hits, and he comes to the ring with a barbed wire baseball hat in hand. The match begins, and Tommy leaves the bat on the outside for future use. Tommy goes to work on Show, and he beats the hell out of him for several minutes. Show is hard to take off of his feet, and Tommy is unable to take him down. Tommy finally goes for a big clothesline to take down Show, but Show ducks and headbutts Tommy, sending Tommy sprawling to the mat. Show picks up Tommy and gives him a massive power bomb. Show signals for the end, and prepares to finish with Dreamer quickly and put him in the Show Stopper. Show picks up Tommy and throttles his neck. Dreamer blocks the choke slam by raking Show's eyes. Dreamer puts Show in the Dreamer Driver, followed by the Dreamer DDT. Dreamer gets the cover for the 1..2..3. The upset happened, and Dreamer heads outside the ring and grabs the barbed wire bat. He viciously assaults the Big Show until the other D-Generates come to his aid. Dreamer leaves the new SDWF IC Champ.
Winner and new SDWF Intercontinental Champion: Tommy Dreamer
Sting, Edge, and Christian v. Bret Hart and Demolition
The combined nWo/Company team of Sting, Edge and Christian come down to the ring together. Edge has a mic. "Tonight, you people will see why we reek with Awesomeness. Tonight, we are teamed in a match with the Franchise of the SDWF. We are talking about Sting, member of the nWo. Bret Hart decided he wanted some more of us? Well, normally we would do a pose but I'm so ready to kick Bret's ass and show him who the real Canadians are in the SDWF!" Bret Hart's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with Demolition. The match begins with Edge and one of the Demolition guys. Edge has an advantage at first, but he is no match for his opponent. Bret gets the tag in, and he proceeds to try to bread Edge's knee. Bret is unmerciful, wrapping Edge's knee around the turnbuckle post in a figure four. Edge attempts to make the tag, and finally he squirms away enough to tag Sting. Sting gets in the ring, and begins going to work on Hart. Sting gets in a Stinger Splash, and does a bulldog. Outside the ring, Demolition has began brawling with Edge and Christian. Sting goes for the Scorpion Death Drop, but Bret gets away and puts Sting in a kneebreaker. He then applies the Sharpshooter on Sting, and Sting tries to make it to the rope but can't. Sting reluctantly taps out. Edge and Christian fly into the ring to check on Sting, while Bret Hart and Demolition walk away victorious, but at the entryway they are attacked by the Outsiders and HHH. The Outsiders, HHH, Edge, Christian, and Sting all put a beat down on the three men.
Winners: Bret Hart and Demolition
HELL IN A CELL MATCH
Kane v. the Rock
Kane comes down to the ring with his usual entrance, waiting on the Rock. The Rock's music hits, and he goes down to the ring without a look of concern on his face. The Rock gets in the cell and the match begins. Kane begins by viciously pounding the Rock into a pulp. Kane chokes the Rock unmercifully and smashes his head into the cell. Kane begins to climb the cell. He comes down with full force on the Rock using a lariat. Kane goes for an early victory 1..2.. but the Rock kicks away. Kane picks up the Rock for the choke slam but the Rock blocks it with a low blow. The Rock puts a DDT on Kane, and then he climbs to the top of the cell. Kane gets up and sees the Rock climbing, and the Rock gets to the top and motions for Kane to just bring it. Kane climbs to the top of the cell, and as soon as he gets there the Rock stomps at him. The Rock puts Kane in a Samoan Drop on the cell, and then goes for the People's Elbow on top of the cell. He goes for it, and he delivers right in the heart of Kane. The Rock picks up Kane and spits on his mask. He then prepares to throw Kane off of the cell. Kane reverses it, and the Rock goes flying off of the cell and hits the floor. Kane climbs down, when suddenly he is met by the nWo and Company. All the members of this group go in the cell with Kane and pummel him. JJ and Big Poppa help the Rock up and into the cell, where they shut the door and lock it. Kane gets a jacknife power bomb from Nash and an Olympic Slam from Angle. They place the Rock on top and the ref counts 1..2.. but Kane amazingly gets a shoulder up! The nWo and Company continue the beat down. Kane gets and H Bomb from the Harris Boys, a double chair shot from Edge and Christian, a guitar shot from JJ, and a Hollywood Leg Drop from Hogan. The Angels arrive, and they try desperately to get in the cage, but to no avail. They taunt the Angels for a while, as Vampiro climbs the cage and tries to get in, and Simon Diamond shouts profanities at them. They finally place the Rock on Kane again for the 1..2.. but Kane somehow kicks out again! The monster stands and the nWo and Company begin assaulting Kane with every move they have. After about 3 minutes of torture, the nWo and Company place the Rock on top of Kane and the Outsiders and the Cat place their extra weight down on Kane. The ref counts 1..2..3. The nWo and Company celebrate, and when they finally open the cell doors, the Angels realize they are outnumbered and Kane has already been beaten so they wait as the nWo and Company clear the ring. The Angels then get in the ring to check on their fallen comrade.
Winner: The Rock
SDWF Canadian/US Championship Match
Lance Storm v. Y2J Chris Jericho
Lance Storm comes down to the ring, mic in hand. "If I could be serious for a minute. Tonight, I have to wrestle Y2J for the Canadian Championship. If I beat him I face Sabu immediately afterward. After that match, I will wrestle for the SDWF Championship Match with JJ later on. I will wrestle three times in one night, and I will be victorious. Now, all rise for the playing of the Canadian National Anthem." The Canadian National Anthem blares over the loudspeakers, and only a few seconds into it, Y2J's music interrupts it. Y2J comes to the entryway, mic in hand. "Welcome to Raw is Jericho! You know something Vance Thunderstorm, you may be a fellow Canadian like myself, but you give Canada a bad name. The US wrestlers don't play the Star Spangled Banner in Canada. You should respect whatever country you are in, not just the country you were born. I guarantee you the US fans will never..EEEEEEEEVER give you respect, a gain." Y2J rushes the ring, and the matchup begins. Y2J puts a few offensive maneuvers on Storm, tossing him around like a rag doll. Y2J puts a bulldog on Storm, and then he picks him up and puts him in a backbreaker. Y2J draws the respect of the fans, flashing the DX sign to the fans. Y2J goes for the Walls of Jericho, but Storm reverses it and rolls up Y2J. The ref counts 1..2..but Y2J gets the shoulder up. Y2J goes for a clothesline, but Storm ducks and puts Y2J in a vertical suplex. Storm uses many technical maneuvers in the match, and he wears down Y2J with a headlock. Y2J fights it off, and he kicks Storm in the stomach and gives him a DDT. Y2J goes for the Lionsault, and connects. The ref counts 1..2..and Storm gets the shoulder up! Y2J is shocked and he prepares to put Storm in the Walls of Jericho. Suddenly, Vampiro shows up to distract the ref. Justin Credible flies into the ring and puts the Just Incredible on Y2J. Lance Storm locks in the Canadian Maple Leaf, and the ref is released to see Y2J. Y2J tries to get to the ropes, but Storm pulls him towards the middle. Y2J eventually taps out. All of a sudden, HBK and the New Age Outlaws arrive. HBK goes after Storm, but he escapes to the outside. The Outlaws battle Justin Credible and Vampiro towards the back. HBK and Y2J go up the ramp together, helping the Outlaws. Lance Storm stands in the middle of the ring victorious.
Winner and still SDWF Canadian Champion: Lance Storm
SDWF Canadian/US Champioship Match #2
Lance Storm v. Sabu
Lance Storm waits in the ring for Sabu, his next challenger that had won the number one Contendership for the Canadian Championship. The Outlaws, HBK, and Y2J are still battling the Angels on the entryway. Sabu comes out of the audience, and he flies into the ring with a chair. He hits Storm with it before the opening bell, and then he proceeds to kick Storm's ass. Storm is very weary from his previous match, and he is getting torn to pieces. Sabu does a missle drop kick off the top rope, and Sabu goes outside the ring and sets up a table. He places Storm on the table and goes for a moonsault off of the apron onto the table. He goes for it, and Storm moves at the last second. Sabu comes crashing through the table, and Storm picks Sabu up and throws him back in the ring. Storm goes for the Canadian Maple Leaf, but Sabu gets out of it and puts Storm in a Tornado DDT. Sabu then goes off the top rope with a splash. Sabu covers Storm for the 1..2..3. Storm wins the SDWF US Championship, and Storm crawls from the ring and tries to prepare himself for the SDWF Championship Match.
Winner and new SDWF US Champion: Sabu
Hardcore Theater Match
SDWF Hardcore Championship Match
Joel Hindman vs. R.V.D
Joel is sitting in top of the new theater fourteen of the Marcus Chicago Heights Cinema listening to the "Movie Tunes" and eating a large bucket of buttered popcorn, his SDWF Hardcore Championship on his shoulder. The "Movie Tunes" go out for a brief second and "Respect" the theme music of Rob Van Dam begins to play. Joel doesn't quite get the hint, as Rob Van Dam makes his way through the theater entrance doors. RVD climbs the steep steps and pulls Joel out of his chair and slams him into the wall. RVD nails Joel with an assortment of kicks and martial arts chops. Joel titters on the edge of the top step as RVD taunts for the customers. "Mister Monday Night" hops onto an arm rest and leaps at Joel with a side kick. Van Dam connects and Joel tumbles down the long flight of stairs. Van Dam slaps hands with some of his fans as he makes his way down the stairs. Van Dam goes to cover Joel, but pulls himself off at the count of two. Van Dam picks Joel up by his hair, and asks the crowd what they want to see next. They begin cheering as RVD points his thumb down. Van Dam hops onto the purple wheel chair accessible banister and leaps at Joel connecting with a hurricaranna. Joel holds his side as Van Dam bows to his audience. The chants of "Joel's a pussy" begin to ring throughout the theater. Van Dam turns and has a fully filled large cup of "Pepsi" smashed against his face. Van Dam staggers around and Joel nails a low blow. Van Dam falls to his knees, as Joel rips off his "Star Wars" tie. Joel begins choking out Van Dam in front of a sold out crowd. Van Dam struggles to breathe as Joel grips the tie tighter around Van Dam's neck. Joel relinquishes the hold and pulls on Van Dam's hair. Van Dam is still a little woozy from the combination. Joel throws Van Dam through the double doors. Joel goes to pick up the downed Van Dam, but Van Dam sweeps out Joel's legs. Van Dam slowly gets to his feet, as Joel runs down the hallway. Van Dam gives chase, as Joel knocks theater patrons out of the way. Joel runs into two theater employees-James and Brian-and begins begging for their help. The two look at Joel and laugh. Joel tells the two they are fired and Brian and James begin assaulting there boss. James snaps a broomstick over Joel's back and calls on a few of the other ushers. Brian picks up Joel and slams into the wall, and gives him a series of kidney punches. Brian sets up Joel for a 3D, and James runs by and connects with the 3D. James picks up and throws Joel to Van Dam, who delivers a monkey flip. Joel screams in pain as Van Dam once again bows for his fans. James shakes Van Dam's hand as another usher-Dan-comes up behind Joel and begins unmercifully beating Joel with a broom and dust pan. Joel spits up blood and cries in pain as Dan shoves the end of the broom into Joel's rectum. Dan kicks at the broom and snaps the broom in half. Joel crawls for the exit doors as Van Dam sneaks up behind him. Van Dam holds Joel by his hair and slams his head repeatedly into the surrounding walls.
Van Dam yells,"This one is for Dawn Marie!!!" Van Dam smashes Joel's head through the glass exit doors. He pulls Joel's head back into the hallways and drags him by his hair. He picks Joel up and lands a dropkick to Joel's face. Joel falls flat on his back and spits up two teeth along with some blood. Van Dam taunts for the crowd again, but is met by a trademark spear from Goldberg. Goldberg does his taunt and Jackhammers Van Dam. Van Dam isn't moving as Goldberg checks on Joel. He picks up Joel and begins to carry him out of the theater when four ushers-Adam, Andrew, James, and Brian-begin attacking Goldberg. Goldberg drops Joel, and spears the scrawny Adam. James, comes up from behind and applies a variation of a sleeper hold as Andrew breaks a dust pan across Goldberg's side. Brian comes out of a janitor's closet, and sprays hazardous chemicals on Goldberg eyes. James lets go of the choke as Adam gets up. The Andrew picks up Goldberg and Adam connects with a vicious 3D. Andrew tells the others to back away as he lands a Standing Moonsault on Goldberg. The four connect to pummel on Goldberg as Joel runs up to the projectionists room. Van Dam shakes his head and looks around not seeing Joel. He makes his way up into the projection room after Joel. Joel stays hidden in the VIP room as Van Dam passes the first VIP room door. Joel lets out a sigh of relief as Van Dam sneaks in through the second VIP room door. Van Dam flicks on the lights scaring the shit out of Joel. Joel backs up into the glass window and sees Van Dam. Van Dam kicks up a steel chair and throws it to Joel. Joel catches it and is nailed with a Van Daminator. Joel falls through the large glass window and stumbles down the aisle way in the theater. Joel gets to his feet and takes off as Van Dam pursues after him. Joel falls on his face as Van Dam makes his way out of the theater. Joel swings and misses. Van Dam counters the punch with a Russian Leg Sweep. Van Dam picks up Joel. Both look and see Double J holding his trademark guitar. Double J makes like he is going to hit Van Dam as Joel begs for his life. Double J smashes the guitar over Joel's head.
JJ says,"That one is for Ralphus, you HAPPY SLAPASS manager!!!!" Double J picks up Joel and nails the Stroke!!!!! Van Dam is confused and waits for Double J to turn around. Double J just walks away and Van Dam continues to pummel on Joel. Joel gets a poke in the eyes on Van Dam and takes off. Joel hijacks a construction skylift and gets the vehicle up to a maximum speed of ten miles per hour. Van Dam shakes off the blow and chases after Joel. Joel sees Van Dam and raises the lift high enough that Van Dam can't get onto the lift. Joel stops the lift and looks down at Van Dam and laughs. Van Dam backs away and flicks off Joel. Joel turns and runs into the phenom-The Undertaker. The Undertaker grabs Joel by his throat and picks him up for the Chokeslam on the lift. The American Bad Ass calls for the Last Ride. He picks up Joel and nails it off the top of the sky lift. Joel lays on the mat lifeless as the Undertaker lowers the lift. The Undertaker pulls Joel into a corner, and places a steel chair on Joel's head and points to Van Dam, who is on the sky lift. Van Dam springboards off the skylift 25 ft. and lands the Van Terminator. Van Dam is motionless from that devastating move, but Joel has enough energy to cover Van Dam. Joel can't even get a one count from the ref. Joel gets up and runs into Chris Jericho. Jericho's ice cold beverage is knocked out of his hand as Joel begs for him to help him out. Jericho looks at him and smiles. He helps up Joel and kicks him in the chest and lands a series of Powerbombs, beforing locking Joel into the Walls of Jericho. Jericho lets go of the hold after ten minutes of having it applied. Joel holds his back as he runs away like a little girl. Joel runs back up into the projection room and up to the top of the theater. Van Dam gives chase.
On the top of the theater Joel sees Brian, James, and Andrew chanting "Go Josh Go" out into the parking lot. Joel begins yelling at the three and they begin pummeling on Joel. Van Dam pulls Joel out of the pile on and scoop slams Joel onto the roof. Van Dam picks up Joel and plants his head into the roof with a DDT! Joel staggers on his feet near the edge as Van Dam sets up for a shuffle side kick. James stops him and the two talk. Van Dam gives James the okay to give the life ending blow. James steps back and shuffles forward and nails Joel with a crescent kick to the head and then a side kick to his mid section. The kicks throw Joel off the roof and his falls twenty feet into the hood of the associate manager's PSAAT. Joel, remarkably gets off the indented hood and runs for Route 30. Van Dam and the three ushers make their way after him. Joel runs past the marquee and is laid out with a clothesline from Adam. Van Dam sees the twenty foot ladder and climbs it as the four ushers pull Joel into landing range. Van Dam gives them the okay and they back away from Joel. Van Dam dives off the ladder and lands the Five Star Frog Splash. Van Dam rolls off Joel as someone else climbs the ladder. The ushers chant "Go Dave Go" as Dave flies off the ladder landing a Guillotine Leg Drop. Dave and the four ushers walk away with Van Dam. Dawn Marie comes out of nowhere and looks around to see if anyone is looking and pins Joel. She gets the three count and is handed the Hardcore Title. She catches up with Van Dam and the others.
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champion: Dawn Marie
S i m o n D i a m o n d V s. X - P a c
The fans go nuts as Simon Diamond makes his way out to the ring with his tag team partner Rob Van Dam. Simon stands in the aisle way and poses for the crowd as the Angel of Darkness music continues to play. Simon Diamond steps into the ring and puts his fingers like and L and places them under his chin, beforing laughing exsaticly. Simon Diamond snatches the mic from the ring announcer and begins to cut his promo.
"Everyone Simon wants you to get on your feet for the reigning SDWF European Champion. He stands 6'1, and weighs in at a perfect 234 lbs. He is the Simon Diamond!!!! Now, Simon Diamond, has a problem with all this. See, Simon doesn't have the European Title. No, no, Simon was cheated out of the gold at the last pay per view, by the fucking corporate dirt bags. But tonight after a month of title defenses that Simon should of had. Simon gets his shot for a second time at X-Chump. That is right X-Chump, cause after Simon is through with you the only thing you will be doing is flipping burgers at the local McDonalds across the street. Hell, Simon has already saved you the trouble and got you the application right here. So, tonight X-Champ, you will be factored out of the equation. And Simon Diamond will be the new European Champion after he kick's Scott Hall's ass at the next Raw is Nitro. Cause Simon Sez So!!!!!! And that my friends, is how you solve a problem!!!
The fans are on their feet as Dx's music by Run DMC begins to play. X-Pac walks out on the rampway and does his trademark Dx taunt. Sparks fly and he points to his left and out walks a member of the DX. X-pac walks down the rampway and slides into the ring. X-pac does his trademark three pelvis chops as sparks fly. The bell sounds as X-pac takes off his European strap. Simon goes with a running clothesline, but X-pac ducks it. X-pac goes for his spinning heel kick, but Simon grabs the leg and has a smile on his face. X-Pac plants the other foot into Simon's head. Simon rolls out of the ring holding his head as X-Pac taunts Simon telling him to bring it on. Simon shakes his finger and slowly gets on the apron. Simon grabs X-Pac and pulls his throat across the top rope. Simon slides into the ring and begins stomping on X-pac. Simon picks up X-pac and slings him into ropes and lands a monkey toss. Simon picks up X-pac and drops him with a DDT. He goes for the cover, but X-pac kicks out at two. Simon locks an arm bar on X-pac and rips back on his arm. X-pac struggles to get to the ropes, but manages to. The ref breaks up the hold, and X-pac is holding his arm in pain. Simon goes to pick up X-pac, but X-pac sweeps out Simon's legs. X-pac flips to his feet and grabs Simon and delivers a snap suplex. X-pac lands a piledriver and covers Simon to only get a two count. X-pac again goes for another snap suplex, but Simon blocks. Simon reverses it into a snap suplex. Simon keeps hold and delivers two more consecutive snap suplex, and on the fourth he delivers a variation of the X-Factor. X-pac is laid out in front of him as he does his taunt sitting on the mat. Simon leaves the ring and grabs a mic before heading back into the ring. Simon Diamond says,"Now, Simon Sez that was the perfect Simon Series Simon has ever delivered on an X-Chump." Simon drops the mic and goes for the cover, but can only get a two count. Simon pulls on his hair from the fact that X-pac kicked out. Simon scoops up X-pac, but X-pac slips out and turns Simon around. He kicks Simon in the chest and nails the X-Factor. X-pac goes for the cover, but can only get a two with Simon's leg on the rope. X-pac picks up Simon and sets him into the turnbuckle. He calls for the Bronco Buster and stomps Simon into the bottom turnbuckle. X-pac backs into the opposite corner and runs at Simon. Simon gets out of the way seconds before X-pac goes for his Bronco Buster. X-pac rides the turnbuckle and falls over grabbing his groin. Simon pulls X-pac to the middle of the ring and nails the Simonizer. Simon gets the pin and Van Dam takes out the member of DX, making him the number one contender for Scott Hall's European Championship on Raw is Nitro # 11.
Winner: Simon Diamond
SDWF Championship Match
Jeff Jarrett v. Lance Storm
The Chosen One's music hits, and JJ comes down to the ring with his SDWF Championship around his waist. He has a mic. "Holy, slapnuts! I am the SDWF Champion, once again. Lance Storm, you had better just go home now because there is not a chance you are going to take this gold from around my waist. Now why don't you choke on that, Canadian slapass." Lance Storm's music hits, and he comes down to the ring looking a little beaten. He gets in the ring looking tired, but the match begins anyway. JJ has the advantage in the opening minutes, wearing down on the already weary Storm. JJ pile drives Storm and signals for the end after ten minutes of Storm getting pounded. JJ prepares to put Storm in the Stroke, but Storm blocks it gives JJ a Russian Leg Sweep. Using a rush of adrenaline, Storm suplexes JJ numerous times. Storm then goes to the top rope for a cross body block. JJ moves, and Storm hits the mat. JJ kicks the downed Storm and puts him in a Double Arm DDT. JJ once again signals for the end, but this time he grabs his guitar. Storm ducks the guitar shot, and Storm slams JJ and places him in the Canadian Maple Leaf. JJ reaches for the ropes, but suddenly Kurt Angle is there and he pulls JJ to the ropes. The ref yells at Kurt Angle, and JJ is released from the hold. Kurt continues to distract the ref, and Tajiri suddenly arrives out of nowhere and spits green mist into Lance Storm's eyes. JJ gets up and puts the Stroke on Storm. The ref counts 1..2..3. JJ retains his title, and Tajiri goes under the ring and pulls out an nWo shirt to wear. JJ, Angle, and Tajiri beat down on Storm. Storm is placed in the turnbuckle with a chair and he receives the Japanese Buzzsaw from Tajiri. Storm is picked up by Angle, and JJ gets his guitar. JJ swings at Storm, but Storm moves out of the way and the smash hit is played on Angle's head. Storm gets out of the ring and meets his fellow Angels in the audience. The nWo comes up the entryway, but the Company stays at the ramp. JJ shrugs when he sees he hit Angle, and the nWo lets it go and celebrates their vicory with their newest member, Tajiri. The Company does not celebrate with the nWo, they seem pissed off that JJ hit Angle with the guitar and didn't help him up.
Winner and still SDWF Champ: JJ
New member of the nWo : Tajiri SDWF PPV Page
