The Rock v. Buh Buh Ray Dudley v. D-Von Dudley v. Kid Kash
The Rock's music hits, and the Kliq People's Champ comes down to the ring. "Finally, the Rock, has come back, to the SDWF. Now the Rocks says this, Dudley Boyz, the Rock is going to lay the ever loving smack down on you two jabronis, and Kid Kash, you will be renamed Kid Trailer Park Trash when the Rock gets done with you! IF YA SMMEEE.." Suddenly, the Rock is attacked from behind by Kid Kash.
The missle drops, and the Dudley Boyz come running to the ring. The bell sounds and all four competitors go at it. D-Von Dudley immediately goes after the Great One, sending him into the turnbuckle and stomping him. Buh Buh clotheslines Kid Kash, and puts him in a sleeper hold. Rock gets up from D-von's attack and begins laying the smack down. The Rock knocks DVon down with a hard right hand, and turns around and puts a huge sidewalk slam on Buh Buh. Kid Kash puts the Flying Head Scissors on the Rock, stopping his momentum. Kid Kash taunts for the crowd, who boo in response. Kash turns around to get kneed in the stomach by D-Von, who sends him into the ropes and puts him in a neckbreaker. The Rock stomps away on Buh Buh, and sets up Kash for a Rock Bottom. D-Von hits Rock from behind, and sends him into the turnbuckle. Both Dudley Boyz and Kid Kash triple team on the Rock in the corner. The Dudleyz pick him up and put him in an inverted neckbreaker. Kash gets on the turnbuckle and spits towards the fans while the Dudleyz continue their assault on the Rock. Buh Buh holds the Rock, and D-Von heads to the top rope for a Whazzup Headbutt. D-Von flies and hits Rock directly in the groin. Buh Buh tells D-Von to get the table. Kid Kash goes outside the ring and helps D-Von set up the table for the Rock. Suddenly, JJ arrives and smashes a guitar over Kid Kash's head. Jarrett laughs at Kash, and helps the Rock out of the ring. The Rock gives the Kliq sign to JJ and heads back to the ring. The Rock puts Buh Buh in a DDT, and D-Von gets in the ring and gets a Rock Bottom. The Rock pins D-Von for a 1..2..3. The Rock walks out victorious.
Winner: The Rock
Y2J Chris Jericho v. Stone Cold Steve Austin v. The Cat Ernest Miller
James Brown music glares over the loudspeaker, and the Cat comes down to the ring. He gets into the ring, and flashes the three sign into the air. He grabs a mic, "Listen up all you rednecks, tonight I am going to prove why I am the best SDWF Superstar in the SDWF. Somebody had better call my momma, because I am going to kill somebody tonight!"
Austin's music hits, and he has a mic. "Hey, boy, what the hell gives you the right to come out here and run your mouth. Ol Stone Cold knows, that tonight I'm gonna crack open a couple of Steveweisers after I crack open your skulls. And that's the Bottom Line, cuz Stone Cold said so."
The countdown begins, and Y2J comes to the entryway. "Welcome to SDWF...is....Jericho! It has been awhile, but I will never...EEEEEEEEVER...disappoint my lovable Jerichoholics. I have just one thing to say, and that's will you both please shut the HELL UP! It's go time!"
The match begins with Stone Cold stomping on Y2J as he enters the ring. The Cat tries to hit Austin from behind, but Austin ducks and levels the Cat. Cat is down as Austin stomps a mudhole in him. Austin picks up the Cat and sends him into the ropes for a Lou Thesz Press. The Cat gives Austin a low blow and does a dancing elbow drop on Austin. Cat picks up Austin and tries to connect with a Feliner, but Austin ducks and gives Cat a Stunner. Y2J sees his opportunity and sends Austin into the ropes, and does a springboard flying elbow. The fans cheer as Y2J send Austin outside the ring. Y2J goes for the Walls of Jericho on the Cat, and the Cat taps out immediately before Austin can break it up. Austin becomes pissed off and stuns Y2J. Austin grabs a couple of Steveweisers and drinks away.
Winner: Y2J
Rhino v. Justin Credible
Rhino's music hits, and the fans stand as he makes his in ring return after an absence to the SDWF. Justin Credible's music hits, and he comes down to the ring, mic in hand. "You know, lately I have been getting screwed in every single match that I've been in. Everybody knows I should have beat Goldberg and Kurt Angle, and that they shouldn't be in the main event and I should. Why? Because I'm not just the greatest...I'm not just the coolest...I'm Just Incredible!"
The bell sounds, and the two men stare each other down. They hook up, and Rhino overpowers Credible into the turnbuckle. Rhino splashes Credible, and knocks him over the top rope. Rhino heads to the outside and sends him into the safety barracade. A fan in a Goldberg shirt is very close to the action, and he slaps Rhino in the back of the head. Rhino becomes enraged and grabs the kid from the audience and piledrives him to the floor below. Credible takes advantage and hits Rhino with a singapore cane. Credible grabs a camera wire and chokes Rhino as the former BS Security pick up the poor boy and carry him to an ambulance. Credible sends Rhino into the steel steps, and then slides him back into the ring. Credible kicks at Rhino, and chokes him agains the rope. Credible picks up Rhino and attempts a suplex, but Rhino blocks it and hammers Credible hard in the back. Rhino picks up Credible and throws him across the ring like a rag doll. Rhino knees Credible in the groin, and picks him up and power bombs him to the mat. Rhino pins Credible for a 1..2.. but Credible kicks out. Rhino sends Credible into the ropes, but Credible ducks a clothesline and dropkicks Rhino. Credible signals for the THAT'S INCREDIBLE, and tries to pick up Rhino. Rhino somehow slides out of the maneuver and DDT's Credible. The table from the Dudleyz match that was never used still remained outside the ring. Rhino picks up Credible and pile drives him off the apron through the table outside the ring. Rhino sends Credible back in the ring and pins him for a 1..2..3. Rhino picks up a victory, and from backstage Ike heads into the ring and levels Rhino with the Cruiserweight Championship. Ike helps Credible to the backstage area, but he spits on Rhino before he leaves.
Winner: Rhino
Backstage, Stone Cold Steve Austin drinks a few beers. Suddenly, the Kliq arrives where Austin is and lay him out. Y2J puts the Walls of Jericho on Austin, and the Kliq sprays "nWo/DX" on the back of Austin.
SDWF Cruiserweight Championship Cage Match
Ike v. Sean O Haire v. K Kwik
Ike comes down to the ring with the SDWF Cruiserweight gold. He gets on the turnbuckle and the fans applaud him. The High Rollers music hits, and Sean O Haire and K Kwik both come down to the ring together to make their SDWF debuts. As they get into the ring, Ike immediately goes after both of them. Ike flies with a cross body block on O Haire, and does a hurricanrana on K Kwik. Ike is fired up, and he puts a Sharpshooter on O Haire. As he has the hold on O Haire, Kwik breaks it up and does a flying DDT on Ike. Kwik sends Ike to the outside, and does a springboard moonsault off of the apron and nails Ike. With both men down, O Haire heads outside the ring and attacks Ike. O Haire sends Ike back into the ring. O Haire punches the hell out of Ike, and gets on him in the turnbuckle for a ten punch. Kwik is back in the ring, and O Haire sends Kwik into Ike, who is still in the turnbuckle. O Haire and Kwik put a double team gorilla press slam on Ike. O Haire signals for the end, and heads to the top rope. O Haire comes splashing down with the Seanton Bomb. O Haire pins for a 1..2.. but Kwik pulls O Haire off of Ike. O Haire gets in Kwik's face, and both men begin exchanging blows. Kwik rolls up O Haire, but O Haire kicks out at 1. K Kwik sends O Haire into the ropes, and does a flying clothesline on him. Kwik heads to the top rope, but Ike is back up and pulls on the ropes so Kwik goes groin first into the turnbuckle. Ike grabs Kwik and puts him in a "The Meaning of Life". He pins Kwik for a 1..2..but O Haire is there to break up the pin. O Haire puts a facebuster on Ike, and pins him. 1..2.. Ike kicks out. O Haire becomes angry and signals for the Seanton Bomb again. Kwik gets up and sends O Haire outside the ring with a dropkick. Kwik turns around, and Ike grabs him to put into another "Meaning of Life". Ike pins Kwik and the ref counts 1..2.. but O Haire pulls the ref out of the ring. Ike flies over the top rope and nails O Haire. Ike gets back in the ring and pins Kwik, and the ref counts 1..2..3. Ike retains his Cruiserweight Title, and as he leaves, O Haire and Kwik decide to let it go and they leave to the American Bad Ass Kid Rock High Roller Theme.
Winner and still SDWF Cruiserweight Champ: Ike
Backstage, Trish's dressing room is shown. Trish opens the door and looks around, and JJ sneaks out of her room, unaware that Paul Holle and the SDWF camera crew is backstage. Paul gets JJ's attention. "JJ, may I ask what you were doing in Trish Stratus's locker room?" JJ looks at Paul. "Listen up you stupid slapass. Don't piss me off so much to were you suffer the same fate as Guritz. I will deep six your ass. It is none of your goddamn business what I was doing with Trish. However, since it was innocent I will tell you I was helping her exterminate annoying little pests. Want me to show you how?" JJ smashes the guitar over the head of Paul Holle, leaving him out cold.
SDWF Tag Team Championship Match
Lance Storm and Doyle v. Rob Van Dam and Simon Diamond
RVD and Simon Diamond get into the ring. RVD has a mic. "Tonight, we prove who the Whole Fucking Tag Team is. Tonight, we are going to prove we are the better team, and that the Impact Players 2001 are not worthy of our membership. And that is how you solve a problem, isn't it Simon?"
Storm and Doyle come to the entryway. Storm has a mic. "If I could be serious for a minute. Tonight, the man from Calgary Alberta Canada and his friend Doyle are going to prove that we are the better team. You will soon respect us, and become members of Impact 2001. Now all rise for the playing of the Canadian National Anthem."
Surprisingly, both teams wait until the anthem is over and both teams begin. Storm starts in the ring with Diamond. Storm kicks Diamond directly in the jaw and goes for a quick pin. The ref counts 1..but Diamond easily kicks away. Storm slaps Diamond in an STF, and Diamond is forced to crawl to the ropes. Storm releases the hold and vertical suplexes Diamond. Storm goes for a dropkick as Diamond gets up, but Diamond ducks. Diamond puts a Simon Series on Storm, and tags in RVD. RVD takes advantage and heads to the top rope for a quick win with the Five Star Frog Splash. RVD hits it, and Diamond gets Doyle outside the ring. The ref counts 1..2.. but Storm kicks out!!! RVD is shocked! He goes to get a chair for the Van Daminator, but Storm puts a Van Daminator of his own on RVD. Storm tags in Doyle, who heads to the top rope and puts a 450 splash on RVD. The ref counts 1..2.. but RVD kicks away. RVD tries to make the tag but Doyle puts him down. Doyle puts RVD in a La Mahistrol Cradle, and the ref counts 1..2.. but RVD gets out of it. Doyle tags Storm back in, and Storm starts working over the back and knees of RVD. Storm signals for the end, and puts RVD in the Canadian Maple Leaf. RVD refuses to give up, and he heads towards the ropes. Storm pulls RVD away from the ropes but closer to Diamond. Diamond reaches extra low and tags RVD while RVD is still in the Maple Leaf. Diamond decks Storm, and puts him in a Simonizer. He gets the pin, and the ref counts 1..2.. but Doyle is in to break up the pin. Doyle takes RVD outside the ring and sends him into the fans. As they fight outside, Diamond signals for another Simonizer. Storm is back up, and he grabs Diamond and spins him around into a Canadian Maple Leaf. Diamond fights it for some time, but soon taps out. After the match, all four men are in the ring staring each other down. RVD and Diamond raise Storm and Doyle's arms, and Impact 2001 walks away with two new members.
Winners and still SDWF Tag Team Champions: Storm and Doyle
Eddy Gurrero v. Mike Sanders
Eddy's music hits, and he comes halfway to the ring and gets in. Sanders music hits, and he comes to the entryway. "Eddy Gurrero, you cheese whiz sucking south of the border trash, how dare you challenge me? I am one genetically jakked individual. I am not even going to waste my time on a match against you. I am taking off." Sanders prepares to leave, but from behind JJ attacks Sanders. JJ sends Sanders into the safety rail. JJ sends Sanders towards the ring, and puts him in a Stroke outside the ring on a chair. He slides Sanders into the ring, and Eddy shrugs and heads to the top rope. Eddy puts Sanders in a frog splash, and pins him for a 1..2..3. JJ heads backstage.
Winner: Eddy Gurrero
Stephanie checks on the condition of her man Sanders backstage. Sanders has been busted wide open from the Stroke on the steel chair. She looks into the camera and says, "Jefferey, it is typical of you to be a pussy and attack my man from behind. You think that you are such a man because you beat up real women like me and sleep with fake women like Trish. Jarrett, Mike will get you back. He will beat you so severely you will actually start to look as ugly as that cock sucking whore Trish."
SDWF Hardcore Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page v. Grandmasta Sexay
DDP's music hits, and he comes down to the ring he is attacked from behind by Chris Benoit. Benoit grabs DDP and puts him in a Crippler Crossface. A ref checks on DDP, but Sexay arrives and breaks up the hold. Sexay sends Benoit off the stage through a table. Sexay has a fire extinguisher he uses on DDP. From behind, Kanyon puts a Flatliner on Sexay and pins DDP. A ref counts 1..2.. but DDP kicks out. Kanyon picks up DDP for a Kanyon Cutter, but DDP shrugs him off. Macho Man Randy Savage arrives with the Big Show, and they go after DDP and Sexay. Savage sends DDP into the ringpost, and Show choke slams Sexay. Show gets in the ring, and he and Savage beat down on DDP. Savage goes up top for a flying elbow drop, but suddenly Kane and X-Pac arrive and go after Savage and Show. X-Pac sends Savage over the top rope, and puts a Bronco Buster on DDP. Kane choke slams the Big Show. Sexay gets back in the ring and sends Kane flying over the top rope. X-Pac puts an X Factor on DDP and pins him for a 1..2.. but Sexay breaks up the pin and pile drives X-Pac. Scotty Too Hotty and Buff Bagwell enter the ring, and go for pins on DDP, but they are always broken up by someone else. Scotty signals for the Worm, but Buff hits him with a Blockbuster. Spike Dudley arrives and puts an Acid Drop on Buff. Mike Awesome, Sid Vicious, and the Undertaker head down to the ring. Everyone fights everyone else, and as DDP tries to escape, Sexay pursues him. When everyone realizes the champ has left, they head backstage. DDP avoids Crash and Hardcore Holly, and Big Poppa Pump. All men chase him to his getaway vehicle, and he gets in. Sexay jumps on the back of the car as it speeds off, but slides to the ground. DDP stops at a truck stop not too far away and relaxes. Suddenly, he realizes his limo driver is none other than Bad News Brown!!! DDP nearly wets himself as Brown sends DDP into the truck stop building. A ref arrives, and counts 1..2..3 on poor DDP. Bad News Brown walks off the new SDWF Hardcore Champ
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champion: Bad News Brown
SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Championship Match
Jeff Jarrett and Hollywood Hogan v. Kronik
The Kliq music hits, and JJ and Hollywood Hogan come down to the ring accompinied by Ralphus, the New Age Outlaws, and Sting. They get into the ring and JJ gets a mic. "Listen up overgrown stoned slapasses. This is Kliq rules, and when we win the Hardcore tag titles all of us will share the belts and defend them whenever we want. Because we do whatever we want whenever we want. So choke on that." Kronik's music hits, but they have backup. Undertaker, K Kwik, and Sean O Haire come to the ring with them. All of the Kliq and High Rollers battle it out, and the match ends up a crazy melee just like the Hardcore Title Match. Sting gets Kwik in a Scorpion Death Lock, JJ and Road Dogg double team on the Undertaker. Billy Gunn is taken out by O Haire outside the ring. In the ring, Hollywood Hogan rakes Brian Clark's back, and puts him in a big foot. He signals for a leg drop, but Brian Adams grabs him from behind and puts him in a Full Nelson. Brian Clark and Adams grab an unsuspecting Ralphus, and put him in the high Times. JJ heads back in the ring with two guitars, and smashes one over Clark's head and one over Adam's head. Hogan puts a big leg on both men at once. Suddenly, Sanders arrives with a lead pipe and hits JJ in the face. Sanders heads out of the ring. The Undertaker grabs Hogan and pulls him out of the ring. Adams crawls on JJ, and the ref counts 1..2..3. The Kliq members and High Rollers continue to fight after the match.
Winners and still SDWF Hardcore Tag Champs: Kronik
SDWF Women's Championship Match
Molly Holly v. Lita
Lita comes down to the ring with the SDWF Women's Title, and the fans cheer. Molly Holly's music hits, and she heads down to the ring. Both women go at it. Lita bulldogs Molly, and elbow drops her. Lita goes for a pin and gets a 1..2..but Molly kicks out. Molly clotheslines Lita, and puts her in a headlock. Lita gets out of it, and flips Molly over her back. Lita heads up top for a Swanton Bomb, but Molly moves out of the way as Lita comes crashing to the mat. The ref begins the mandatory ten count, but both women are up at 8. Lita sends Molly into the turnbuckle and does a flipping senton splash. Lita puts Molly in the Twist of Fate, but does not get the pin because the ref is distracted by Trish. Rikishi gets into the ring, and sends Lita into the turnbuckle. Lita is stuck there, and she gets the Stink Face from Rikishi. Rikishi heads to the middle rope and splashes down on Lita. He gets out of the ring as the ref turns around. Molly gets up, picks up Lita and DDT's her. Molly pins Lita for a 1..2..3. As Rikishi celebrates with Molly and Trish, Ike comes running down to the ring to check on Lita.
Winner and new SDWF Women's Champion: Molly
Hell in a Cell, Barbed Wire, Exploding Ring Match
Bulava v. Stromboni
Bulava's music hits, and he comes down to the ring for the match that will go down in history. The Kliq music hits, and Stromboni comes down to the ring. In the ring, the ropes are made entirely of barbed wire. The cell is lowered, and in the ring are two ladders, and in the ring explosives have been placed in various places. After the cell lowers, both men begin brawling outside the ring. Stromboni slams Bulava's face into the steel cell, and slams him into the ring post. Stromboni pulls the steps free and goes to hit Bulava with them. Bulava ducks and pulls the stairs from Stromboni. Bulava hits Stromboni in the head with the stairs. Stromboni busts wide open. Bulava kicks at Stromboni's wounds, and sends him into the ring. Bulava attempts to choke Stromboni on the barbed wire, but Stromboni kicks Bulava down low and chokes him on the barbed wire. The barbed wire busts Bulava wide open, and Stromboni pile drives Bulava to the mat. He goes for a cover, and the ref counts 1..2.. but Bulava kicks out. Stromboni heads to the top of one of the ladders, and comes leaping with a frog splash. Bulava moves, and Stromboni hits the ring hard. Bulava grabs a table outside the ring and sets it up. He grabs Stromboni and puts him in a brainbuster through the table from the inside of the ring to the outside. Bulava pins Stromboni, but the ref will not count outside the ring. Bulava grabs a flamethrower from under the ring, and signals to the fans. Stromboni grabs the flamethrower and shoots flames at Bulava. Bulava moves out of the way just in time, and super kicks Stromboni. Bulava puts Stromboni in a Crossface, but Stromboni gets out of it. Stromboni grabs a camera from one of the cameramen and hits Bulava in the head with it. Stromboni breaks the glass of the lens onto Adam's arm. Stromboni pulls Bulava back in the ring, both men ripping flesh as they go through the barbed wire. Stromboni pulls Bulava up the ladder, and prepares to superplex him off of the ladder. Bulava rakes Stromboni's eyes, and power bombs him off the ladder to the ring, which explodes on impact. Stromboni is badly hurt, and Bulava flies off the ladder and has his face mashed against the barbed wire. Both men lay in pools of their own blood, as the fans chant "HOLY SHIT". After several minutes, the men get up and head towards the outside. Bulava uses a giant pair of pliers (which of course were convienently placed under the ring) and rips the cell open. Bulava climbs the cell, and calls for Stromboni to get him. Stromboni climbs the cell, and both men battle on top of it. Stromboni grabs Bulava and signals for a power bomb from atop the ring to the cell. He lifts Bulava into the air, and as Bulava begins to go down he grabs Stromboni's hair and brings him with. Both men plummet to the ring, which explodes on impact. Stromboni and Bulava are both nearly dead from this, and somehow Stromboni drapes an arm over Bulava and pins him for a 1..2..3. The Cell raises, and the medics come to cart both men off. As they are taken away, Bulava raises Stromboni's arm as a show of respect.
Winner: Stromboni
SDWF Championship Match
Kurt Angle v. "The Heel" Goldberg, special referee Scott Hall
The Kliq music hits, and Scott Hall comes down to the ring accompinied by Kevin Nash, HHH, and HBK. They get in the ring, Hall with a mic. "Hey Yo. Just thought I'd bring some of my good Kliq buddies out here to make sure no one gets involved. Kudos to a great win for our Kliq brother Stromboni, and Bulava I hate to say it but that was a spectacular match. Let's get this party started."
Kurt Angle's music hits, and the champion comes down to the ring. He glares at Hall as Goldberg's music hits. Goldberg runs to the ring to begin the match. Angle assaults Goldberg, and suplexes him into the bloody spot Bulava and Stromboni landed. Angle goes after the leg of Goldberg, and immediately slaps him in an ankle lock. Suddenly, Joel Hindman arrives with a mic. "Goldberg, I know you and I are no more but I am here to save you so you see how great I am buddy." Joel runs down, but is stopped by HHH, Nash, and HBK. Joel gets Pedigreed, Sweet Chin Music, and a jacknife power bomb. In the ring, Goldberg finally gets to the ropes. Angle refuses to release the ankle lock. Hall counts to five, and tries to make Angle break the hold. Angle refuses, daring Hall to DQ him. Suddenly, out of the crowd Damien arrives with a cast on. Damien hits Angle in the head with the cast, and Hall lets it go because of Angle's defiance. Goldberg gets up, looking to be hurt badly. He picks up Angle and puts him in a jackhammer. Hall counts 1..2..3. The fans cheer and applaud for Goldberg for the first time in SDWF history, and they even begin to chant "GOLDBERG!!". Hall raises Goldberg's hand, and Goldberg takes the SDWF Championship to the High Rollers locker room. Goldberg celebrates with the High Rollers, but it is clear his ankle is cleanly broken.
Winner and new SDWF Champion: Goldberg
