SDWF Championship Match
"The Whole Fucking Show" Rob Van Dam vs. Diamond Dallas Page
The fans go nuts as "Walk" by Pantera begins to play. Rob Van Dam walks to the ring holding the SDWF World Title and is accompained to the ring by the lovely Lita. RVD helps Lita into the ring before hopping over the ropes and does his little spin kick taunt. RVD grabs a mic as Lita holds onto the World Title.
RVD: "Now I am the Whole Fucking Show! That I have proven night after night after night why I am the best. But the thing that gets to me is the fact that people continue to bitch and moan because they weren't given a title shot. Now, DDP, you are one such person. You fucking whine and cry like the little school girl everyone knows you are. So, enough is a enough. You don't even deserve a title shot, but I am giving you one anyways out of the kindness of my heart. So, DDP, get your ass out here so I can show you why RVD4:20 says I just smoked your ass!!!!" DDP runs like a mad down the ring. RVD meets him with a hopping side kick that takes Page off his feet. RVD spirals in a circle as Page is slow to recover. RVD picks up Page and delivers a beautiful hanging vertical suplex. He holds him up there for quite some time and drops him. Page, rolls to the outside of the ring holding his back as RVD steps into the opposite turnbuckle. Page flicks off the crowd and turns around to be met by a soaring back body flip over the ring post. Van Dam gets to his feet as the fans cheer HOLY SHIT!! Van Dam picks up Page and levels him onto an announcers table with a hard right hook. Van Dam slowly climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and is calling for it. He goes for a Senton Bomb, but Page rolls off at the last second. RVD is out as he goes through the table. Page is slow to his feet and slides into the ring and signals that is maybe time for the Diamond Cutter. The ref is counting out RVD as Austin makes his way down to the ringside. Austin slides into the ring and hits Page with a Stunner. He slides out of the ring as the ref checks on Page. RVD is back on his feet stumbling around as the Rattlesnake waits to attack. RVD turns and is met with a Stunner. Austin slides RVD into the ring and Page is slowly on his feet. He yells at Page to get the cover. Page stumbles around as he drags RVD to the middle of the ring. RVD kicks out from the crappy cover by Page. Page seems to be yelling at Austin for not helping him. Austin flicks him off and walks back to the locker room area. Page turns and is met by a dropkick to the knee. Page drops to one knee and RVD lands a low dropkick to the side of Page's head. Page falls to his back holding his head in pain. RVD picks up Page by his bad leg and is holding him in the middle of the ring. RVD steps over and lands a spinning heel kick to Page's face. RVD flips up to his feet as the fans cheer for him. Page again slide out of the to regain some energy. Page turns again and is met with a 180 moonsault off the top rope. Page is hurt as RVD slaps the hands of his fans. Van Dam pulls Page up by his hair and lifts him up over his head into a guerrila press slam which he executes with extreme precision. Page is laying face down as Van Dam waits on on the apron for Page to get up. Page slowly gets up and RVD goes for a running body tackle, but Page lands a version of the Diamond Cutter. But both me are out of it. The ten count begins and Page is just on his feet. Page rolls into the ring and back out and pulls in RVD. He goes for the cover, but RVD is able to get his foot on the rope. Page is in disbelief. Page picks up RVD, and RVD fights back wtih a series of gut punchs. Page rocks RVD back and RVD dropkicks Page's injured knee. Page falls to his knee again and RVD again flips to his feet. Someone throws RVD a chair from ringside and DDP tries to take off RVD's head. RVD ducks the attempt and throws the chair at Page and lands the VanDaminator. Van Dam pulls Page to the center of the ring and lays the chair on his chest. Van Dam climbs to the top turnbuckle and delivers a Five Star Frog Splash. Van Dam lifts Page up at two and calls for the VanTerminator. Van Dam sets him up and nails the Van Terminator. Van Dam pulls the helpless Page into the middle of the ring and gets the cover one two three. The ref raises Van Dam's hand as "Walk" by Pantera begins to play. Lita grabs the World Title and drags it into the ring with her. Van Dam and Lita hug as Van Dam puts her up on his right shoulder in celebration.
Winner and Still SDWF Champion: Rob Van Dam
:: The fans go nuts as the nWo music begins to play. Scott Steiner walks out to the ring with Madijah at his side. He poses on the rampway and shows off his massive biceps. Steiner continues down the rampway and slowly gets in the ring, helping Midijah as well. Steiner cracks his neck from side to side and rotates his shoulders before having a mic handed to him. The chanting slowly comes to complete silence.:: Steiner: "Everyone knows where you as big and bad as me, that there is nothing that you can't do. Diamond, you made a big mistake not long ago. That was turning on your own boys. Now I didn't like you before then, but you had a gang to watch your back. Now you are nothing more then a corporate stooge that I will gladly beat the shit out of. So to all my freaks out there. Big Poppa has only got one thing to say to you. Holler if you hear me. nWo Wolfpac for life!!!!!!!!"
:: Diamond's theme music begins to play as he makes his way down the ring with the European strap on his shoulder. He stands on the rampway and does his imation of the Rock pose. Diamond walks down to the ring area, but doesn't get up on the apron. He turns his back to face the fans as before he begins to speak.:: Diamond: "Now everyone Simon has a problem. No, it ain't Steiner, it is that punk who likes to beat people with chairs. Yeah Van Dam, Simon is talking to you. So, Van Dam, tonight this match is for you. Simon tonight proves why Simon was the better Angel of Darkness, and why you are just nothing more then a wanna be. Simon won the World Title before you Van Dam, and what did it get me. Not a damn thing. Simon wanted to be your tag partner, but what did you do. You laughed in Simon's face. Well, no more laughing. Van Dam, it is Simon's personal mission to make you the lowest wrestler in thsi fed. Even lower then that piece of shit Goldberg. So, Van Dam take notes as Simon lays the smack down on Big Poppa Pump! And that is how you fix a problem."
:: Steiner has heard enough and pulls Diamond into the ring by his hair. Diamond screams like a little girl as he is hoisted onto the apron. Steiner sets up and lands a drop suplex off the apron. Diamond is hurt. He ain't moving. Steiner poses for his fans as Diamond slowly gets to his feet holding his gut. Diamond slides into the ring behind Steiner, but Steiner turns to stop Diamond dead in his tracks. Diamond backs up and finally drops to his knees. Diamond delivers a low blow out of the refs view and smiles at Steiner. Diamond delivers a nice knee lift that takes Steiner off his feet. Steiner is quick to his feet as Diamond mocks the crowd. Diamond walks into a beautifully executed Belly to Belly Suplex. Diamond slides out of the ring, this time holding his back. Steiner quickly gives chase to Diamond. Diamond gets caught between Steiner and Midijah. Diamond is a little nervous but ducks Steiner huge clothesline, which takes out Midijah. Steiner gets down to check on Midijah as Diamond delivers a baseball slide kick to Steiner's head. Steiner slumps into guardrail. Diamond climbs out onto the apron and lands a double axe-handle smash. Diamond begins to stomp in Steiner. Diamond throws Steiner into the ring and climbs onto the apron as the fans begin to boo him. Diamond taunts the crowd as Steiner gets to his feet. Diamond gets into the ring and is nailed with a double arm flip suplex. Steiner can only get a two count, but is quick to the offensive. Steiner grabs Diamond and picks him up into a guerrilla press slam. Steiner shows of his arms by lifting up and down on Diamond. Steiner drops him flat on his face. Diamond holds his nose and quickly gets up and pushes at Steiner. Diamond is complaining of a broken nose, and Steiner gives Diamond a DDT. Diamond is quick to get out of the ring. Diamond starts up the rampway holding his nose and begins walk up the ramp laughing at Steiner. As Diamond walks on top of the rampway "Walk" by Pantera begins to play. Diamond stops in his tracks as he turns and sees RVD making his way to the ring. Diamond begins to retreat down the rampway and sees Steiner making his way up the ramp after him. Diamond begins to beg with RVD. RVD shows no emotion and throws the chair at Diamond. Diamond ducks the Van Daminator and swings the chair nailing Steiner with it. Diamond turns and throws the chair at Van Dam. The chair glances off Van Dam's head and Van Dam falls off the rampway. Diamond picks up Steiner, who is bleeding from the forehead, into a fireman's carry. Diamond rolls Steiner into the ring as RVD starts to make his way to the ring gimping. Diamond doesn't see Van Dam, who climbs the apron. Diamond is stopped by the ref as Steiner gets to his feet. Van Dam whistles at Steiner, who turns and looks at him. Van Dam throws a chair to Steiner and springs off the ropes and lands a Van Terminator. Steiner is out cold from the brutal move and Diamond picks up Steiner and lands a Simon Series to get the three count. Simon grabs his title, and is met by Van Dam. Van Dam and Diamond begin to brawl in the middle of the ring. Diamond is thrown into a corner, and Van Dam lands kidney shots to Diamond. Diamond is slumped in the corner as Van Dam stands in the center of the ring.
Van Dam: "Simon, you surely do have a problem. And that problem is me. Rob Van Dam, the Whole Fucking Show!! So, I will tell you this Diamond. You think I helped you out. No, I didn't since he is a member of a stable I plan to rid of myself. So, Diamond your next. What I did to Steiner is a clear cut message to one man and that is you Nash. Your mine. I will own you, and when I get you in the ring you will be Terminated!!! :: Van Dam turns around and Diamond nails Van Dam with the steel chair. Van Dam gets up repeatedly to be knocked over the head again with the chair. Van Dam is bleeding from the forehead and Diamond begins to work on the injured leg of Van Dam. Diamond applies Van Dam's figure four, and uses the ropes for leverage. Van Dam screams in pain, but it is quickly released as the members of the nWo come to the ring. Van Dam is left helpless among the vast number of nWoites. Van Dam holds onto the ropes for support as he looks into the eyes of Big Sexy.::
Nash: "I heard some punk your height and your description was looking for me. Well World Champ, here I am. But I don't want your title. I just want to kick your ass!!!!!!":: Nash easily evades RVD's spinning heel kick. RVD is helpless from the ropes as Nash mocks the martial arts.:: "RVD, you aren't the only one that knows the martial arts. Hell I got a black in kick your ass Fu!!!"!:: Nash picks up and sets up RVD for the Jack Knife. RVD fights it and begins to pummel Nash in the head repeatedly. The Rock grabs the long hair of RVD and helps Nash deliver the Powerbomb. Nash does his nWo taunt as the nWo leaves the ring with its injured partner. Lita makes her way down to the ring and looks at the uncounscious RVD. Paramedics come down and pull out RVD. Mid way up the ramp Van Dam moves and gets off the gurney. Paramedics try to reason with him, but RVD levels one as Lita helps him back to the locker room.
Winner and Still European Champ: Simon Diamond
Undertaker v. Mike Awesome
The American Bad Ass Music hits, and the Undertaker comes down to the ring ready to do battle with another big man, Mike Awesome. Mike Awesome's music hits, and he runs down to the ring ready to fight. The two men brawl it out in the center of the ring, neither man backing down. Awesome piledrives Undertaker, and he puts Taker in a sleeper hold. Awesome has Taker winded, but he easily gets up and breaks the hold. Taker rakes Awesome's eyes, and does a double handed choke lift on Awesome. Taker holds Awesome up high, and Awesome kicks Taker to become free. Awesome goes for a body slam, but the Undertaker reverses it and choke slams Awesome. He signals for the end, and prepares to put Awesome in an Last Ride. He picks Awesome up, and puts him way above his head. Taker shows off his strength, but he wastes too much time and Awesome punches him in the face. Awesome kicks Taker in the gut and puts him in a running Awesome bomb. Awesome picks up the 1..2..3. Awesome celebrates his victory in the battle of the giants.
Winner: Mike Awesome
Backstage, the Promoters arrive in a limosine. Bulava the Booker has the Hardcore Championship around his waist. The Promoters are met and escorted by Company members.
SDWF Television Championship Match
Spike Dudley v. Saturn v. Sid Vicious v. Crash Holly v. Booker T v. Rikishi
The longley overdue match for the Television Championship starts with all six men in the ring. The rules of this bout is the first man to get a pin wins the belt. The bell sounds, and the six competitors go at it. Several minutes into the match, Sid power bombs Booker T and goes for the pin but Spike kicks it out. Spike nails an Acid Drop on Saturn, but the count is broken up by Tazz. Tazz slaps a Tazzmission on Spike. Spike nearly gives, but Rikishi is able to break up the submission. A few minutes later, the Company music arrives, and the Promoters come down to the ring. Stromboni the Storywriter has a mic. "Everyone out of our ring if they want to keep their jobs. Everyone but Rikishi head to the locker room or you will be suspended!" The other five wrestlers grumble and head towards the backstage area. Spike has his TV Title. Bulava The Booker grabs the belt from him. "We also neglected to mention how this match has a special stipulation. If anyone in this match is counted out, they are eliminated. The winner will be the new SDWF Television Champion. Now you five hit the bricks!" Spike, Tazz, Sid, Saturn, and Booker T reluctantly head backstage. The ref counts all 5 men out, and awards the title to Rikishi. Rikishi puts the TV title on his shoulder and is handed a piece of paper by the Promoters.
Winner and new TV Champ: Rikishi Phatu
Number One Contendership SDWF Tag Team Championship at Anarchy Rulez in Oct
Y2J and the Big Show v. X-Pac and Kane
Y2J comes down to the ring with the Big Show and the beautiful Gorgeous George. George blows a kiss to all the men in the audience and leans on Y2J as he gets ready to talk. Y2J has a mic. "Welcome to...Survivor Series...is...Jericho! Now, X-Pac, it is true that we weeded you out of DX. I mean, c'mon, he is the most pathetic piece of shit ever to wear a DX jersey. X-Sac, you will never...EEEEEEEEVER...beat the Big Nasty Bastard and the Ayotollah of Rock and Rolla!" Big Show grabs the mic. "If you're not down with that, you can suck it!" X-Pac's music hits, and he has a mic. "Y2J and Big Show, you two were still loners when this fed started while I have always been a Degenerate. So, if you want to try to kick me out of the group I founded, then you can kiss my ass! Tonight, I have joined forces with the Big Red Machine to take out your sorry asses. And while we're at it, we're gonna pick up a tag title shot." Kane comes down the ramp, and the teams get in the ring and begin to brawl. X-Pac and Y2J start it out. Y2J puts a few high risk maneuvers on X-Pac. X-Pac eventually turns the tide of the match with a spinning heel kick. X-Pac goes for the X Factor and an early victory but Y2J blocks it. Y2J sets up X-Pac in the turnbuckle and goes for the Bronco Buster. X-Pac moves at the last second and gives Y2J a low blow. X-Pac delivers a Bronco Buster of his own on Y2J. X-Pac tags in Kane, and the Big Red Machine pounds away at Y2J, and he lifts him high in the air in a gorilla press slam. Kane chops Y2J's throat, and he choke slams Y2J hard to the mat. The Big Show gets involved, and he knocks Kane out of the ring and they brawl outside the ring. Inside, X-Pac gets in and goes for another X Factor. Y2J blocks yet again with a low blow and slaps the Walls of Jericho on X-Pac. X-Pac is deep in the hold, and the ref is outside the ring admonishing Kane and the Big Show's brawling. Suddenly, Edge and Christian arrive and attack Y2J. Y2J gets a double chair shot, and an Impaler on the chair from Christian. The champs throw X-Pac on Y2J. The ref heads back to the ring as Kane throws Show into the steel steps. Inside the ring, X-Pac picks up the 1..2..3. Edge and Christian laugh up the ramp as they successfully pick their opponents.
Winners and number one contenders SDWF Tag Championship: X-Pac and Kane
Outside the arena, Joel is standing outside with a "Save Joel Hindman Fund" sign. Eddy Gurerro approaches him. "Hey, essay, what are you doing out here? I am supporting you tonight as we tag up against Edge and Christian, JJ and the Rock. The Promoters tell me if we win this match not only will we get the titles you will be the SDWF Interviewer again." Joel smiles. "Thanks, pal, I get my job back and some gold? You're great, Eddy. I'm gonna go tell Goldberg." Joel heads inside as Eddy snickers. Eddy holds up a piece of paper and signs away.
Macho Man Randy Savage v. Kurt Angle
The Macho Man's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with a mic. "You know something, Kurt, brother, the Macho Man is back in the SDWF and I am going to kick your Olympic ass dig it? OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!" The Commish's music hits, and Angle steps up to the rampway. "You know something Savage, I can remember a time when I was 6 years old watching wrestling on TV. I wanted to be a wrestler my whole life. When I turned on wrestling, I saw an old man by the name of Randy Savage. I never looked at him as a positive role model, I was always more of a Hulkamaniac. Now, I am a true role model, and you are still here. Now you may have a cheap topee and a lot of steroids in your system but you definitely don't have the three I's. And that old man, is true." Savage is enraged and he attacks Angle as he enters the ring. Savage goes to work on Angle's midsection, and he rakes Angle's back. Savage grabs the cord from the video camera and chokes the life out of Angle. Savage throws Angle into the steps, and kicks Angle while he is down. Savage takes Angle and sets him up for a piledriver on the outside. Angle blocks the move and flips Savage over his back. Savage is down, and Angle grabs a steel chair and rams it into Savage's knee. The ref tells Angle to stop using the chair or he will get disqualified. Angle throws Savage in the ring. Angle works over the knee of Savage, putting various kneebreaker moves on Savage. Angle slaps an STF on Savage, and tries to get Savage to tap out. Savage gets to the ropes, and he is picked up by Angle. Angle tries to end it with the Olympic Slam, but Savage gets out of it and pile drives Angle in the middle of the ring. Savage heads to the top rope and signals for the Flying Elbow Drop. He connects, and goes for the pin. 1..2.. the count is broken up by the Undertaker who appears out of nowhere. Undertaker, Simon Diamond, Raven, Benoit, the Wall, TNA, APA, the Dudleyz, General Rection, and the rest of the Company arrive in full force. They beat the stuffing out of Savage. Savage receives a Last Ride, a Simon Series, an Evenflow, a flying headbutt from Benoit, a choke slam from the Wall, a Meltdown from Test, a Dominator from Farooq, a No Lauging Matter from General Rection, a 3D, a Blockbuster, a Stunner, an H Bomb, a Downward Spiral, and finally an Olympic Slam from Angle. The half dead Savage lays in a pool of his own blood as the Company and the Hired Guns leave victorious.
Winner by DQ: Macho Man Randy Savage
Backstage, the new SDWF Interviewer Mr. Guritz has interview time with Bill Goldberg. Guritz speaks. "Now, Bill, the sources backstage have told us that tonight you will be facing Rhino in a No Disqualification bout. How does that make you feel?" Goldberg looks at Guritz. "How do I feel? Horrible. I can't win, Joel's out of work, the Company is always messing with me, and that damn penis enlarger didn't work!" Goldberg begins crying and leaves Mr. Guritz laughing at him. As soon as Mr. Guritz looks away, Goldberg spears him. Goldberg suddenly seems fired up. "Listen up, fat boy. Don't you ever laugh at me. I am through being a sissy, I am going to go out there and win my match. AHHHHH!" Goldberg makes a face like a bear.
Number One Contendership SDWF Women's Championship
Stephanie McMahon v. Lita
Stephanie McMahon comes down to the ring in the company of Miss Hancock. Lita comes down to the ring on her own. Miss Hancock takes a ringside seat to watch the match. Stephanie and Lita begin the match by pounding each other. Stephanie pulls at Lita's hair, but Lita flips Stephanie over her. Lita puts a hurricanrana on Stephanie, and she heads towards the top rope. She puts a splash on Stephanie and goes for the pin. 1..2.. but Stephanie kicks away. Stephanie DDT's Lita as Lita tries to pick her up. Lita goes for a power bomb, but Stephanie reverses it by slapping Lita and falling to the mat. Lita picks up Stephanie and puts her in a Russian Leg Sweep. Lita heads to the top again and goes for the Swanton Bomb. Stephanie moves out of the way at the last second. The ref begins the ten count as both women are down. At seven, Lita gets up and picks up Stephanie. Lita motions towards the crowd to smack Stephanie, but Stephanie ducks the slap and puts Lita in the Stroke. Stephanie goes for the pin and gets a 1..2..3. Stephanie defeats Lita in the ring fair and square, and Stephanie and Miss Hancock have a celebration kiss.
Winner and number one contender for the SDWF Women's Championship: Stephanie McMahon
SDWF Saskatchewan Hardcore International Championship
The Impact Player vs. Kronic
Kronic's theme music begins to play as the members of Kronic make there way down the rampway. Kronic gets in the ring and Brian Clark is handed a mic.:: Clark: "Impact Players, its way past 4:20, do you know where your at. So, get ready for a High Time!!"
The Impact Player's theme music begins to play and only Justin Credible makes his way down to the ramp way holding one of the tag titles. Credible is cautious to get in the ring when suddenly "Walk" by Pantera begins to play. RVD makes his way out from the locker room, holding the World Title strap and the tag team title. As RVD gets near Justin Credible the Company's music begins to play. Simon makes his way out to the ring with a piece of paper in his hand.::
Diamond: "Now, the Company has decided since we just don't like you Rob, that we are going to make this a special type of match. Kronic not only can you win the Hardcore Tag Titles tonight, but if you can pin Rob Van Dam in the middle of the ring, you will be the World Champ, and will go onto face Austin later on tonight. So, Van Dam, Diamond4:20, says they just smoked your ass!!"
RVD tries to chase after Diamond, but his left leg gives out as Kronic begins there assualt on Justin Credible. Credible is nailed with a hug clothesline by Brian Clark. Adams grabs Van Dam, who delivers a low dropkick to Adam's knee cap. Van Dam ducks a clothesline and lands a front face dropkick. Adams falls onto the steel rampway, as Credible begins to mount a come back with rapid fire lefts to Clarks head. Credible lands a vicious clothesline as RVD slides into the ring. Van Dam waits for Adam to give chase as Austin makes his way from out of the audience. RVD and Adam begin to brawl as Austin waits at ringside. RVD throws Adam's into the ropes and lands a hurricaranna. Austin quickly gets in the ring and waits for the kick out. Adams kicks out at two and Austin lands a Stunner on Van Dam as he is shot in Austin's direction. Adam sgoes for the cover, but Credible pulls Adam's out of the ring. Van Dam is laid out sprawled in the middle of the ring as Kronic is beating down on Justin Credible. They throw Credible into a guardrail and handcuff him to it. Credible fights to get free as Kronic goes into the ring to finish off Van Dam. Van Dam is slowly getting to his feet as Kronic surrounds him. Adam's goes for a tilt-a-whirl back breaker but Van Dam reverse it into a swinging leg lock. Adam falls on his back and grabs his neck. Van Dam is quick to his feet and goes for a hurricaranna, but Clark has him set for a powerbomb. Van Dam swings all his body downwards and flips Clark into a pinning perdicament. Clarck rolls over and goes for a pin. Van Dam pops out of the pin, and pushes Clark's legs back and goes for another pinning situation. But each attempt only gets a two count. Van Dam waits for Clark to get to his feet. Van Dam lands a hop side kick, but Adam's side swipes Van Dam. Adam's delivers the Meltdown and the fans are on there feet as RVD is in pain. Adams and Clark call for the High Times as the Impact Players music begins to play. Lance Storm slowly makes his way to the ring with a Canadian flag. Kronic goes out of the ring and chases after Storm. Storm nails Adam's with the butt of the flag and cracks the flag over Clark's back. Storm pulls Clark by his hair and throws him into the ring. Storm picks up Clark and lands a high flip dropkick that sends Clark into the turnbuckle. He goes to throw Clark into the opposite turnbuckle, but Clark reverses it. And again Storm reverses it into the Canadian Maple Leaf. Clark is screaming in pain as Diamond makes his way down the ring. Diamond takes off Storm's head with a massive blow with his title. Clark slumps over and gets the cover on Storm. 1..2..3. Diamond again goes to batter on RVD who is in extreme pain.
Winner and new Hardcore Tag Champions: Kronic
The Promoter's arrive, escorted by BS security. Stromboni has a mic. "As all of you people now, the New Era has begun. Tonight, the Company will demolish all of our enemies. The nWo and DX are the two most worthless groups in this fed. None of them can be hired guns. The only three other people we care about screwing is Joel Hindman, Goldberg, and Rob Van Dam. Goldberg and Joel are pussies, that is why we want to eliminate them. As for Van Dam, maybe you can one day redeem yourself and become a Hired Gun. But for right now, you hold the belt and we need to get it around Austin's waste so we will be in control. Now, Bulava, after I win the SDWF Hardcore title..." The Booker cuts him off. "Whoa, there, Stromboni. What do you mean, after you win the Hardcore title? Everyone here knows I am the best damn SDWF Hardcore Champ there ever was." The fans boo loudly. "After tonight, I will personally kick your ass and DDP's ass, and then I will take MY Company boys and eliminate nWo and DX." The two Promoters get in each other's faces. The Company pulls them apart.
No DQ Matchup
Bill Goldberg v. Rhino
Goldberg's music hits, and he has a mic. "I don't know why those promoters are always out to get me. I am the best wrestler ever, and I will beat Rhino's ass easy. Because, Rhino, YOU'RE...wait Rhino I haven't won yet so you'll be the first." Rhino's music hits and he storms to the ring. The match begins, and Rhino makes short work of Goldberg. Rhino piledrives Goldberg on a chair and pins him 1..2..3. Goldberg's record is at 0-15. Benoit and Malenko arrive and assault Goldberg. The Radicalz easily stomp Goldberg into the ground. Suddenly Kronic, Norman Smiley, the Wall, Test, Albert, Farooq, 3 Count, and Bradshaw arrive: the Facgime. They get in the ring and attack Goldberg!!! Goldberg gets the high times. Adams has a mic. "Goldberg, we are sick and tired of your bitch ass always getting beat. We are the Facgime, and ever since we have been in the SDWF our group has gone nowhere because of you. Well, that is about to change. You are out of the Facgime, and our reign as the most powerful group in the SDWF is about to begin!" Suddenly, the ring is filled with the Misfits in Action and the Malevolent Maniacs. The four stables battle it out.
Winner: Rhino
SDWF Intercontinental Championship Match
Tommy Dreamer v. Konnan
Konnan's music hits, and he comes down to the ring. "Yo, yo, yo let me speak on this. Oh La Le. Ariba La Rasa. Hey Dreamer, you must be dreaming if you think you can beat K Dogg. I am going to make you toss my salad and peel my potatoes." Dreamer's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with the SDWF IC Belt on his shoulder. Dreamer gets in the ring and the match begins. Dreamer starts out impressively with a couple of moves. Konnan eventually gets his wind back, and he reverses being thrown into the ropes by Dreamer and puts him in a rolling clothesline. Konnan locks a sleeper on Dreamer, but Dreamer is able to get out of it after rallying the crowd. Dreamer goes to clothesline Konnan, but Konnan moves out of the way and Dreamer accidentally clotheslines the ref. Dreamer takes advantage of this and goes outside the ring to get a barbed wire baseball bat. Dreamer nails Konnan repeatedly with the bat. Suddenly, the Company arrives with all the hired guns. They give Dreamer the same type of beatdown Savage received, and Dreamer is out cold. Konnan puts a Tequila Sunrise on the downed Dreamer as the Company and Hired Guns clear the ring and Stromboni the Storywriter wakes up the ref. The ref check's Dreamer's hand three times; he is out cold. The bell is rung and Konnan is awarded the SDWF IC Title. The Promoters hand Konnan a sheet of paper and he signs it, officially becoming the newest Hired Gun.
Winner and new SDWF Intercontinental Champion: Konnan
SDWF Six Man Tag Team Championship Match
Three Count v. the Wall and the Dudleyz
Three Count make their way down to the ring singing "Three Count 1,2,3." They get on their platforms in the center of the ring and begin signing. The fans nearly boo them off the stage when the Dudleyz and Wall arrive. The Wall and Dudleyz, all Hired Guns, stand outside the ring. Wall has a mic. "I already said that from now on each match I am in is a table match, so that is what this is going to be!" Three Count flies out of the ring as both Dudley Boyz each set up a table in the corner of the ring. The Dudleyz and Wall call for Three Count to get in the ring. D-Von motions for Buh Buh to go outside the ring and get them. D-Von exits the ring and goes after them, but as Buh Buh tries to leave the ring the Wall grabs him. The Wall choke slams Buh Buh through one of the tables! The ref calls for the bell, awarding the match to Three Count. Three Count triple teams D-Von and tosses him back in the ring. Shannon Moore and Shane Helms put a mock 3D on D-Von through the other table as Evan Karagias slaps the Wall a high five. Wall grabs a mic. "Hey Dudleyz, we may all be hired guns, but that is only for the money. I am not going to tag with you two losers. Besides, my boys in Three Count are the Champs and we're all members of the Facgime. And as Bryan Adams said earlier tonight, the Facgime is headed to the top!"
Winners and still SDWF Six Man Tag Champs: Three Count
Backstage, the Company and the Hired Guns are holding a conference. Wall and the Dudleyz almost break out in a brawl and the other Hired Guns have to hold them back. Bulava says, "Now listen up boys. I don't care what kind of personal problems you have. I don't care if you all hate each other. Business is business, and we are going to get it done and then you can fight all night. Understood?" The Dudleyz and the Wall nod in agreement.
SDWF Triple Threat Tag Team Championship Match
Jeff Jarrett and the Rock v. Eddy Gurrero and Joel Hindman v. Edge and Christian
The nWo music hits and the fans stand. The Chosen One and the Great One make their way to the ringside area. Rock: "Finally, the Rock, has come back, to Survivor Series. Now, JJ, tonight The Ones of the nWo take the tag team titles back to the nWo. The Rock and JJ will follow as the second greatest SDWF tag team of all time, followed only by the Outsiders. The Rock says that all these jabronis will get the Smack Laid Down on their candy asses!" JJ: "You damn right, Rock. We will soon be the new SDWF Tag team Champions. Now hit OUR music." The Company music hits and Edge and Christian make their way to the ring. Edge: "It is like, so nice to be back representing the Company. We totally reek with Awesomeness, and after we put these two "jabronuts" away we will still be your tag champs." Edge and Christian slap each other a high five. Joel Hindman comes to the entryway and awaits the arrival of Eddy Gurerro. Eddy's music hits, and Joel waits for five minutes and Eddy still hasen't shown. Joel grabs a mic. "You know something, Promoters, buddies, I don't know what's going on. But I want my job back and that is why I am doing this match. Since Eddy decided to ditch me, I have found a new tag partner. He was already screwed earlier tonight by the Promoters, and I'm talking about my good friend Goldberg!" Goldberg's music hits, and he hugs Joel and they head towards the ring. The bell sounds, and the Rock starts laying the smack down on Edge, and JJ beats up on Christian. Eddy Gurerro arrives, and he pulls Goldberg off of the apron and hits him with a chair. Eddy attacks Goldberg all the way to the backstage area. In the ring, Edge and Christian are getting destroyed by the Ones. Rock hits a sidewalk slam on Edge and Chrisian gets a double arm DDT from JJ. Suddenly, the Harris Boys arrive and distract the ref. Buff Bagwell gets in the ring and hits JJ with the US title. Eddy returns and grabs a guitar and hits JJ in the head with it. Edge and Christian pin each nWo member, and the ref is let go to count 1..2..3.
Eddy hits Joel with a chair, and the Harris Brothers H Bomb Joel. The Company and the Hired Guns all arrive and beat down Joel, JJ, and the Rock. The beatdown is massive, and the other nWo members arrive to join the fray. Suddenly, Degeneration X arrives. They help the nWo clear out the ring of the Company and Hired Guns. DX and the nWo all stare at each other in opposite sides of the ring. Joel gets up, mic in hand. "Fellas, I just wanted to thank you for helping me..." The nWo and DX immediately jump Joel, and Joel is beaten by all the members of both groups. Joel is left unconcious, and nWo and DX leave seperately.
Winners and still SDWF Tag Team Champions: Edge and Christian
Backstage, the new SDWF Interviewer clenches his gut from the spear he received earlier, as he interviews X-Pac and Kane. "X-Pac, how does it feel to have a little revenge on DX and to get a shot at the SDWF tag team championship at Anarchy Rules?" X-Pac answers, "It is the greatest feeling in the world Guritz. Kane and I, we fucked those boys up! DX, your bitch asses went down, and soon we will crown new tag team champions. Kane, got anything to say?" Kane looks at Mr. Guritz and says, "Guritz, you are so fat your mammory glands are bigger than Trish Stratus's." And with that the number one contenders leave.
Triple Threat Hardcore Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs. The Story writer: Stromboni vs. The Booker: Bulava (Champion)
DDP's music hit and he comes down to the ring clothed in DX apparel. "Now I may not be a member of DX, but I feel that have the heart of a degenerate, brotha. Now promoters you guys and the company are really pissin me off. Making this a handicapped match is really low even for you. I'll fight, but I am not defending my Olympic Hero Title until I get my shot at the heavy weight Champion. Now get your asses down her and feel the...BANG!!!" The Promoters music, Poppa Roach's "Last Resort," hits, and the crowd boos, as Bulava walks down with mic in hand. "Now DDP how many times do I have to tell you I and I only book the matches around here. If I want to I could book a Olympic Hero Championship Match right after this. In fact I will. Anyone who can get down here after this Hardcore match has a shot at the SDWF Olympic Hero Championship Match with DDP. Now ring that bell." The bell rings as the Promoters go to work on the Olympic Hero. DDP gets his ass beat through the entire match. DX comes down the ramp to watch this match. Bulava and Stromboni throw DDP outside the ring and the Degenerates start to kick the shit out of DDP. The tear off the DX jersey. Bulava watches all this then and Stromboni gets a small package on Bulava. 1...2...3. Stromboni is the new Hardcore Champion. He grabs a mic as Bulava looks shocked. "Now all here this the 24 / 7 for the Hardcore Championship is no longer valid. You must challenge to get a shot at this belt." Bulava gets up and gets right in Stromboni's face. They look like they are gonna have a brawl and then they embrace and leave DDP to DX.
Winner and new SDWF Hardcore Champion: Stromboni (The Storywriter)
Olympic Hero Championship Match
??? vs. Diamond Dallas Page (Champion)
The bells rings a second time as the Degenerates throw DDP in to the ring and continue to beat DDP as the promoters walk up the ramp. DDP gets Sweet Chin Music, Shake Rattle, & Roll along with shaky knee drop, a Famasser, the Showstopper, and then the Walls of Jericho DDP taps on the mat. Jericho wins the match and becomes the Olympic Hero Champion. The Promoters see this and look shocked and angry. "Now get this straight Jericho, you will not hold on to that title as long as there is breath in my body. I will guarantee that it will not be on your waist come the end of Raw." Y2J's music hits.
Winner and new SDWF Olympic Champion: Y2J Chris Jericho
Backstage, Mr. Guritz is shown rolling down a flight of stairs. His fat rolls bounce as they hit every step on the way down. Scott Hall is standing at the top of the stairs laughing. He has the mic. "Hey Yo. Since I didn't get a match tonight, promoters, I sent your fat ass interviewer rolling down those stairs. You boys are going to regret ever pissing off the Wolfpac. Scott Hall will get what he wants because I am just...too.....SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
SDWF Championship Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
The fans go nuts as "Walk" by Pantera once again plays over the PA system. It takes a few minutes but RVD makes his way out to the ring, battered but alive, with help from Lita. Van Dam sports the massive gash given to him by his own friend Simon Diamond. RVD climbs into the ring, as paramedics are trying to tell him no. Van Dam still gets into the ring and is handed a mic.:: Van Dam: "Folks, I have been told by the paramedics that I shouldn't be in this ring. My luck is probably fucked up, and my head is probably just as bad. But I say fuck that! Austin, Diamond, the whole night you two fucks have been sneak attacking me, and right now you learn the meaning of respect. Cause Austin, RVD4:20 says I just SMOKED YOUR ASS!!!!!!!"
Austin's music begins to play and the fans go nuts as he walks out to the ring with Simon Diamond and Kurt Angle. Austin is holding a mic as they all stand on the rampway.:: Austin: "Oh boo fucking hoo!! RVD, I feel so bad for you. Life ain't fair son, and you should of learned that before you came to the SDWF. Shit happens. I am a paid enterainer just like you, but I do I want, and you do as these people want. So, RVD, you can kiss my ass. Cause the only thing that is going to happen in that ring is you are going to get one more Stunner, and I am going to slam a cold one after I win the SDWF World Title!! You wanna know why that is going to happen? Cause Austin3:16 said so!!!"
Suddenly, the Commisioner arrives. Kurt Angle: "Oh yeah, and another thing Van Dam. The big guys from the Company have made a little stipulation to this match. We are making it no DQ. That means that anyone can get involved in the match. Especially anyone that doesn't like you, such as the nWo, the Company, and well Dx. However, no Angels of Darkness are allowed to come to the ring. Oh yeah, on more thing Van Dam. The boys in the back have watched your what is it called again. Yeah, Van Terminator, and feel it is too violent to be performed in the ring, therefore we have decided to ban that move along with the Van Daminator as well. Yes, its true, its true!!! So, Van Dam, you don't stand a chance in hell."
Austin runs down the rampway like a mad man and is met with lefts and rights from RVD. RVD slings Austin into the ropes and misses with a clothesline and Stone Cold sets up RVD for the Stunner. RVD blocks the kick and lands a step over heel kick. Van Dam flips to his feet and his left leg goes out yet again. Van Dam crawls to the ropes as Austin shakes off the kick. Austin picks up RVD and lands a vertical suplex. Austin picks up RVD and begins to talk trash. Van Dam lands a throat thrust that drops Austin to his knees. Van Dam spins and lands a leg drop on the back of Austin's neck. Van Dam rolls over Austin, but can only get two count.Van Dam uses the ropes to get to his feet as Austin gets to his. Van Dam lands a Russian Leg Sweep! Van Dam taunts for the crowd as the members of the Company grow closer to the ring.Van Dam picks up Austin, who lands a low blow. Van Dam drops to his knees as Austin picks him up and slings him into the ropes. Austin falls on Van Dam and delivers assorted punches to Van Dam head. Lita gets up on the apron. Austin gets in Lita's face and pulls her into the ring. Lita is helpless as Austin looks into Lita's horrified face. Austin turns, but turns back and nails Lita with a Stunner. Austin turns and is taken out with a diving clothesline. RVD puts one arm over Austin, but he kicks out at the last second. Van Dam grabs Austin's leg and locks on the figure four leg lock. Austin is in pain as pressure is applied to his bad leg. Van Dam lets go as Austin grabs the ropes. Van Dam looks up the rampway and sees the forming of a large amount of wrestlers from the backstage area. They are all pointing at Van Dam. Van Dam again evades a Stunner and lands a Tornado DDT. Van Dam flips to his feel and the numbing pain in his left leg seems not to bother him anymore. Van Dam is calling everyone to the ring. Nash and others don't back down easily and Van Dam is outnumbered. In the back Angels of Darkness members are laid out all over the backstage area. Steiner is the first to get to RVD and drops him with a spinning Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Steiner goes and applies the Steiner Recliner. JJ backs up everyon and RVD is hit with a SMASH HIT!! JJ then gets another guitar and plays a smash hit on Austin's head. A brawl soon infests as the ring fills with nWo, DX, Company, and Hired Guns. The nWo and DX are not fighting each other instead they are working together to fight off the Company and Hired Guns. Nash battles the Harris Boys and kicks his other enemy RVD. Shawn Michaels gives RVD the Sweet Chin Music. The Cat decks HBK from behind. The Cat rolls Austin on RVD. But RVD kicks out at the last second. The ref has his full attention on getting out the mob as Austin goes for a clothesline, but RVD lands a form of the VanDaminator on Austin. Van Dam calls for the Five Star Frog Splash, but DDP tunrs Van Dam around and lands the Diamond Cutter, getting his revenge. DDP goes to Diamond Cut Austin but he is Stunned instead. Austin gets the 1..2..3 on RVD. The Company and all the Hired Guns dismantle the nWo and DX members. Austin is declared the new SDWF Champion.
Winner and New SDWF World Champion: Stone Cold Steve Austin
