May 31, 2000
1. The Road Dogg Jesse vs. Rob Van Dam
As the PPV starts we hear "Oh you didn't know..." and the crowd goes wild. The Road Dogg Jesse James hits the ring spouting out his normal promo. Just as he was a bout to bust a rhyme Rob Van Dam's music is played and Van Dam runs into the ring. The bell rings and the match gets under way with a series of punches. Road Dogg whips RVD into the ropes and clotheslines the TV Champ over the top rope. Just as Van Dam gets up he receives a boot to the face from a baseball slide from the Road Dogg. Road Dogg goes for a suplex, but Van Dam counters the move. He picks up Road Dogg and whips him into the steel post and Road Dogg's head just bounce off the post. Van Dam throw Road Dogg back into the ring and goes for the quick cover. 1,2, and Road Dogg gets a shoulder up. Van Dam then goes to the tope rope while Road Dogg is lying on the mat. Van Dam goes for the double knee drop, but Road Dogg rolls out of the way sending Van Dam to the mat in pain. Road Dogg picks up Van Dam and whips him into the rope, but Van Dam counters. Road Dogg comes back and kicks Van Dam as he telegraphed his next move. Road Dogg goes for the cover. 1,2, and Van Dam lifts his shoulder. Road Dogg picks up the Champ and performs a DDT. The Champ is still dazed. Road Dogg starts to dance a little on the ring and the crowd can feel the Doggy Style coming on. Road Dogg starts the move, but Van Dam counters, and Road Dogg counters back to finish the move. Road Dogg goes for the cover. 1... 2... 3, Road Dogg wins the non-title match. He grabs the mic and starts to speak. "Van Dam you favorite time is 4:20, maybe that's why you think you so good, because your so high all the time. Your horrible. I should have that title of your. And while we are on the subject to titles I should be the Hardcore Champion, but that jack-ass of a president felt he needed to make me defend it 24 hours a day 7 days a week at Raw so I lost it. Mr. SDWF President I just have two words for you... S*CK IT!!!" The music is hit and the Road Dogg leaves the ring.
Winner : Road Dogg
2. Women Championship Match: Tori (Champion) vs. Trish Stratus
The T & A music is heard as we see the lovely Trish Stratus make her way to the ring. The DX music is played as Tori come to the ring escorted by X-Pac. The women start by slapping one another around the ring. Trish throws Tori into the turnbuckle and does a foot choke hold on the sexy lady. Trish is able to reverse the hold to a ankle lock on the Champion. Tori screams out in pain. X-Pac grabs the challenger and pulls her out of the ring. Trish Low blows X-Pac and does a running bull dog on him. Tori then flies over to the top rope to land on Trish. She whips Trish into the barricade, but she reverses and throws her knee into Tori's gut. Trish throws Tori back into the ring and goes for the cover. 1... 2..., and Tori gets the shoulder up. Trish picks up Tori ans sets her up for a pile driver, but Tori is able to counter. After a series of slaps, kicks, and punches Trish lock up with the Champ and does a reverse DDT. She goes for the cover, but X-Pac pulls out the referee. A Trish sees the event of X-Pac's actions Tori grabs her belt and clocks Trish over the head with it. She goes for the cover, but Trish kicks out after a two count. Trish low blows Tori (wait what would that do), but it has no effect on the women's Champ. Tori performs a Russian Leg Sweep. She whips Trish into the turnbuckle but she reverses her into the referee. The referee is out cold. Trish does a back body drop on the Champ and goes for the cover, but the ref is still out cold. X-Pac enters the ring and performs the X-Factor on the Challenger. He places Tori over Trish and wakes up the ref. The ref counts, 1... 2..., oh Trish gets a shoulder up. Tori throw Trish to the ropes, but she reverse it and Tori hit the ref over the ropes. They then get into a yelling match in the middle of the ring. Tori gets angry and start to pull off Trish's clothes. She stands in a bikini in the center of the ring. Tori whips Trish into the corner. X-Pac enters the ring again and does the Bronco Buster on Trish. X-Pac leaves the ring and gets the ref in the ring. Tori does a DDT and covers Trish. 1...2...3. Tori wins. X-Pac enters the ring and celebrates with his girlfriend.
Winner and still Women's Champ: Tori
We cut to a Mick Foley as Dude Love in the locker room with his ladies. Suddenly the Road Dogg is seen behind the Champ. He hits him over the head with a chair and the champ goes down. Road Dogg goes for the cover, but Big Poppa Pump here's and kicks RD off of Dude Love. He puts the Steiner Recliner on the Dude and Dude taps out of the match. We have a new Hardcore Champion: Big Poppa Pump. He runs away just before Road Dogg and Love can react.
3. Scotty Too Hotty vs. Perry Saturn
We hear the styling of the Too Cool music as Scott Taylor makes his way to the ring with Rikishi Phatu. The Radicalz music starts as Saturn walks his way to the ring. The Audience can tell Saturn is looking both at them and at Scotty at the same time. The two lock and Scott does a Tiger Leg sweep on Saturn. Saturn gets up and receives a Reverse DDT from Taylor. Perry body tackles Taylor as he busts a move in the ring. Saturn starts a Boston Crab, but Taylor is able to reverse out of it to a small package. 1...2... Saturn kicks out. Saturn gets up and whips the pissed off Taylor as he talks to referee about the count. As he come back around Saturn does a atomic drop. Taylor is on the ground. Perry whips Taylor to the turnbuckle and receives a boot to the face for his actions. Taylor throw Saturn out of the ring. As Saturn is dazed Taylor goes over the top rope, but Saturn counters and slams him into the floor. Perry throw Taylor back into the ring. As he does he get a boot to the jaw from the big man Rikishi. Rikishi throws Saturn into the ring and Taylor does a leg drop. Saturn gets up and is pummeled with the fists of the light weight. Taylor then does a shoulder breaker and the big man is down. Scotty is excited and the audience can see what is coming... W.... O.... R.... M.... OH... OH... OH... OH. Scotty does the Worm and goes for the cover. 1... 2...3 Scotty Too Hotty wins. Rikishi enters the ring and the dance out of celebration.
Winner : Scotty Too Hotty
4. Triple Threat Intercontinental Championship Match: The Godfather vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin (Champion)
The Godfather comes down to the ring with a whole city of Hoes. Jeff comes down next. They start to go at it, but Stone Cold is still yet to be seen though. Godfather punches Jeff into the corner and starts to punch him. It seems that the Champ still hasn't shown up to defend his belt. Jeff does a spinning neck breaker on the Godfather. Godfather is dazed, so Jeff goes to the top rope, but the hoes low blow Jeff before he can do the Seton Bomb. The Godfather throws the Hardy into the opposite corner and takes Jeff for a ride on the Hoe Train, but Jeff counters into a Twist of Fate off the turnbuckle. Suddenly a crash is heard. Austin runs down to the ring and applies the Stunner to Jeff Hardy. He turns around and the Godfather is there and picks him up for the pimp drop. He goes for the cover 1... 2... 3... The Godfather is the new Intercontinental Champion. He grabs a mic and starts to speak as both men come to. "Hey man that was a kick ass match. I want to offer you both these hoes. You can have as many as you want. So go take your pick." Jeff chooses two and leaves the ring. Austin looks at the ladies and is about to choose one, but he turns to the Godfather and does the Stunner on him before he leaves the ring.
Winner and new SDWF IC Champ : Godfather
5. Olympic Championship Match: Sid Vicious vs. Kurt Angle (Champion)
Sid Vicious enters the ring. Kurt Angle's music starts and comes out before all present. "I have no idea how a hack like you ever got a title shot against me. I mean look at you. Your old enough to be a member of the AARP. It's true, It's true. And you look like your 35. What do you think you are doing? You look disgusting, trying to be buff in your old age. I mean..." and he is cut off by Sid attacking him outside the ring. He throws him into the ring and gets a cover and Angle kicks out even before the one count. Angle gets up and does a belly to belly suplex. Sid gets up and whips Angle into the turnbuckle, but Angle stops short of the corner. He runs and spears Sid. Angle cheers like he always does, but gets a fist to his face from Sid. Sid then powerbombs the Olympic Hero and goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3... The new Olympic Champion Sid Vicious. Angle gets up and starts to talk, "This is a conspiracy how can an old geezer beat an Olympic Gold medalist." He grabs the belt and knock Sid over the head with the belt. He leaves Sid and the belt in the ring.
Winner and new Olympic Championship : Sid Vicious
6. First Blood US Championship Match: HBK: Shawn Micheals vs.Tazz
HBK enters the ring accompanied by all of his the Degenerates awaiting their pray. Tazz enters the Titantron and begins to speak: "HBK you better prepared to be choked out. And there is nothing you can do about it." HBK says, "Oh Tazz didn't any one tell you this is a first blood match. So you won't be doing any choking out of anyone today." Tazz then enter the ring and HBK went right to work beating 5'9" heavy weight. HBK got Tazz in a back hold, but Tazz was countered and put the Tazzmission on HBK. HBK starts to lose consciousness when the Road Dogg stepped up on the apron and distracted the referee. Triple H then slid into the Ring with a chair and beat Tazz with it. He then set Tazz up for the Perdigree on the chair. Shawn Michaels got up and saw his dizzy challenger and did Sweet Chin Music on Tazz and he was immediately bust open. The referee turned around and called for the bell. HBK retains his title.
Winner and still SDWF US Champ : HBK
7. Tag Team Championship Match: The Outsiders (Champions) vs. Rikishi and The Big Show
"Oh its the Big Show!!!" The pyro starts and the two men walk down the ramp for their match. The nWo music starts and Nash and Hall enter with their belts. The two big men, Nash and Show, start the match off by exchanging blows. Nash whips the 500 lbs. Show into the ropes, but Show counters and hits Big Sexy over the ropes. Show stays in the ring while Nash tries to get his bearings. Show grabs Hall and slams his head into the steel post and he falls to the ground. Rikishi goes around and starts to beat on Hall. Show awaits Nash in the ring while Rikishi is thrown into the steel steps. Nash enters the ring and Show performs a shoulder breaker on one half of the Champs. Nash low blows the Show and he goes down. He whips Show into the ropes and they both clothesline each other and they go down. Show gets his tag in before Nash and Rikishi enters the ring and cleans house. He give Hall a head butt and Show throw him out of the ring. The two big men do a double suplex on Nash. Show leaves the ring and Rikishi throws Nash into the turnbuckle. Rikishi used his big ass to thump Nash and he falls in his butt in the corner. Rikishi see this and backs his wide self up to administer the Stink Face to Nash, but Hall pulls him out of the ring. Rikishi does a Samoan Drop on Hall as Nash flies over the top rope to land on Rikishi. He gets up and throw him back in the ring. He goes for the cover. 1.. 2... Rikishi kicks out. Nash makes a tag to Hall who administers a boot to the chin of Rikishi. Show gets off the apron and pulls Nash down too. He sets Nash up for the Showstopper, but he counters as, Hall tries to do the Outsiders Edge, but he can't get the big man up. Nash then does the Jack Knife Power Bomb to Show. Nash take a chair and slides it into the ring. Hall takes it and places in the center of the ring. Nash slides in as Hal again sets up the Outsiders Edge, with Nash helping him out. Hall performs the Outsiders Edge to Rikishi on to the steel chair. The ref see this and calls for the bell. The Outsider lose by DQ, but still retain their titles.
Winners by DQ : Rikishi and Big Show
Still SDWF Tag Champs : The Outsiders
8. Guitar Match: Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Jarret
The nWo music plays as he walk out on to the stage with guitar in hand. "Now all you slapnuts gotta realize that I am one with all the stroke around here. And tonight I will prove that once and for all to all you slapass fans and to that slapnuts Jericho. So get your ass out here Chris cause I have this 10 ten hit to play on your head." The Jericho counts down and the music plays, but Jericho doesn't appear anywhere on the stage where Jarret waits for his prey. Jericho comes up from behind Jarret and has his own guitar in hand, but Jarret turn around just in time to swing his own guitar. Both shatter on impact. The fight then goes down the ramp where we see racks of guitars waiting for their use in the match. Jericho whips Jarret into the ring and then grabs another guitar. He slams it down, but Jarret moves out of the way. He then throw Jericho into the steel steps. He grabs another guitar and tries to hit Jericho, but he does a low blow and grabs the weapon from Jarret. Jarret kicks Jericho in the stomach and puts The Stroke on him. He then take the guitar and places it under Jericho's face. He climbs up to the top rope and does a elbow drop, but Jericho moves and Jarret goes crashing through the guitar. The match isn't over though. It has to be an offensive move too win the match. Jericho picks up Jarret and whips him at the guitar racks. Jarret counters and so does Jericho, but Jarret clothes lines Jericho. He goes behind the stand and starts to tip it over on Jericho, but he rolls out of the way. Jericho picks up one of the unbroken guitars and throws it at Jarret. He misses but then catches Jarret with a spinning heel kick to the head. Jericho picks up another guitar and tries to hit Jarret, but uses the referee ass a shield and he goes down. Jericho stares at the referee as Jarret hits Jericho with a guitar, but since the referee didn't see it... Jericho throws Jarret into the ring. He then whips him into the corner where guitars are have been setup at. Jarret stops just short of the guitar, but Jericho kicks him into one of the guitars. The match continues. The referee start to come too as Jericho puts the Walls of Jericho on Jarret. Jericho sees the referee and sets three guitars on top of each other in the center of the ring. Jericho set Jarret up for his Triple Power Bomb Pin, but Jarret counters and applies the Stroke to Jericho through the Guitars. The bell is rung and Jarret wins. He grabs the mic as the rest of the nWo come down to the ring. "Jericho, that was one hell of a match. I'll give you that, but in the end your slap ass had to lose, because you are going up against the Chosen One. You said you'd leave me alone if I won well I don't want you too leave me alone. I want you in the nWo. You deserve it., but considering your past with us I think you need to prove yourself to us. So here's an nWo trainee shirt. Let's go to the back and have a drink. Remember that when you are in the nWo your in it 4-life." Jarret's music plays and they all leave the stage with the newest member to the ever growing nWo.
Winner : Jeff Jarrett
New member of the nWo : Jericho
We now cut to a hotel room where Big Poppa Pump is in a hot tub with two ladies. They look very familiar though. Suddenly Dude Love enters the room quietly with a referee. He picks up the Hardcore Champ by the hair and performs a flying Double Arm DDT on the Steiner into the pool. The referee has on a snorkel and administers the three count underwater. The new Hardcore Champion Dude Love picks up the ladies, that's where saw them. They were his. They double team on Dude Love to try and get the belt. They fight over the cover as Dude Love makes his escape.
9. SDWF Championship Match: Sting vs. The Rock (Champion)
The Rock and Sting and the rest of the nWo enter the ring. As the match gets underway Sting immediately applies the Scorpion Death Lock. Rock gets to the ropes and then does the Rock Bottom, really slowly, so not to hurt the Stinger. He goes for the cover and wins the match. The Rock and Sting, nWo brothers leave the ring together with the rest of the nWo with their new nWo brother, Y2J Chris Jericho. Post match, the lights dim and Goldberg hits the ring. Goldberg spears Jericho and tries to fight the entire nWo. The nWo beat down Goldberg. Jericho puts the Walls of Jericho on Goldberg while the Rock and sting spray nWo on Goldberg's chest. Goldberg is left in a heap as the victorious nWo exits the arena.
