Location: Chicago, Illinois (from here on in the location of the events will be told to all the fans)
Segment One - Announcers: Joel Hindman, Tazz, and Gorilla Monsoon
The fans erupt as Paul Holle stands in the center of the ring, and the fireworks go off. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to SDWF Wrestlemania II! It has been one hell of a first year for the SDWF, and tonight we will showcase the biggest SDWF event to date. Starting tonight, we will have an announce team. The three men for the first segment tonight are Tazz, Joel Hindman, and Gorilla Monsoon!"
The announce table is shown on camera. Joel is first to comment. "Fans, welcome to the second SDWF Wrestlemania. Make sure when you get done watching tonight that you go to Marcus Cinemas Chicago...." Tazz interrupts him. "Shut your mouth, Hindman. Nobody wants to hear your fucking advertisements. Wrestlemania is here gents! So Gorilla, how does it feel to be opening for the greatest federation in the world?" Gorilla: "Feels great, Tazz. It's gonna be one hell of a night tonight, lets watch these SDWF superstars work there asses off tonight." Joel: "You know, I am sure glad that Paul is the interviewer now and I'm an announcer. I have been promoted, buddies, and I'm so excited..." Tazz: "Hindman, we know about your fruity past. If you so much as touch me I am going to knock your ass out." Gorilla: "No more time for fighting, fellas, the opening bout is beginning!"
SDWF Cruiserweight Championship
Ike v. Psycosis v. Air Paris v. AJ Styles
Ike comes down to the ring, and slides in with his Cruiserweight Championship around his waist. Psycosis comes down, to a huge ovation from the fans. Air Paris and AJ Styles run down to the ring together. The bell sounds and the match begins. Paris immediately drop kicks Ike, while Styles goes after Psycosis. Psycosis sends Styles tumbling to the floor, and he springs from in the ring to the outside, nailing Styles on the way down. In the ring, Paris hits a hurricanrana on Ike. Paris does a flying elbow from the second rope, and pins Ike for a 1.. but Ike immediately kicks out. Ike clotheslines Paris down, while outside the ring Styles sends Psycosis into the steel steps. Styles flies off the apron and cross body blocks Psycosis. Psycosis gets up and cradle DDT's Styles to the floor. Ike hammers Paris, and heads to the top turnbuckle. He flies with a missle dropkick outside the ring, nailing Psycosis on the way down. Ike gets up slowly and slaps Styles in a leglock, as Paris flies from in th e ring to the outside with a leg drop, catching Ike in the head. Paris grabs Psycosis and sends him in the ring. Psycosis pancackes Paris, and heads to the top rope for a Guillotine Leg Drop. Ike gets up and racks up Psycosis. Styles hits Ike in the head with a chair, and Paris and Styles do a double suplex on Psycosis off of the top turnbuckle. Paris immediately DDT's Styles, and pins Psycosis for a 1..2..3. Ike gets up and flies into the ring, pissed off. He puts "The Meaning of Life" on the downed Psycosis and AJ Styles. Ike grabs a mic. "Hey you no name asshole, you can have the belt for now, but I will get my title back. Tonight, HBK, your ass is mine!"
Winner and new SDWF Cruiserweight Champion: Air Paris
SDWF Television Championship
Damien v. The Cat Ernest Miller
Damien comes down to the ring, with the SDWF Television Championship on his shoulder. He is just recovering from a major injury.
The Cat's music hits, and he comes to the ramp. "Listen up chump Damien. You used to be down with the Company, but now all you are is a chump ass bitch. I am the Greatest, and what better time for me to kick your ass then Wrestlemania! Somebody call my momma, I'm about to whoop this chump."
The Cat runs down to the ring, and immediately gets clotheslined by Damien. The fans erupt as Damien shoots Cat over the top rope to the floor. Damien gets out of the ring, and puts a swinging neckbreaker on the Cat outside the ring. Damien grabs a wire from a camera and chokes out the Cat. Damien takes the Cat to the announce table, and smashes his head across it. Tazz threatens to hit Damien, and Damien spits at him. Tazz glares at Damien, and immediately grabs him from behind and slaps him in a Tazzmission. Tazz holds him in it until Damien is out, and he slides Damien in the ring. The Cat slides into the ring and pins Damien for a 1..2..3. The Cat dances to celebrate his win, and Tazz gets up from the announce table and slides back in the ring to put the Cat in a Tazzmission. The Cat squeals in pain, and Tazz eventually lets go and sits back at the announce table.
Winner and new SDWF Television Champ: the Cat
The announce table is shown again. Joel: "Are you nuts, Tazz? You are a commentator now, not a wrestler pal." Tazz: "Hindman, once again shut your face. I'm from Brooklyn, and I don't take crap from anybody. Damien wants to spit at me, I don't think so! Cat wants to dance because I handed him a victory? No way." Gorilla: "This action is getting intense here, and we still have 14 matchups to go!"
SDWF Intergender Tag Team Title Match
The Ultimate Warrior and Tori v. Hollywood Hogan and Miss Hancock v. Kane and Trish Stratus
The Kliq music plays, and Hollywood Hogan comes down to the ring with Miss Hancock. "You know something, brother? I am the man dude. And tonight, I'm gonna settle an old score with the Warrior, Hollywood Style. Because when you're with the Kliq, Miss Hancock, everyone knows you're with the Kliq 4 LIFE."
Kane's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with Trish. The Ultimate Warrior and Tori are not far behind, and the match begins. Tori starts off in the ring with Miss Hancock. Hancock sends Tori into the ropes and shoves her down. Tori gets up and clotheslines Hancock. Tori starts to rip the clothes off of Hancock, which causes the fans to erupt. Tori tags in Trish, who slides in and chokes out Hancock. Trish hits an elbow drop on Hancock, and tags in Kane. The Big Red Machine looks intent on Tombstoning Hancock, but Hancock runs to make a tag to the Ultimate Warrior. Kane immediately hits Warrior in the throat. Kane picks up the Warrior with two hands and chokes him in the air. Kane throws Warrior to the mat. Kane signals for a choke slam, but Warrior ducks and starts hitting Kane with right hands. Warrior puts Kane in a vertical suplex, and goes for a pin. 1..2.. but Kane easily kicks out. Warrior puts a small package on Kane, but Kane kicks out before the Warrior can get a 1 count. Kane gives Warrior a low blow, and choke slams him to the mat. Kane tags in Hogan, who immediately hits a Hollywood Leg Drop. Hogan pins for a 1..2.. but Kane breaks up the pin. Kane leaves, and Hogan chokes the Warrior. Hogan takes off his belt and whips the Warrior with it. He chokes the Warrior in front of the camera, saying, "Tell them who the man is Warrior!". Hogan rakes Warrior's back, and gives him the big boot. He goes for another Hollywood Leg Drop, but Warrior moves and starts Hulking Up! Hogan can't believe it as Warrior goes to town on Hollywood. Warrior tags in Tori, and Hogan tags in Trish. Kane grabs Miss Hancock and Tombstone piledrives her. Hogan goes after Kane, and the Warrior gets involved. Suddenly, JJ arrives and hits Tori with a guitar as the ref is distracted. Trish pins Tori for a 1..2..3. Trish and Kane win the tag titles, and JJ helps up his fellow Kliq member Hollywood.
Winners and new SDWF Intergender tag team champions: Kane and Trish Stratus
SDWF Women's Tag Team Championship
Molly Holly and Trish Stratus v. Miss Hancock and Gorgeous George
:: Molly and Trish walk down to ringside and are blindsided by their opponents.
Hancock slings Trish into the apron and Trish falls to the mat holding her back
in pain. Hacock throws Trish into the middle of the ring, and repeatedly slaps
the shit out of her. Hancock slams Trish to the mat and begins to claw at her
face. Holly gets in the ring and dropkicks Hancock in the face. The ref stops
George from getting in the ring and Molly drops Hancock's neck onto the rope.
Trish quickly takes in Molly who flies off the turnbuckle and hits Hancock with
a body splash. George makes the kick out, as Jarrett walks down to ringside.
Trish waves at Jarrett as George scoop slams Molly. Trish distracts the ref as
Jarrett slides into the ring. Trish intentionally chockes out the ref from
behind as he tries to get Jarrett out of the ring. Jarrett holds up the guitar
and George is telling him to hit Molly with it. George pulls up Molly and
Jarrett goes for a SMASH HIT, but he hits George instead. "Everything Zen" by
Bush begins to play and the lights go out. The lights come on and Ike and Lita
are both standing on the rampway. And Ike points to Jarrett. The two begin to
walk down when they are attacked from behind by the Hardy Boyz. Matt grabs Ike
and goes for the Twist of Fate, but Ike blocks it and hits the Meaning of Life.
As he gets up Jeff dropkicks Ike's leg, and a loud crack is heard. Ike lays on
his back screaming in pain as Matt is helped to his feet. Matt grabs Lita and
drags her to the back. Jarrett gets out of the ring and walks up to Ike and
stands over him. Jarrett goes to apply the Figure Four when Mike Sanders comes
down the rampway and a fight ensues between the two. Stephanie comes out of
the crowd as Trish is tagged in. Stephanie hits from behind with the STROKE,
and George goes for the cover, but the ref isn't on his feet. Ike is limping to
the ring and finally gets on the apron. Ike stands and is nearly knocked off
the apron by Stephanie. Ike turns around and hip tosses her over the top rope
and to the pavement. Ike turns again and ducks Geoge's bitch slap and nails a
form of the stunner onto the top rope. George falls back, and Trish gets the
pin.
Winners and still SDWF Women's Tag Champs: Trish Stratus and Molly Holly
The announce table is shown again. Joel: "What a night it's been. You know Tazz, that last Women's tag match didn't really "do" anything for me. I think I'd rather have me a battle royal with all men putting each other in submissions..." Tazz: "That's it Hindman." Tazz slaps Hindman in a Tazzmission, and the fans erupt. Hindman passes out, and the ambulance comes to carry Joel out on a stretcher. Gorilla: "Well, Tazz, looks like it's just me and you. Couldn't take any more of Joel huh?" Tazz: "No way. That guy was freaking me out. You know what's horrible, Gorilla, I betcha he enjoyed me being behind him like that." Gorilla: "And on that note, we head back to the ring."
Kanyon, Grandmasta Sexay, and Scotty Too Hotty v. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Diamond Dallas Page, and Eddie Gurrero
Kanyon and Too Cool come down to the ring, and Too Cool dances but the crowd is booing. Kanyon gets the stick. "Ah, the granddaddy of them all, Wrestlemania. Finally this comes to an end between all of us. Tonight, Too Cool and I take care of buisness. Who's better than Kanyon?" The fans shout "Everybody!"
Stone Cold's music hits, and DDP and Eddy accompany him. Eddy has a mic. "Listen up, essays. Too Cool, everybody knows you too are a bunch of queers. Which one of you is the Mamacita in the relationship?" DDP gets the mic. "Good God, It's me, the Master of the Diamond Cutter. So jakked up monkey boys, you can love me, you can hate me, but you'll never forget me. We're gonna three time, three time, three time kick your asses. You will definitely feel..the...". Austin gets the mic. "Oh Hell Yeah you pieces of garbage will feel the Bang. You will also feel the Stone Cold Stunner and the frog splash. We will open a can of whoop ass, and that's all I got to say about that."
Eddy and Grandmasta Sexay start it off. Eddy chops Sexay in the corner, but Sexay knees Eddy in the stomach. Sexay dances and tries to elbow Eddy, but Eddy ducks out of the way. Eddy rakes Sexay's eyes, and tags in DDP. DDP clotheslines Grandmasta, and chokes him out on the mat. DDP signals for a Diamond Cutter, but Grandmasta Sexay low blows DDP. Sexay puts a double arm DDT on DDP. Sexay heads to the top rope for a hip hop drop. DDP moves out of the way, and picks up Sexay and puts him in the Diamond Dream. DDP goes for a Diamond Cutter again, but Sexay gets out of it and tags in Scotty Too Hotty. Scotty puts a Bulldog on DDP, and flips onto DDP. Scotty elbows DDP in the side of the head. Scotty puts DDP in a armbar, and uses the ropes for leverage. The ref makes sure that Hotty stops using the ropes, and as the ref repremands him, Kanyon and Sexay take cheap shots on DDP. DDP goes down to the mat, as Kanyon and Sexay choke him with their feet. Scotty sets DDP into the middle of the ring, and signals for the Worm. He nails DDP with the Worm and pins him for a 1..2.. but Austin is in the ring to make the save. Sexay tags in Kanyon, and Kanyon immediately puts DDP in a Flatliner. He pins him, but Eddy flies off the top rope with a frog splash, nailing Kanyon. As the ref yells at Eddy, Sexay tosses Kanyon a baseball bat. Kanyon nails DDP in the stomach with the bat, but Austin flies into the ring and stomps a mudhole in Kanyon. Austin is kicked out of the ring, and DDP slaps a Diamond Cutter on Kanyon. He pins Kanyon for a 1..2.. but Scotty pulls the ref out of the ring. Both men are out on the mat, and the fans chat "DDP" as both men crawl to their corners. DDP tags in Austin, and he makes sure Kanyon doesn't get the tag. Austin puts a Lou Thesz Press on Kanyon. Austin waits for Kanyon to slowly get up, and he puts him in the Stunner. Austin pins Kanyon for a 1..2..3. Austin, DDP, and Eddy celebrate with a six pack of beer.
Winners: Stone Cold, DDP, and Eddie
SDWF Olympic Hero Championship Match
Mike Sanders v. Jeff Jarrett
Mike Sanders comes down with his music blaring and all his female fans cheering him on. He grabs a mike and says, "Jarrett, not only did I take your woman from you, but I'm gonna kick your yeller-bellied, lily-livered ass. You're SOL and you know what that means."
Jarrett runs down to the ring and immediately begins whaling on Sanders. Jarrett continues to pummel the shit out of Sanders until a referee breaks them up. Sanders is caught very much off guard so stumbles around in a daze. Jarrett takes this opportunity to grab the mike that was laying on the ground. "You know, you fucking country hick... you can talk all you want. Cuz that's all you do-- talk. Say anything you want, but we all know The Chosen One will win this match and any others against you. So choke on that, slap nuts." Jarrett's fans roar in approval, which in turn engrages Mike Sanders. Sanders throws a roundhouse kick to JJ, knocking the mike out of his hands. Then Sanders repeatedly elbows JJ to his face. Then out of the blue, Stephanie McMahon races down to the ring and spits in JJ's face. "I've been waiting a long time to do this," she says, producing a knife. Stephanie looks deeply in JJ's eyes and calmly says, "I'm gonna punish you for what you did to me, bastard." She raises her hand to lacerate JJ when Trish struts down the walk in her usual manner. "Wait, bitch," Trish says. "Wouldn't you rather fuck with me, instead?" Stephanie is enraged at seeing her archrival so she storms off to take care of Trish, but she forgets her knife. Jeff Jarrett grabs Sanders and lands the Stroke for a 1..2..3. Jarrett quickly picks up the knife and slashes Mike Sanders through and through. Sanders drops to his knees, begging for mercy, but Jarrett is ruthless. Finally, the ref stops the match when the paramedics arrive to take Sanders to the
hospital.
Winner and new SDWF Olympic Hero Champion: Jeff Jarrett
Segment Two- Announcers: Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Dusty Rhodes, and Joel Gertner
The fans erupt as the new three men to commentate come down to the announce table, Bobby Heenan, Dusty Rhodes, and Joel Gertner. Dusty: "Ladies and Gentlemen, if you will, SDWF Wrestlemania continues. We are going to be doing the commentary for a while." Gertner: "The last Joel that was here got carried out on a stretcher. You know, it is just my luck. Stromboni and Bulava put me in the only set of matches that have no ladies in them. Hopefully Lita will come down with Ike for the ladder match. Then the buy rates will be through the roof, and I'll pop a Nielson." Gertner laughs and jumps for joy. Brain: "Well, here I am once again with a couple of bumbling idiots. Dusty, you are the biggest hick I've ever known. Gertner, you are a fat ass chump. I never thought there would come a time where I would be the thinnest person on the broadcast team. Live and learn, lets go with some more action."
SDWF Six Man Tag Team Championship
Spike, D-Von, and Buh Buh Ray Dudley v. Kid Kash and ICP v. Benoit and T and A v. Buff Bagwell, Edge, and Christian
The four corner Six Man Tag Team Title match is ready to go. The first men to the ring are the Company members. Buff has a mic. "Shut that music off. For a long time, myself and my Canadian Buddies have been held back. But not tonight. We're gonna prove that I'm Buff, and I'm the Stuff, and that E&C are the best tag team ever." Christian gets the stick. "Greetings to all our fans in the Windy City. You know, you midwesterners should be happy that you finally got some athletes here. I mean, the Bears have sucked since Ditka left, the Bulls have sucked since Jordan left, the Cubs and Blackhawks have always sucked, and the list goes on and on. I mean, you so had a great Sox baseball team, and they had the best recored in the league. Too bad they blew it in the first round of the playoffs. Finally you have real athletes in your city." Buff gets the mic back. "You're right Christian. But Buff Daddy happens to like Chicago. He likes the rich upper class that are as good as me, not these stupid farm raised assholes in this arena." Edge: "You are so reeking with Awesomness, Buff. And now, for five seconds only, we will debut our new pose entitled 'Chicago just plain sucks at every sport so here are some real athletes to entertain them!'" The fans boo loudly as the three men pose.
Benoit and T&A come to the ramp. Benoit: "Are you three idiots done entertaining yet? You sure can talk, but can you back it up? You will all be victims of the crossface, PROVE ME WRONG!"
Kid Kash and ICP come to the ramp. Violent J gets a mic. "Hey, I just wanted to say that all these bitch ass bands here for the Hardcore Battle Royal are all little fucks. Limp Bizkit, Crazy Town, and Linkin Park? All a bunch of fucking pussies. If any of you want to take on true Juggalos, bring it anytime. The man who will win that hardcore battle royal is our brother in paint, Vampiro."
The Dudley Boy trio runs down to the ring ready for battle. D-Von and Prince Albert start off the match. Albert uses his strength to muscle D-Von into the corner. Albert knees D-Von multiple times, and chokes him in the corner. Albert body press slams D-Von to the mat. Albert slaps Shaggy from ICP across the chest, tagging him in. Shaggy dropkicks D-Von. Shaggy sends D-Von into the ropes and spears D-Von. Shaggy rakes D-Von's eyes with his feet. He picks up D-Von and sends him into the ropes. D-Von ducks a clothesline and spins clotheslines Shaggy. D-Von tags in Buh Buh, who holds Shaggy's legs as D-Von hits the Wazzup headbutt. D-Von does the war dance as Buh Buh chokes out poor Shaggy. Buh Buh puts a sitdown power bomb on Shaggy. He pins Shaggy for a 1..2.. but Shaggy kicks out. Shaggy trips up Buh Buh and tags in the closest person, which happens to be Buff Bagwell. Buff runs down Shaggy, and then gets leveled by Buh Buh's clothesline. Buh Buh slaps Buff in a sleeper, but Buff drops Buh Buh down for a neck drop. Buff slaps Buh Buh, and picks him up and DDT's him right back down. Buff elbow drops Buh Buh. Buff dances for the fans who boo him. He tells the fans to shut up. He turns around and Buh Buh assaults him. Buh Buh tags in Benoit, who immediately knees Buff in the stomach. Benoit puts Buff in a vertical suplex, and heads to the top rope. He lands the headbutt off the top on Buff, and covers him for a 1..2.. but Buff kicks out. Buff takes out Benoit's knee. Buff picks up Benoit and pile drives him. Buff heads to the middle rope, and waits for Benoit to get up. Benoit gets up, and Buff tries for a Blockbuster. Benoit ducks, and slaps Buff in a Crippler Crossface. Spike Dudley is the closest and he gets in the ring and breaks up the hold. Benoit spits at Spike, and tags in Edge. Edge and Buff stare each other down, ready to hook up. Suddenly, Edge lays down for Buff. Buff pins Edge for a 1..2.. but Kid Kash is there to break up the pin. He tags himself in, and chaos happens outside the ring. All of the team members besides the two legal men, Kid Kash and Edge, battle it out outside the ring. Edge goes for a Downward Spiral, but Kash blocks it and elbows Edge. Kash puts a swinging DDT on Edge, and hits Edge in a splash off of the top rope. Kash pins Edge for a 1..2..3. Kash celebrates, and helps his partners head backstage as the new SDWF Six Man Tag Team Champs.
Winners and new SDWF Six Man Tag Team Champions: Kid Kash and ICP
Kevin Nash v. Justin Credible
:: The fans go crazy as Nash's music hits. Nash throws up the Wolfpac sign.
From out of nowhere Credible attacks Nash from behind, pummeling him with a
signapore cane. Credible continues to beat Nash over the head with the cane as
they go down to ringside. Credible drops the cane and throws Nash into the
ring. As Credible slides into the ring, Nash hits Credible with an elbow smash.
Credible staggers and Nash knocks him out of the ring with a big boot.
Credible gets up and Nash pulls him back on the apron. Nash is taken down with
a jaw breaker off the apron. Credible slides into the ring and begins pounding
away on Nash's legs. Credible then picks up Nash and goes for a vertical
suplex, but Nash overpowers him and lands a drop suplex. Nash slings Credible
into a corner and begins choking him out with his boot. Credible is hurting as
Nash signals for the Jack Knife!!! Nash has him set for the Jack Knife as Ike
makes his way down to the ring. Nash drops Credible and has some words for Ike,
as Rhino comes down to the ring. Nash turns around and is hit with a side kick
from Credible, as Rhino spears Ike into the apron. Credible has Nash in That's
Incredible, but Nash reverses it as Rhino slides into the ring. Rhino sets up
for a spear, but Credible shrugs himself off of Nash and shoves Nash into
Rhino's spear. Nash is out cold, and Rhino can't believe it. Rhino turns and
Credible has Rhino set in Thats Incredible. Ike is slow to his feet, as
Credible hits it and pins Nash. Afterwards Ike sets up a table outside as Rhino
is dragged to the apron. Credible puts him in another Thats Incredible, and Ike
helps drop Rhino straight through the table.
Winner: Justin Credible
The announce booth is shown once again. Brain: "Well what a great show we've had yet. All the fans are drunk, and we still have half a show to go! So, what does everyone think of our new SDWF Six Man Tag Team Champions?" Dusty Rhodes: "Well, I should tell you all that the matches have been great so far, and I predict it will get better. Even though ICP may have horrible music, if you will, they certainly got the job done with Kid Kash." Gertner: "And what about Justin Credible taking care of the so called Killer? Whoever is sitting at home who thinks that is an upset you are dead wrong! Stromboni, I just want you to know I better be getting paid well for this. Still no women and we only have four more matches to commentate!"
SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Kronik v. Mark Jindrak and Sean O Haire v. HHH and the Rock
The Kliq music hits, and HHH and the Rock come down to the ring to a standing ovation. HHH has the stick. "Hey Credible, just cause you beat Big Sexy, doesn't mean you are better than him. You wanna go one on one with the Game? Because we're not just the greatest, we're not just the coolest, we're not just incredible, we're just too....swEEEEEEET!" Rock grabs the mic. "FINALLY THE GREAT ONE HAS COME BACK TO CHICAGO! The Rock and HHH, probably two of the best competitors in the sport, are looking to pick up more gold for the Kliq. After tonight, when Scott Hall wins the SDWF Championship, the Kliq will be the most powerful group ever...AND THE ROCK MEANS EVER. Now, as for these jabronis, it's time for the Game and the Great One to Layeth the Smacketh Down! So Kronik, you had better be ready, because you won't have fun at 4:20 in the hospital. Same for those two no names trailer trash others. IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!"
Kronik comes to the ramp. Adams: "Rock, you talk about having fun at 4:20? Well everybody knows that Kronik always has the most fun all day long. And nothing sounds more fun to me, then putting you two in the High Times and becoming four time SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Champs!"
Jindrak and O Haire come down to the ring, and the match begins. All six men battle at once in the ring, and the ref can do nothing to stop it because it is a hardcore match. Jindrak elbows Clark in the corner, as HHH knees Adams right in the face. The Rock goes after O Haire, and puts him in a Samoan Drop. Adams goes to HHH's eyes, and grabs a kendo stick and breaks it across the back of HHH. The Rock sends O Haire to the outside, and grabs a Rock Brahma Bull foam head from the fans, and hits O Haire with it. O Haire laughs at the Rock, who kicks O Haire in the groin and stomps him to the floor. Clark grabs a fire hydrant from under the ring and sprays Jindrak with it. Clark gets in the ring and hits HHH right in the face with it. Kronik beats down on HHH, and Jindrak sneaks up behind the Rock and hits him with the steel steps. O Haire and Jindrak pummel the Rock, and send him back in the ring. Kronik heads to the announce table, where Brain and Gertner run for cover. Kronik signal for a High Times through a table, but the Rock blocks it and sends both members of Kronik through the table with a double Rock Bottom. All three men are laid out, and the announcers are in shock. The Rock gets up slow, and grabs a headset. "How bout you jabronis call this, the Rock just whipped the crap out of a couple of jabronis!" Rock spits at Dusty, but Dusty grabs the Rock and puts him in a Bionic Elbow. He sends the Rock back in the ring, where Jindrak and O Haire are still beating down the Game. They put the Rock and HHH on top of each other, and O Haire goes for a Seanton Bomb. He nails both men with it, and both men go for pins. The ref counts 1..2..3. Jindrak and O Haire retain the tag team championships.
Winners and still SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions: Jindrak and O Haire
Ladder Match
Ike v. Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels
:: The fans go nuts as Micheals music begins to play. He slides into the ring
and does the Kliq sign. He looks up that is as the ref checks him. "Everything
Zen" by Bush and Ike makes his way out. Ike stares down Micheals as Lita comes
out to the ring. Ike flies down to the ring and slides into the ring. Micheals
goes for a clothesline but Ike ducks it and hits Micheals with a series of
rights, sending Micheals outside the ring. Ike climbs the turnbuckle and the
fans go crazy as Micheals gets to his feet. Ike goes over the ropes with a
senton splash. Micheals evades the high risk, and stomps away on a downed Ike.
Micheals hits Ike with a vertical suplex, which catches his leg on the edge of
ring. Ike sprawls around in pain holding his leg as Micheals climbs on top of
him and bashs his head in. Micheals climbs off Ike and gets the ladder. He
slides the ladder into the ring as Ike gets to his feet. Micheals slides out of
the ring and throws Ike into the ring. Ike stomps on Micheals as he gets back
into the ring and quickly nails him with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the
ladder. Ike is slow to hop onto the turnbuckle and misses a top rope leg drop.
Ike rolls off the ladder and screams in pain as Micheals gets to his feet.
Micheals puts Ike's injuried leg between the ladder and slams it down on his
leg. Ike rolls to the apron as Micheals sets up the ladder. Micheals starts to
climb the ladder as Ike gets to his feet. Ike springs himself off the ropes and
kicks the ladder from underneath Micheals. Micheals gets up close and personal
with top turnbuckle as he straddles. Micheals falls outside of the ring and Ike
is out in the middle of the ring. Ike slowly gets to his feet and looks around
for Micheals. Micheals is getting to his feet outside the ring slowly as Ike
sets up the ladder. Micheals gets to his feet as Ike hops off the ladder with
an axehandle, but Micheals evades and gives more momentum to Ike as he hits the
guardrail. Ike is motionless and bleeding as Micheals locks on the figure four
outside the ring. Micheals lets go of the hold and is met with a steel chair
shot from Lita. Micheals shakes off he blow and chases Lita into the ring as
Ike struggles to stand. Micheals hits Lita with a piledriver and calls for some
Sweet Chin. As Micheals sets up for it, Ike slides into the ring and catches
Micheals leg. Micheals is helpless as Ike does a series dragon leg screws. He
pulls Micheals outside the ring and suplexs him on top of the announcers table
as Lita sets up the ladder. Ike climbs onto the apron and throws up the Impact
sign as he springs up onto the top rope and then to the top of the ladder and
springs off nailing a spinning Swanton Bomb. Both men crumble through the
table, but Ike is the first to his feet, and hobbles into the ring. Micheals
slides into the ring and hits Lita from behind with some Sweet Chin Music, as
Ike climbs to the top of the ladder. Micheals climbs the opposite side and both
men battle it out at the top of the ladder. Ike blocks a punch and hits
Micheals with the "Meaning of Life" off the top turnbuckle. Ike slowly gets to
his feet and kicks over the ladder, and sets it up in a corner. He picks up
Micheals carries him to the top of the ladder. Ike is signalling for the end
and hits Micheals with a hurricarana off the top of the ladder. Ike hooks his
arm onto ladder step and pulls himself back to the top as Micheals is out cold
in the middle of the ring. Ike looks and dives off the ladder hitting Micheals
with another Swanton Bomb. Ike hooks Micheals leg for the pin.. Ike gets up
and struggles to get to the turnbuckle and holds up the his hand. As he hops
off the turnbuckle, Double J hits him from behind with a SMASH HIT!!!
Winner: Ike
The announcers sit at their chairs, tableless from the Harcore Tag Team Title Match. Gertner: "You know, if it wasn't for the Rock, I'd still have somewhere to sleep when I'd get bored. C'mon, Stromboni? No women and now no place to sleep? I want a raise." Brain: "You think I'm happy? I wanted to see Da Man, Goldberg, in action tonight but he is in a later segment. I tell you what, we got jipped tonight. Good thing the Good ol American Dream took care of that punk the Rock." Dusty: "Sometimes you have to get involved. Just like Tazz did earlier this evening, I took matters into my own hands, if you will. We still have the large hardcore battle royal and European Title match to come!"
SDWF European Championship
Rob Van Dam v. Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner
:: Steiner's music hits and he walks out with Medijah by his side.:: S. Steiner: Now Big Poppa has to deal with this chump tonight, called Rob Van
Dam. Hey, chump, you picked the wrong man to mess with. Cause I am the man
with the largest arms in this industry, and I can squash you like a grape.
Cause I am the genetic freak, and all my freaks know!! Big Poppa pump is your
hook up. Holla if you hear me!!!
:: "Walk" by Pantera plays as RVD makes his way to the ring pumped for action.::
RVD: Now, Ike is in the back, from his agonizing match. But the Whole Fucking
Show didn't come to disappoint. Steiner, you have been avoiding me from the
time you got here, and well it is game time boy. Can you handle that. Cause if
not, too bad. Cause I am the WHOLE FUCKING SHOW!!! The man everyone wants to
see whoop your ass!!!
:: Steiner slides out of the ring and RVD ducks the steel pipe. RVD goes for a
hurricarana, but Steiner overpowers him and powerbombs him onto the steel
rampway. Steiner drags RVD into the ring and goes for the pin, but only gets a
two count. Steiner turns around and is hit with a DDT. RVD hops to his feet
and springs up and lands a spinning leg drop on Steiner. Steiner convulses as
RVD slides out of the ring and throws in a steel chair. RVD gets into the ring
and Steiner levels him with a steel chair. Steiner picks up RVD and bench
presses him overhead beforing nailing a guerrilla press slam. Steiner begins
doing push up in the ring, and RVD goes for the quick roll up, but can only get
a two count. Steiner misses with a power clothesline, and RVD goes for a
backslide, and only gets a two count. Steiner bounces off the ropes and hits
RVD with a rushing clothesline. Steiner kisses his bicep and drops an elbow
into RVD chest. Steiner goes for the cover but kicks out at the last possible
second. Steiner puts RVD up on the top turnbuckle, but RVD knocks Steiner off
the turnbuckle and nails a swinging DDT. RVD picks up Steiner and lands a
guerilla press slam. RVD poses before putting Steiner into a corner with a
series of martial arts kicks. RVD rolls back and grabs the steel chair. RVD
rolls to Steiner and monkey flips him onto the steel chair. Steiner is pain as
RVD calls for the Van Daminator. RVD throws the chair to Steiner and misses the
Van Daminator. Steiner hits RVD from behind with a release german suplex onto
th steel chair. Steiner hooks RVD in the Steiner Recliner, but RVD isn't giving
up. Steiner wrenches back, but RVD gets up and has Steiner on his shoulders.
RVD falls forward planting Steiner into the turnbuckle. Steiner is slumped in
the corner and RVD places the chair on his head. He hops to the opposite of the
ring and hits the Van Terminator on Big Poppa Pump. RVD gets the pin and holds
the European title up in the air for all to see.
Winner and new SDWF European Champion: Rob Van Dam
SDWF Hardcore Championship Battle Royal
Participants: (Linkin Park, Crazy Town, Limp Bizkit, Rhino, Undertaker, Papa Shango, Koko B. Ware, Repo Man, Crash, Hardcore Holly, Raven, Bull Buchanan, Norman Smiley, Dude Love, Sid Vicious, both Hardy Boyz, the Godfather, APA, Sabu, Awesome, Dreamer, Bossman, Saturn, X-Pac, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Big Show, Sting, Tajiri, Ralphus, Iron Sheik, Doink the Clown, New Jack, Bret Hart, Bad News Brown, Earthquake, Yokuzuna, Jimmy Superfly Snuka, King Kong Bundy, Andre the Giant, Dick the Bruiser, the Crusher, Bruiser Brody, Sandman, Juvi Gurrera, La Parka, Ciclope, the Harris Brothers, the Million Dollar Man, Terry Funk, Harley Race, Bruno Sammartino, Vincent (Virgil), Scott Norton, Vampiro, Three Count, the Wall, Roddy Piper, Jake the Snake Roberts, Texas Tornado, Tug Boat, Tiger Ali Singh, Honky Tonk Man, Owen Hart, Golddust, Curt Henning, and Rick Rude
Mean Gene Okerland comes down to the ring to a standing ovation. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the Hardcore Battle Royal. Over 60 men will be participating in this battle royal, and there are over 70 SDWF officials waiting to eliminate people. Falls count anywhere, and this is going to be one exciting match! Now let's get this show on the road, folks!"
This is the order of elimination, who eliminated them, and how they were eliminated.
Backstage, Jindrak and O Haire celebrate their Hardcore Tag Title victory. Suddenly, HHH hits Jindrak from behind with a sledgehammer. The Rock grabs O Haire and Rock Bottoms him. HHH puts a Pedigree on Jindrak, and the Rock and HHH both do a People's Elbow on both men. They both get pins for 1..2..3s. HHH and the Rock are awarded the SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Titles from the 24/7 rule, and they head to the safety of the Kliq dressing room.
Winners and new SDWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions: HHH and the Rock
Segment Three- Announcers: Jim Ross, Joey Styles, and Jerry The King Lawler
SDWF employees bring another announce table out to the ringside area. The fans stand as the last segment announcers come to ringside. Jim Ross, Joey Styles, and Jerry the King Lawler sit at the new table. King: "Well JR, looks like the two of us are working together again. Wrestlemania just wouldn't be the same without the King and good ol JR." JR: "Not to mention our colleague Joey Styles. This mega event continues fans, and its going to be one hell of a slobberknocker." Styles: "Already we've seen the Whole Fucking Show Rob Van Dam take the European title, new Hardcore Tag Team Champions due to the 24/7 rule, and the biggest Hardcore Battle Royal in the history of wrestling. And this fans, is only the beginning."
SDWF Women's Championship
Stephanie McMahon v. Molly Holly
Molly Holly confidently walks down to the ring, convinced that she will beat her opponent. Stephanie arrives looking determined to put an end to Molly. Molly Holly picks up a mike, "Stephanie, bitch, how the hell do you expect to beat me? I'm a better wrestler AND I'm quicker too." Stephanie just rolls her eyes and replies, "Then bring it on, ho." Molly backs up and charges straight towards Stephanie, hitting her in the stomach. Stephanie gasps for air while Molly keeps on punching her in the midsection. Steph tries to squirm away, but can't catch her breath. Finally, Stephanie manages to free her right leg and pushes Molly back, just enough for her to get some air. Molly refuses to lose so she pins Stephanie down with one of her legs and pulls on Stephanie's hair with one hand. With the opposite hand, Molly bitchsmacks Steph, causing Steph to howl in pain. Stephanie's howl just encourages Molly to pull Steph up to her feet by her hair. Then Molly hoists Stephanie up to her shoulders and slams her down to the mat. By this time, Stephanie is swimming in tears and pain is shooting through out her body. Just when Molly decides to make her move and pin Stephanie, Slapnuts, Stephanie's pet Rottweiler, bolts down to the ring and pulls at Molly's pants, ripping them off. Molly is suprised and lets go of Stephanie. Slapnuts starts to claw at Molly, but she is so afraid of the dog that she hightails it out of the ring with Slapnuts chasing after her. Stephanie gets up and is proclaimed the winner of the match.
Winner and new SDWF Women's Champ: Stephanie McMahon
First SDWF Six Man Cruiserweight Tag Team Title Match
Jesse Ventura comes to the ring, with a mic in hand. "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the SDWF is debuting the first ever Six Man Cruiserweight Tag Team Title Match. I have been sent out here to tell everyone that instead of the normally planned Touranment, there will be one four corners match where the first team to score a pin wins all!"
Primetime's music hits, and he comes to the ring in the company of Kid Romeo and Dean Malenko. Primetime: "Y'all here in Chicago, you had better recognize who built this house. Stromboni didn't build this house. Bulava didn't build this house. Scott Hall didn't built this house, and Kurt Angle didn't build this house. I built this house, cuz I'm Primetime baby. And all you stupid Americans from Chicago need to watch us win the Cruiserweight Six Man Titles."
K Kwik, Vince McMahon, and Kwiwi come to the entryway. K Kwik: "We getting rowdy!" McMahon: "You know, it is obvious that all of you SDWF fans know I am the most powerful man in wrestling. I've made appearances in WWF, WCW, and now the SDWF. And my case will be held for Goldberg, the man who was screwed out of his SDWF Title. I'm going to make sure legal action is taken and he gets what he deserves. Because I'm Vince McMahon, Dammit, and I deserve respect!" Kwiwi: "YOu don't want to make McMahon angry, and you definitely don't want to make the Kwiwi angry!"
Rey Jr., AJ Styles, and the Cruiserweight Champ Air Paris come down to the ring. Followed behind them are Rey Jr and the Jung Dragons. The bell sounds, and the match begins. The Cruiser champ AJ Paris starts it off with K Kwik. Kwik sends Paris into the ropes and puts him in a drop toe hold. Kwik does a flying corkscrew on Paris. Paris is already hurt from his earlier match. Kwik takes Paris and drops him down with a Brainbuster. He goes for a pin, and gets a 1..2.. but Paris kicks out. Paris gets up and tags in Yang. Yang gets into the ring and goes to work on Kwik. Yang sends Kwik into the ring and hits him with a flying head scissors. Yang kicks the downed Kwik, and heads to the top rope for a Yang Time. Kwik moves at the last second, and reaches up to tag Dean Malenko. Malenko gets in the ring and trips up Yang. Malenko slaps a sleeper hold on Yang, but Yang stands up and flips over Malenko's head. Yang kicks Malenko, but Malenko grabs Yang's leg. Yang hits Malenko with an Enziguri. Yang tags in Kidman, who immediately attempts a Kid Krusher on Malenko. Malenko flips up over Kidman's head and clotheslines him back down. Malenko attmepts to wrap up Kidman in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Kidman kicks him toward a corner. Kwiwi slaps Malenko in the back, tagging himself in. Kwiwi immediately goes buck wild on Kidman, clotheslining and stomping the hell out of him. He sets up Kidman, and slaps him back down in a piledriver. Kwiwi goes for a cover and gets a 1..2.. but Romeo breaks up the pin. Kwiwi tags in Vince McMahon. McMahon attempts to stomp on Kidman, but Kidman grabs McMahon and puts a swinging DDT on him. Kidman tags in Rey Jr., who heads to the top rope and leg drops McMahon. He goes for a pin 1..2.. but Kidman breaks it up. Rey Jr. sends McMahon into the corner, and slaps him in a hurricanrana. Rey Jr. goes to work, and outside the ring, the Jung Dragons fight Air Paris and Dean Malenko. McMahon struggles to tag Skipper, and Skipper and Romeo fight as McMahon goes outside the ring. McMahon battles with the Jung Dragons, Malenko, and Air Paris. In the ring, Kidman, AJ Styles, Kwiwi, K Kwik, and Kid Romeo all fly over the top rope at once and land hard on one of the men outside. The fans erupt, and all 10 men are laid out outside the ring. As the ref checks on the 10 men, Skipper hits Rey Jr in the face with a chair inside the ring. Skipper gets rid of the chair, and puts Rey in the Overdrive. He gets a pin, and the ref slides in to count 1..2..3. Skipper grabs the 3 titles, and helps Romeo and Malenko up so they can celebrate up the ramp as the first SDWF Cruiserweight Six Man Tag Team Champs.
Elix Skipper, Kid Romeo, Dean Malenko. v. K Kwik, McMahon, and Kwiwi v. Jung Dragons and Kidman v. Rey Jr., Air Paris, and AJ Styles
Winners and first ever SDWF Cruiserweight Six Man Champs: Elix Skipper, Kid Romeo, and Dean Malenko
The announce table is shown, and the announcers speak their mind. Styles: "OH MY GOD! Did you see those five Cruiserweights fly all at once? I've never been big on the light division, but I think after that I've changed my mind! JR this night is far from over." JR: "Indeed it is, we still have the huge tag team title match to come, followed by the United STates, IC, and main event for the SDWF Championship." King: "I'm still excited from that match between Stephanie and Molly Holly. I mean, I wouldn't want to see Stephanie naked because she's a princess, but Molly got her clothes ripped off! Woo Hoo! I tell you, J.R., this night has been historic. Stephanie McMahon is a four time Women's Champ, and we got to see panties!!!"
SDWF Tag Team Championship
Lance Storm and Doyle v. The New Age Outlaws v. Jindrak and O Haire v. Steve Corino and Goldberg
:: All four teams quickly rush each other vin the backroom. Down the ramp the
tag champs are be teamed on by the other three teams. The ref finally restores
order and Doyle and Gunn start things off. Gunn is quickly hit with a series of
straights, but ducks a spinning clothesline and hits Doyle with a DDT. Doyle
holds his head in pain as Gunn tags in RoadDogg. RoadDogg hits Doyle with a
series of his trademark pucnhes and begins to dance. Doyle hooks RoadDogg and
nails an underhook belly-to-belly suplex. Doyle gets pumped up and sends Dogg
into the ropes and hits a tilt a whirl sideslam and goes for the pin, but Corino
breaks it up. Corino and Doyle gets into a shoving matching and RoadDogg hits
Doyle from behind, sending Corino out onto the mat. Dogg hooks Doyle and nails
Doggie Style and does a little taunt for the fans. As he does that Goldberg is
waiting pateintly in the corner and hits Dogg with a spear. Doyle slowly comes
to and Goldberg drags Dogg to the corner and tags himself in. Goldberg sets up
for another spear, but Doyle dodges it and Goldbergs rams into the steel post.
Doyle pulls Goldberg to his feet and hits a diving reverse DDT! Doyle picks up
Goldberg and has him up in a guerilla press slam. Doyle presses up and catches
him in middle air and then lands a fall away slam. Doyle mocks Hall and gets to
his feet and calls for the Outsiders Edge. Doyle has Goldberg up, but Goldberg
slips up. Goldberg hits Doyle with a vertical suplex but is taken out with a
missle dropkick from Storm as the New Age Outlaws distract the ref. Storm goes
for the cover but can only get a two count. Storm begins to work on Goldberg's
legs and tags in Gunn. Gunn goes to work on Goldberg and hits him with a
variation of the Jackhammer. Gunn goes for the pin, but pulls him up at the
last second. Gunn has Goldberg set for the Fame Asser, but Goldberg fights out
of it and hits him with a belly to belly suplex. Goldberg struggles to get to
Corino, but O'Haire gets the tag instead. O'Haire slings Gunn into Doyle and
Doyle tags himself in. Doyle and O'Haire go at it as Dogg is hit with the Old
School Expulsion by Corino. Jindrak grabs Lance Storm who ducks the hold and
locks him in the Canadian Maple Leaf. Both Gunn and Goldberg shove O'Haire and
Doyle out of the ring. The two continue to battle outside the ring, and the ref
sees Goldberg with Gunn in the air and landing the Jackhammer. Jindrak is ready
to tap, but Goldberg gets the three count.
Winners and new SDWF Tag Team Champions: Goldberg and Steve Corino
SDWF Intercontinental Championship
Chris Benoit v. Konnan
Konnan's music hits and he comes down to the ring. "Yo Yo Yo Let me speak on this: OH LA LE ARRIBA LA RASA! Hey Benoit, you Canadian cream puff, why don't you bring your Crippler ass down to the ring. I'll make you toss my salad and peel my potatoes in this SUBMISSION MATCH. You're tapping out from the Tequila Sunrise because I'm bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy."
Benoit's music hits, and he runs down to the ring meaning business. The bell sounds, and the new leader of the Head Pounders immediately goes to work on Konnan's arm and shoulders. Benoit puts shoulder blocks on Konnan, and he throws him outside the ring. Benoit takes Konnan's arm and slams it into the steel steps. Benoit sends Konnan into the safety rail, and kicks him several times over. Benoit trys to slam Benoit's head against the announce table, but Konnan blocks it and makes Benoit eat announce table. Konnan grabs a steel chair and slams it against the skull of Benoit. Benoit is sent back in the ring, and Konnan puts Benoit in an armbar. Benoit reaches desparately for the ropes, and gets there. The ref makes sure Konnan, breaks the hold, and Konnan immediately elbows Benoit. Konnan picks up Benoit and suplexes him across the ring. Konnan grabs Benoit and puts him in a leglock, but Benoit reverses it. Konnan scrambles to the corner, and Benoit chases him down. Benoit grabs Konnan and puts him in an Eastern Dragon Stretch. The ref asks Konnan if he gives, but Konnan doesn't. Konnan slowly gets up, and low blows Benoit. Konnan slaps Benoit in a Tequila Sunrise, and Benoit squirms towards the ropes. Konnan tries to hold on, and Benoit screams in agonizing pain. Benoit finally makes it to the ropes, and Konnan releases the hold. Konnan yells at the referee, claiming that Benoit cheated. Benoit gets up and sneaks up behind Konnan and slaps him in the Crossface. Konnan tries also to get to the ropes, but Benoit holds him back. Konnan taps away, and the fans applaud as Benoit is awarded the SDWF Intercontinental Championship. Benoit is greeted up the ramp by his stable mates T&A.
Winner and new SDWF IC Champ: Benoit
SDWF United States/Canadian Championship
Y2J Chris Jericho v. Simon Diamond
Simon Diamond comes to the ring, with the Canadian Title on his waist. "Since my good friend Lance Storm made Y2J tap out on the last Raw is Nitro, this title is now the Canadian Championship. And since for the most part, Impact 2001 has been successful tonight, I'm positive I will win this match. Y2J, if you beat me this belt will be yours and renamed the US Title. But that won't happen, becuase I am sure to walk out of here with the gold. Now that my friends is how you solve a problem."
Y2J's music hits, and the fans erupt as he comes to the stage, mic in hand. "Welcome to Chicago...is...Jericho! Semon Demon, the Ayotollah of Rock and Rolla knows you can't solve the biggest problem you have right know, and that's the Y2J Problem! So, junior, shut the hell up! Prepare yourself for a Y2J beating you will never....EEEEEEVER...forget, a gain."
Y2J rushes the ring and immediately starts pounding on Diamond. Y2J bulldogs Diamond to the mat, and goes for a cover. Diamond easily kicks out at 1. Y2J gets up and springs off the rope with an elbow, but Diamond moves out of the way. Diamond grabs Y2J and whips him up and over the top rope. Diamond goes outside the ring, and picks up Y2J and body press slams him onto the ring steps. Diamond picks up Y2J and posts him hard. Diamond picks up Y2J and sends him into the audience. The fans erupt as the two men battle it out in the people. A fan with a Simon Diamond shirt hits Y2J directly in the skull with a shovel. The fan is immediately escorted out by the BS Security, but Diamond takes advantage and sends Y2J back into the ring. Diamond chokes Y2J, as the fans chant for Y2J to make a comeback. Diamond signals for the end, and attempts a Simonizer. Y2J weasels out of it and DDTs Diamond to the mat. Y2J covers for a 1..2.. but Diamond kicks away. Diamond gets up and hits Y2J in the jaw. Diamond talks trash to Y2J, and he puts him in a stalling pile driver. Diamond makes a light cover for a 1..2.. but Y2J kicks out. Diamond sends Y2J into the ropes, but Y2J ducks and does a cross body block off of the ropes. Y2J grabs Diamond and puts him in the Walls of Jericho. Diamond reaches for the ropes, and grabs the rope. The ref forces Y2J to release it, and Y2J stomps on Diamond. He sends Diamond into the ropes and clotheslines him. He puts one foot on Diamond and says "C'mon Baby!" but Diamond kicks out before a 1 count is made. Y2J goes for the Walls once again, but Diamond kicks him into the turnbuckle. Diamond hits Y2J in a Simon Series and pins him for a 1..2.. but Y2J kicks out. Y2J gets a surge of energy and bulldogs Diamond, followed by a LionSault. Y2J pins Diamond for a 1..2..3. Y2J celebrates as the new US Champ with members of the Kliq on the ramp.
Winner and new SDWF United States Champion: Y2J
The announcers sit, waiting for the main event. JR: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. The most historic night in Sports Entertainment is nearly coming to a close. Where else but the SDWF can you find such action. We may never see Mike Sanders again after JJ assaulted him with that knife. The biggest hardcore battle royal ever took place here. Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Chris Candido, and Bill Goldberg all have new gold around their waists." Styles: "And now it is time, for the big main event. It is time for two megastars to battle it out to see who is king of the mountain."
SDWF Championship
Kurt Angle v. Scott Hall
Michael Buffer stands in the middle of the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event of the evening. Are you ready?" Suddenly, the Wolfpac music hits and the fans erupt as Scott Hall comes down to the ring, in the company of Stromboni and Ralphus. Hall gets in the ring and grabs the mic away from Michael Buffer. "Hey Yo. Hey chump, who the hell invited you out here anyways? I know for a fact we didn't hire you for tonight, chump change. So, in honor of my buddy HHH, Let's Get Ready to Suck it!" Hall kicks Michael Buffer in the gut, and puts him in an Outsiders Edge. Stromboni is handed the spray paint by Ralphus, who sprays nWo/DX on the back of Buffer.
Hall: "Survey Says, one more for the good guys. I guess I'll introduce Kurt. Making his entrance to the ring, he is a panty waste loser who thinks he's the shizznit cuz he won a gold medal. Ladies and gentlemen, give a rousing chorus of boos to the man who is SDWF Champion for the next 5 minutes, Kurt Angle!" Angle's music hits, and the fans boo. Angle is not looking to happy as he is accompanied by Bulava. Angle: "You know, Scott, it is about time somebody tought your potty mouth a lesson. I am an Olympic Hero, and I don't deserve to be disrespected in that fashion. I have the 3 I's and I will easily defeat you tonight here in front of all of these pathetic Chicagoans. And that is true."
Angle flies into the ring, and Hall immediately stops him. Hall chucks his toothpick at Angle. Hall grabs Angle and immediately puts him in shoulder blocks. Hall choke slams Angle to the mat and does the mock of the Big Show, and then says to the camera. "Nothing but love for ya, Show.". As he turns around, Angle suplexes Hall to the mat. Angle covers for a 1..2.. but Hall kicks out. Hall knees Angle in the gut, and gives him a few right hands. Hall puts Angle back to the mat with an arm drag, and then paintbrushes Angle. Hall picks him up and attmepts a Fallaway slam, but Angle gets out of it and rolls up Hall for a 1..2..but Hall kicks out. Hall sends Angle into the ropes and clotheslines him down. Hall pulls Angle out of the ring and throws him into the stairs. Hall grabs a steel chair and slams it right across Angle's skull. Hall gives Angle a head butt to the groin, and Bulava yells at Hall to quit cheating. Hall tells Bulava to suck it, and then does the "ooh I'm so scared" fingers. Hall sends Angle back in the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before stepping in. Angle hits Hall with a low blow. Hall dances around, and Angle puts him in a Manhattan Drop. Hall falls on the mat and clutches his crotch in agony. Angle gives Hall a Wishbone Leg Splitter, and yells "Down Where?" to the fans as they boo him. A chant of "Angle Sucks!" echoes throughout the arena. Angle chokes Hall in the corner with his foot as the fans boo. The ref repremands Angle, who takes a quick cheap shot on Hall. Angle grabs Hall and slams him down hard with the Olympic Slam. The fans are shocked that Angle hit the maneuver so quickly. Angle gloats for a second, and then pins Hall for a 1..2.. but Hall kicks out in the knick of time! The fans erupt and chant Hall's name as Angle yells at the ref in disbelief. Angle continues to pound Hall, but Hall rakes Angle's eyes. Hall gets up and puts Angle in a Fallaway Slam. He signals for the end, and the fans stand. Hall throws Angle outside the ring and to the top of the announce table. The three announcers clear out of the way, as Hall picks up Angle and puts him in an Outsider's Edge through the announce table. Hall picks up Angle and drags him back into the ring. Hall gets back in the ring and covers Angle for a 1..2.. but Angle kicks out! The fans are shocked and so is Hall! Hall goes outside the ring and grabs two chairs. Angle gets up and grabs one of the chairs from Hall. Suddenly, the Kliq and Company members arrive and battle it out on the rampway. Angle and Hall are distracted by this, and when they turn around, they both nail each other with the chair at the same time. As the ref is distracted, Stromboni slides in the ring and puts Hall on top of Angle. The ref sees it and counts 1..2.. but Bulava is in the ring to break up the count. Bulava DDTs the ref. Bulava and Stromboni stare each other down, ready to fight each other. Suddenly, Bulava and Stromboni embrace, and flash the Kliq sign! The fans and announcers are in shock! Bulava and Stromboni pick up Kurt Angle and put him in a spike piledriver. They put Hall on top of Angle, and Bulava takes off his shirt to reveal a referee shirt! Bulava counts 1..2..3. Hall is the new SDWF Champion, and the Kliq comes into the ring, victorious from their battle outside the ring with the Company. All the Kliq members congratulate Hall, and Hall sprays nWo/DX on the belt and puts it around his waist. The entire Kliq points to Bulava, and he sprays nWo/DX onto the back of Angle. The Kliq music hits as the new Champ Hall and the new member Bulava taunt for the fans.
Winner and new SDWF Champion: Scott Hall
