Results :
-The SDWF President steps to the stage and the crowd cheers wildly as Wrestlemania I begins! Welcome to the first ever SDWF Wrestlemania. The newly polished SDWF Titles are being held up tonight in five title matches. As the explosions go off, the sold out crowd wonders what will happen at the first SDWF Event in history.
1. World Television Title Match
Scott Hall v. Y2J Chris Jericho
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The lights darken, and the crowd comes to it's feet as explosions set off and the Y2J music hits. Jericho comes out in his usual style, microphone in hand. "Welcome to...SDWF Wrestlemania...is...Jericho! all my Jerichoholics here tonight want to see the Ayotolla of Rock and Rolla win the first SDWF TV Title Match. I'm going to warn Scott Hall that I have been informed by the SDWF President that this match will be an I Quit Match. So that means when i slap on the Walls of Jericho you will tap out and Never...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver be the same again." The n-W-o echoes throught the arena and the Wolfpac music hits. Scott Hall glides through the entryway, and flashes the Wolfpac sign to the crowd. "Hey Yo. You know something, Y2J, you talk about an I Quit match. Well I say don't sing it, bring it. The pac has arrived in the SDWF, and we're here to stay, chico." Hall walks down into the ring and the bell sounds. Hall takes his toothpick and chucks it at Y2J. Y2J responds with a dropkick, knocking Hall to the floor. Jericho pummels Hall for a few minutes, until Hall gets a low blow while the referree is distracted. Hall puts the Fallaway slam on Y2J and paintbrushes his hair as he's down. "C'mon ya little monkey" Hall tells Y2J as he's down on the mat. Scott slams Y2J back down and then kicks him outside the ring. Hall throws Y2J into the steel stairs and then throws him into the crowd. They brawl for a few minutes, and then Hall sends Y2J back to ringside. Hall tries to throw Y2J into the ring pole, but Y2J reverses it and sends Hall into the pole. Y2J throws Hall back into the ring and does a moonsault off the second rope. He then goes up to the top of the turnbuckle and prepares to splash Hall. But at the last second, Hall puts his knees up and Y2J is sent reeling to the mat. Hall signals to the crowd for the end. Hall picks up Y2J and puts him in an Outsiders Edge. Hall goes for the pin but realizes it's an I Quit Match. He picks up Y2J to put him in a submission maneuver, but Y2J picks up Hall and power bombs him three times, the third time into the Walls of Jericho. Hall tries to get to the ropes, but is an incredible amount of pain. Hall screams I Quit, and the referee calls for the bell and awards Y2J the TV belt. As Y2J is celebrating, Jeff Jarrett enters the ring. JJ smashes his guitar over Y2J's head and then picks him up. Kevin Nash arrives and puts the jacknife power bomb on Y2J. Hall stands up and tells Y2J to suck it. JJ gets the spray paint, and Scott Hall sprays nWo onto the back of Y2J. The nWo leaves to a chorus of boos, and the nWo music hits as the band exits the ring.
Winner and first TV Champ : Y2J
The only woman and the Women's Champ
-The nWo music hits and Stephanie McMahon steps into the ring. Stephanie has the SDWF Women's Championship around her waist. She steps in the ring and grabs the mike. "I am the first SDWF Women's Champion because there is no other woman who can beat me in the SDWF. My new man, Jeff Jarrett, has assured me a long title reign. Any of you girls in the audience got what it takes, bring it on!" A young woman jumps over the guard rail and grabs a microphone. "I'm Torrie, and I could kick your whore ass any day." The fans begin to chant SLUT SLUT SLUT and Torrie slides in the ring and the match begins.
2. SDWF Women's Championship
Stephanie McMahon v. Torrie
The bell sounds, and the cat fight begins. The drunken fans chant "We want puppies" throughout the match. Stephanie and Torrie bring out the claws, and Stephanie pulls at Torrie's hair. Torrie gives Stephanie a quick right, and slaps Stephanie in a piledriver. Torrie goes to the top rope and does a headbutt off the top rope to Stephanie! Torrie is going to be the new champion! Torrie gets the cover, but Scott Hall has the referee distracted outside the ring. Jarrett is back in with another nWo guitar! He bashes Torrie over the head and yells "Take that Slapslut!" JJ puts Stephanie on top of Torrie and slides out of the ring. Hall sends the ref back in to pound out a three count on Torrie. Stephanie wins, and JJ lifts her into the air in celebration as the nWo music hits. Hall hands Stephanie the spray paint, and stephanie sprays nWo on the back of Torrie.
Winner and first Women's Champ: Stephanie McMahon
3. SDWF Hardcore Championship
Dude Love v. Road Dogg
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"Oh you didn't know? Your ass better callllllllll somebody!" Road Dogg walks through the entryway and flashes the DX sign to the crowd. From behind, Dude Love comes running up to Dogg with a two by four. Dude smashes it over the back of Dogg, and the match begins. Dude immediately takes Dogg into the fans. Dude begins to pummel Dogg with anything he can get his hands on. Dude chokes Dogg with cables. Dude uses chairs and bats to beat down Dogg. Dude does a hippie dance and does a hippie sign to the crowd. Even with his tie dye attire, Mick proves he is the king of Hardcore. Dude has the advantage until a crazy fan hits Dude in the head with a crowbar. Security proceeds to break the fan's knee caps while Dogg takes Dude to the parking lot. Dogg throws Dude into a couple of beer kegs, and one of the kegs lands on Dude. Dogg gets an iron and nails Dude. Why the hell was there an iron in the parking lot? Dogg continues to pummel Dude with poles and spare tires. Dogg takes Dude to a garbage truck. Dogg power bombs Dude onto the window of the truck, smashing it open. Dogg gets the pin, but somehow Dude kicks out. Dude is busted open from the glass shards from the truck window. Road Dagg does a Doggie style into the garbage. Inside, the referee can't see the pin so Dogg has to throw a bloody full of garbage Dude out of the truck. Dogg hops out but gets hit in the nuts with a tire iron by Dude. Dude puts the Mandinble Claw on Dogg. As Dogg squeals like a pig, HHH arrives and hits Dude in the back of a head with a hammer. HHH brings Dude to the top of the garbage truck. HHH pedigrees Dude from the top of the truck to the cement lot below. HHH puts Dogg on top for the pin, and Dogg picks up the three count. HHH and Dogg give each other a DX high five , and leave the bloody Dude Love laying out cold.
Winner and first Hardcore Champ : Road Dogg
4. SDWF United States Championship
X-Pac v. Rikishi
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The DX video hits as X-Pac comes to the ring. His usual explosions go off as he does his in ring taunts. X-Pac grabs the mike and starts ranting. "DX is in the hizzouse, and let me just say that this match against Rikishi is not a physical mismatch. I will beat his big fat wrinkled ass all night and then take my U.S. belt home to polish it". The lights go out, and Rikishi's music begins to play. The fans clap along with the beat as Rikishi enters. The match starts right away with Rikishi pounding away on X-Pac. X-Pac is pummeled for a few minutes, and Rikishi toys with the little man. Rikishi does a one handed press slam on X-Pac, and then he picks him up and throws him outside. Rikishi pulls out his sunglasses from his thong and puts them on. Rikishi dances in the middle of the match to the crowd's delight. X-pac gets up behind Rikishi and gives him a low blow while Rikishi is doing the robot. X-pac shows everyone his agility by heel kicking Rikishi and then splashing him off the top rope. X-pac gets his blows in for a few more minutes, and then places Rikishi sitting in the turnbuckle. X-Pac goes for the Bronco Buster, but Rikishi stands up, grabs X-Pac and power bombs him. Rikishi puts X-Pac in the corner and Rikishi puts a Bronco Buster on X-Pac. Rikishi then places his ugly ass in the face of the half dead X-Pac. Rikishi picks up X-Pac, who "accidentaly" kicks the ref as he's being picked up. Rikishi puts his sitdown piledriver on X-Pac, but the Road Dagg arrives. Road Dogg nails Rikishi with his Hardcore Title and then puts him in a Doggie Style on the belt. X-Pac stands up and puts the X Factor on rikishi. Road Dogg wakes up the ref and X-Pac gets the one-two-three. What an upset! X-Pac and Dogg celebrate together, but Rikishi gets up and pummels both of the Degenerates. Both DXers get a sitdown piledriver, and Rikish puts on his glasses and dances one more time for the fans.
Winner and First U.S. Champ-X-Pac
5.SDWF Intercontinental Championship
Kurt Angle v. Kevin Nash
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The Olympic style music hits and the hero of the SDWF arrives. Kurt Angle walks out, with a mike as usual. "Every person in this audience can now stand up and cheer. The true hero is here, and that's me. Everyone knows that I am the pinnacle of greatness and am truly Intercontinental. After travelling around the world, I've found that i get much more respect from most countries I visit. Yet, from my home country, I get none. It's true, it's true. Now, the nWo doesn't have the three I's. They hit women with guitars and vandalize with spray paint. It is up to me, the true hero, to bring the Intercontinental Belt to your hero. Thank You." the nWo Wolfpac theme begins to play, and Big Sexy walks through the entryway. "Wolfpac in the house!!!!! You know something, Kurt Angle, you talk like you care about these people. These people mean nothing to me. Now Kurt, I'll be happy to kick your ass for you and send your spandex wearing ass back to the amateurs. Because you aren't nWo, and everybody knows if you don't run with the pac you're hunted by the pac." Nash enters the ring and the match begins. Angle gets a few impressive maneuvers off. Nash rebounds with a knee to the midsetion. Nash throws Angle into the corner and mesures him. He then does a long foot choke on Angle. Nash proceeds to demolish Angle. Nash side slams Angle and goes for the pin, but Angle kicks out at two and a half. Angle gets back into the match with an eye rake. Angle puts Nash in various submission maneuvers for several minutes. Angle tries for his Olympic slam, but Nash gets out of the way. Frustrated, Angle exits the ring and grabs the Intercontinental belt. Angle hits nash with the belt in the face. He pins Nash, but Nash barely gets the shoulder up. Nash throws Angle to the ropes and puts the big boot on Angle. Nash signals to the crowd. Nash picks up Angle and jackknife power bombs him. Nash pins Angle 1,2,3. Nash holds up the Intercontinental Title, and leaves the ring. Scott Hall and JJ meet Nash halfway up the ramp and give him the Wolfpac sign.
Winner and First IC Champ-Kevin Nash
6. SDWF World Championship
Triangle Match
Jeff Jarrett v. the Rock v. HHH
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The main event starts with JJ's music hitting. JJ comes down with another nWo guitar. JJ grabs the mike. "Looks like I'm in slapnuts country one more time. I am the Chosen One, and I will be the NEW SDWF World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, I'm gonna celebrate with the Outsiders and Stephanie in style." The Rock's music hits, and the fans stand. The Rock enters the ring and gets on the turnbuckle, mike in hand. "Finally, the Rock, has come back to the SDWF! JJ, you come out and try to impress the Rock with your slapnuts talk. What the hell is a slapnuts anyway?" JJ answers, "Well, I'll tell you slappy, it's..." "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT A SLAPNUTS IS! The Rock says that you are a jabroni. In front of the millions, and millions of the Rock's fans, The Rock is gonna take that guitar, tune it up real nice, turn that sunvbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! Then the Rock will pin both you and that piece of monkey crap HHH. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL....What the Rock......is cookin." The Game's music plays, and HHH steps out. HHH wastes no time, and flies in the ring. The match goes back and forth betweeen the three, and JJ uses whatever tactics he can to take out HHH and Rock. The fans are stunned, as JJ takes six or seven minutes to beat the hell out of both the Rock and HHH. JJ puts both men down and goes to get his guitar. The Rock blocks the guitar shot and grabs the guitar from JJ. Rock smashes JJ over the head with his guitar. He picks up JJ and puts him in a Rock Bottom. HHH lets Rock pin JJ since the match is elimination style. HHH attacks Rock and goes for a pedigree. Rock reverses it and sends HHH to the mat. Rock then picks up HHH and hits him with right hands, spitting in his hand before the last slap. Rock does a spinebuster and sets up HHH for the Most Electryfing move in Sports Entertainment, The People's Elbow. The fans go wild as Rock puts the move on HHH. Rock goes for the pin, but HHH miraculously kicks out! HHH gets brass knuckles from his tights and decks the Rock. HHH slaps the Pedigree on the Rock. 1...2...3! HHH is the first ever SDWF World Champion! The Rock gets up and beats the hell out of HHH until HHH slithers out of the ring. HHH celebrates with his fellow Degenerates X-Pac and Road Dogg.
Winner and first World Champ : HHH
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