DDP v. Grandmasta Sexay
The Self High Five is heard in the arena, and Diamond Dallas Page comes to the entryway and signals the Diamond Cutter for all the fans. The fans applaud Page and chant "DDP, DDP" Dallas slides into the ring and calls out Grandmasta Sexay. "Hey, jacked up monkey boy, you wanna mess with me I guarantee you you are gonna feel the BANG!" Grandmasta Sexay's music hits, and he comes running down to the ring. The two men hook up and the bell sounds. DDP pounds away on Grandmasta Sexay, and he does a spinning clothesline on him. DDP kicks at the downed Grandmasta Sexay, and heads to the top rope. DDP does a flying knee drop on Sexay, and goes for a pin. He picks up a 1..2..but Sexay kicks out. DDP puts Sexay in a sleeper, but Sexay gives DDP a mule kick to the groin. Sexay dances and then chokes out DDP. Sexay picks up DDP and slams him back to the mat with a high stalling vertical suplex. Sexay heads to the top rope for a Hip Hop Drop, but DDP moves out of the way at the last second. DDP goes for a Diamond Cutter on Sexay, but Sexay shoves him into the ref and into the ropes. The ref takes a second to recover as Grandmasta pulls out a wrench and hits DDP right in the face with it. Grandmasta throws the wrench out of the ring and pins DDP. The ref turns around and counts 1..2..3. Grandmasta Sexay's arm is raised in victory, and he leaves the ring as the winner.
Winner: Grandmasta Sexay
SDWF Cruiserweight Championship Match
Y2J Chris Jericho v. Psychosis
Y2J's music hits, and he comes to the entryway, mic in hand. "Welcome to, World War III is Jericho! Where tonight, the Ayotollah of Rock and Rolla will become the new SDWF Cruiserweight Champion, adding that to my already long list of championships held. I promise you after I beat Pychotic sissy I will never EEEEEEEEVER lose the Cruiserweight belt, jerky." Psychosis's music hits, and he comes down to the ring with the SDWF Cruiserweight Championship around his waist. He gets in the ring, and the match begins. Psycosis hits a spring board cross body block on Y2J immediately after the bell sounds. Psycosis picks up Y2J and snapmare DDT's him to the mat. Psycosis shouts a Spanish phrase to the fans, who boo him. Psycosis turns around and Y2J is in his face. Y2J punches Psicosis several times. Y2J sends Psicosis into the ropes and does a bulldog on him. Y2J picks up Psicosis and puts him in a tiger driver pinfall combination. The referee counts 1..2.. but Psycosis kicks out. Psycosis puts a hurricanrana on Y2J, and heads to the top rope. Psicosis goes for the Guillotine Leg Drop, but Y2J moves out of the way at the last second. Y2J gets up and slaps the Walls of Jericho on Psicosis. Psicosis taps out, giving us a new SDWF Cruiserweight Champion.
Winner and new SDWF Cruiserweight Champ: Y2J
As Y2J stands celebrating his title in the ring, some strange music hits. The fans look at the entryway to see who it is, and it turns out to be "Above Average" Mike Sanders. Mike Sanders stands at the entryway alone and stares down Y2J. "Y2J, I bet you never EEEEEEVER expected me to be here. Well, I'm sure none of these SDWF Cheez Whiz sucking trailer trash individuals expected it either. All I have to say is you are an excuse for a Cruiserweight Champion, and I am challenging you to a match against me, a seasoned verteran, for that belt at Raw is Nitro #17. I guess at Raw is Nitro #17, you are going to be SOL. And you know what that means." Y2J answers, "Yeah, it means Mike Sandpaper, that at Raw is Nitro #17 you will be beaten within an inch of your life."
SDWF Television Title Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Ike
Ike is the first man to the ring. He walks down the aisle with his Hardcore Tag title on his left shoulder as he slaps the hands of his adoring fans. He slides into the rings as sparks begin to fly. Ike grabs a mic and throws the ring announcer out of the ring. Ike: "Van Dam, you are looking at the newest main attraction in sports enteraintment today. You are looking at a man who did not only beat you a few weeks ago, but will pummel you within an inch of your life tonight, so that I may call myself the SDWF Tv Champ. So, Chump come on out here so I can give you an ass kicking you will never forget. Cause you are going to get the FINAL CUT! Deal with it!!!" Van Dam wastes no time running to the ring. He slides in and ducks a running clothesline from Ike. Van Dam counters with a front dropkick, but Ike holds onto the ropes and goes for a bridged roll up on RVD. RVD reverses and is able to get to his feet and has Ike set for a Piledriver. Ike out muscles and wraps his legs around RVD's neck and lands a Hurricaranna into a pin, but RVD rolls him over for only a two count. Both men get up to there feet quickly and Van Dam applauds his work. Ike and RVD grapple and Ike is able to over power RVD and picks him up into a military press , but RVD slides off and dropkicks Ike to his knees. Van Dam quickly applies the Mexican Surfboard, but Ike will not give up. Ike lays in the ring in pain as Van Dam sets a table outside the ring, and grabs a chair. Van Dam throws the chair to Ike, and goes for the Van Daminator, but misses. Ike hops over Van Dam's two consecutive sweeps, and drops the chair and nails Van Dam with a Bear Hug Slam, that sends Van Dam into the chair. Van Dam sprawls around the ring hurt, as Ike picks up Van Dam. He hooks one arm and hops onto the top turnbuckle. Van Dam is able to shake the ropes and Ike falls straight through the table on the floor. Van Dam drags Ike into the middle of the ring and hits a Five Star Frog Splash, but can only get a two count. RVD is going nuts as Ike slowly gets to his feet. RVD goes to kick Ike, but Ike grabs RVD's leg and lands a Mandara Heri. Ike throws Van Dam into the ropes, and out of nowhere hits a triple jump dropkick. Ike signals for the FINAL CUT. He hits it, but can only get a two count. He looks around as Van Dam is slumped into a corner. Ike is signalling for the ultimate humilation he can give Van Dam. He goes outside the ring and he hits the Van Terminator. Van Dam isn't moving as Ike gets the pin and is the new Tv champ.
New SDWF Tv Champ: Ike
Doyle makes his way down to the ring as Ike holds up both of his titles. Doyle gets into the ring and him and Ike begin to argue. Ike looks confused as Doyle shoves him. Ike tries to ease things, but Doyle shoves him again. Ike drops both titles and the two ensue in a fist fight. Both men are stumbling around after a few minutes of swinging left and right. Doyle turns and is hit with a Van Terminator from Van Dam. Van Dam begins pummeling on Doyle as Ike slides out of the ring with his two belts. Van Dam gets up and grabs a mic. Van Dam: "I don't miss, Ike. I wasn't after you. I was after your little girlfriend. And you brought her straight to me. So you owe me. Raw is Nitro, you will dismantle Doyle, or I will dismantle you!!!"
Ike shakes his head as he walks to the dressing room area.
SDWF Intercontinental Iron Barb Wire Ladder Man Match
Simon Diamond vs. Tommy Dreamer
Simon makes his way to the ring with his valet Dawn Marie to the Company music. Simon grabs a mic and looks around as they boo him.
Simon: "Everyone listen up! Simon has had enough of these games. You got movie star wanna-bes, amateur main attractions, but you don't give the real athlete a chance. Well tonight, Simon, shows everyone what kind of wrestler Simon is. See, Simon Sez this maybe a match you are in love with Dreamer, since it uses all the items you have trademarked in the wrestling world. Barbwire, tables, you name it, its here Dreamer. But you can't beat Simon in an Iron Man match, and let me tell you. After I break you in the first six seconds these people won't need to watch me pound on you for another half hour to see that Simon is the truest of true champions. And that is how you Solve a Problem!!!" Dreamer wastes no time coming out to the ring. Diamond kicks Dreamer in the gut and goes for a DDT, but Dreamer shoves him into the ropes and leap frogs him. Dreamer turns around and dropkicks Diamond straight in the face. Diamond falls through the ropes and holds his face as Dreamer applauds the effort. Dreamer looks at his hand and yells looks like you can't beat me in six seconds! Diamond gets in the ring and locks up with Dreamer. Dreamer put Diamond into a headlock, which is reverse into a side back drop. Simon slides out of the ring and grabs the ladder. He throws it into the ring as Dreamer slowly gets up. Simon geos to throws Dreamer into the ropes, but Dreamer reverses and lands a drop toe hold that sends Simon's face into ladder. Simon is busted up and Dreamer does his old ECW taunt. Dreamer sets Simon on the tree of woe and sets the ladder on Simon. Dreamer stands in the opposite corner before taking off to land a front dropkick to Simon's skull. Simon shakes involuntarily on the tree of woe as Dreamer drops him off of it. Dreamer goes for a cover, but can only get a two count. Dreamer sets Simon up for a Dreamer driver, but Simon reverses it and is able to get a three count. Simon is in a daze as he gets to his feet. Dreamer turns him around and kicks him in the gut. He lands the Dreamer DDT, and gets the three count. Simon isn't moving as Dreamer goes out of the ring. From out of nowhere Marie hits Dreamer in the back of the head with a steel chair. Dreamer turns aound and Dawn is in the ring. Dreamer grabs her as Simon gets to his feet. Simon turns Dreamer around and is able to land the Simon Series on the steel chair. Simon quickly goes for the cover and gets the three count. Simon asks the ref how much time, before Dawn comes back with the barbed wire. Simon wraps the wire around Dreamer and begins to choke him out with it. Dreamer fights back and hits Simon with a Piledriver. Dreamer begins to wrap the wire around his hand and begins to pound away on Simon's skull. Simon is busted wide open now, and Dreamer is loving it. Dreamer sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it. Dawn again interferes and pushes the ladder down. The ladder hits Simon and Dreamer straddles the ropes on the opposite side. Simon slowly gets to his feet and pulls Dreamer into the ring. He sets Dreamer up for the Simonizer and nails it. Simon doesn't go for the pin and sets the ladder up. Five minutes remain as Simon climbs the ladder. He is inches from the title as Dreamer shoves the ladder. Simon is dangling over the ring, holding onto the title as Dreamer tugs on Simon's foot. Simon pulls the title down and Dreamer kicks Simon and hits him with the Tommy Hawk. Dreamer gets a three count. As he celebrates in his pinfall, Simon rolls up Dreamer and pulls the tights to get the last pinfall. Simon hand is raised at the end of the match as the winner and new IC champ. Dreamer doesn't understand. The two men were tied in pinfalls, and Dreamer just bashes away on Simon with his barbwired hand. Dawn grabs the title and runs for it.
New SDWF IC Champ: Simon Diamond
Olympic Hero Title Triple Threat Match
Lance Storm vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. X-Pac
The Chosen One's music plays and Jarrett makes his way out to the ring with a guitar in hand. He grabs a mic and stands around seriously, mocking Lance Storm. Jarrett: "If I could be serious for a moment, I have something I would like to get off my chest. Lance Storm is no more then the lowest slap ass I have ever had to get in the ring with. That Slap Ass Van Dam was better competition then this piece of trash. Well, Storm, after I hit you with the SMASH HIT, you will chew on this you Canadian Slap Ass. My Boot! No hit my music you slap ass! The Canadian National Anthem plays and Storm runs out to the ring and the match gets under way. Storm hits Jarrett with a springboard missle dropkick that put Jarrett to the mat. Storm nails Jarrett with a arm drag take down and wrenches back on his arm. Jarrett slowly get to his feet and reverses the hold into an arm hammer lock. Jarrett gets set for the STROKE, but Storm fights out and nails Jarrett with a stalling back body drop. Jarrett slowly gets to his feet and Storm dropkicks Jarrett in the face. Jarrett slowly gets into a corner and his begging with Storm. Storm goes to grab Jarrett, but Jarrett pulls Storm into the turnbuckle. Storm stumbles around and Jarrett quickly takes him down with a short arm clothesline. Jarrett applies a neck wrench and Storm looks out. The ref raises his hand twice and it falls. On the third Storm is able to fight up to his feet and elbows Jarrett in the ribs. Jarrett releases the hold, and Storm hops off the ropes and Jarrett counter by grabbing Storm by his head and sending him over the top rope. Storm hits the outside mat as Jarrett holds his ribs. Storm is slow to get up as Jarrett goes out to get him. Storm and Jarrett pound on each other outside the ring, sending each other into the guardrail and steel steps. Storm, slides into the ring, but Jarrett is quicker then Storm and nails him with a shin breaker. Jarrett doesn't let go of the leg and continues to land consecutive shin breakers. Storm spins and lands an enzurgi out of nowhere that sends both Jarrett and Storm to the mat. Jarrett gets up first and puts Storm down with a DDT. Jarrett calls for it, and puts Storm in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Storm is screaming in pain as he slowly gets to the ropes. As Storm gets to the ropes X-Pac makes his way down to the ring slowly. Storm gets to the ropes and waits for Jarrett. Jarrett turns after arguing with the ref, and Storm applies the Canadian Maple Leaf. Storm has Jarrett in the middle of the ring and he looks ready to tap. X-Pac out of nowhere gets in the ring and kicks Storm and nails the X-Factor. Jarrett rolls out of the ring holding his leg in pain as X-Pac gets the three count and the win.
Winner and new SDWF Olympic Hero Champion: X-Pac
SDWF Tag Team Championship Match
Kevin Nash and the Big Show v. the Harris Brothers
The Kliq music hits, and the Big Show and Kevin Nash come down to the ring together with the tag belts on their shoulders. Nash has a mic. "Wolfpac and the Kliq in the House!!!! You know Show, these Harris Brothers are nothing but Corporate hicks that can't wrestle. Let's end this match quick so we can go get some dinner. The Wolfpac will dine on your bones as an appetizer, because we are just...too....SWEEEEEEEET!" The Harris Brothers music hits, and they run down to the ring ready for battle. Nash and Show begin to beat down on the twins. Nash knees Ron Harris in the corner as Show headbutts Heavy D in another. Nash foot chokes Ron in the corner, and Show elbows Heavy D repeatedly. Nash gives Ron the Snake Eyes, as Big Show body press slams Heavy D. Nash signals for the jacknife as Show signals for the choke slam. Show grabs Heavy D by the throat, but he rakes Show's eyes. Ron low blows Nash, sending him to the mat. Heavy D throws Show into the ropes, and both Harris Brothers prepare for an H Bomb. However, the Harris Brothers cannot pick up the massive Big Show. Show blocks the H Bomb and double head butts the Harris Brothers. Nash gets back up, and jacknife power bombs Heavy D as the Show choke slams Big Ron. Both Harris Brothers are pinned for a 1..2..3. The Kliq celebrates its victory.
Winners and still SDWF Tag Team Champs: Nash and Show
no 1 contender for the SDWF Six Man Tag Team Championship at Raw is Nitro #17
Hollywood Hogan, Sting, and the Rock v. Three Count
The Kliq music hits, and Hogan, Sting, and the Rock make their way down to the ring. Rock has a mic. "Finally, the Kliq, has come back to the SDWF! Now, it is time for the Rock to head down a pathway he has never gone down before. That path is the path to the SDWF Six Man Tag Team Championship. Along with the Rock's Kliq brothers Sting and Hollywood Hogan, the Rock is gonna layeth the smacketh down on these Backstreet Boys wannabes!! IF YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!" Sting gets the mic. "It's showtime folks, WHOOOOO!" Hogan grabs the mic. "Just wanted to add real quick dude, that when you are nWo/DX Kliq, you know you are in it 4-LIFE!" Three Count's music hits, and they stop at the entryway. Shannon Moore has a mic. "You know, you Kliq boys think you are all such huge superstars. That may be true in the singles wrestling world, but in the six man tag team world you guys, just like anyone else, will go down for the Three Count." The match begins with Evan Karagias and Hollywood Hogan. Hogan rakes Karaigas's back, and gives him a body slam. Hogan tags in Sting, and Sting puts a Stinger Splash on Karagias. Sting bulldogs Karagias, and tags in the Rock. The Rock puts Karaigas in a Samoan Drop. The Rock sends Karaigas into the ropes and puts him in a Sidewalk Slam, and goes for the nWo People's Elbow. Sting and Hollywood fight Moore and Helms outside the ring, and the Rock hits the nWo People's Elbow and pins Karaigas for a 1..2..3. The Kliq leaves victorious.
Winners: Hogan, Sting, and the Rock
SDWF Women's Tag Team Championship Mud Wrestling Match
Stephanie McMahon and Gorgeous George v. Francine and Trish Stratus
The Kliq music hits, and the women's tag champs head down to the ring with the SDWF Women's Tag Titles. Stephanie has a mic. "I know all the males in this audience want to see this mud wrestling match, but I just want to let everyone know that if you cheer when that tramp Trish comes down to the ring in her bikini, I will personally bitch slap each and every one of you. Trish is the ugliest woman in the world, and she repulses me. Just the idea of touching her makes me wretch!" Stephanie and Gorgeous George get into the mud pit, where they begin to get wild with each other while awaiting their opponents. They begin to caress each other and kiss each other's lips as the fans cheer. From behind, Francine and Trish arrive to stop the two bi lovers and attack them. Trish tosses Stephanie around in the mud, and Gorgeous George slaps away at Trish. The fans cheer wildly as the four women wrestle each other in the mud. Trish slips in the mud and hits her head on the side of the mud pool. Stephanie takes advantage and pins Trish for a 1..2..3. Stephanie and Gorgeous George lay out Francine with the Women's Tag titles, and they spank each other in celebration as they leave muddy from head to toe with their SDWF Women's Championship.
Winners and still SDWF Women's Tag Champions: Stephanie and Gorgeous George
SDWF Hardcore Championship Battle Royal
Participants: Crash Holly, Goldberg, HHH, Macho Man Randy Savage, Damien, The Undertaker, Scott Hall, Kanyon, Kid Kash, Tajiri, Bossman, Doyle, Raven, Rhino, the Wall, Norman Smiley, General Rection, Konnan, Mike Awesome, and Dude Love
Here is the order of pins, and every time a pin occurs, that person becomes the new SDWF Hardcore Champion.
1. Macho Man Randy Savage gets the first pin on Goldberg
2. Crash Holly pins Randy Savage
3. Norman Smiley pins Crash Holly
4. Kid Kash pins Norman Smiley
5. General Rection
6. The Wall
7. Rhino
8. Raven
9. Doyle
10. Scott Hall
11. Norman Smiley
12. Mike Awesome
13. Damien
Time expires, and the SDWF Hardcore Championship has changed hands 13 times. The winner is still the champ, and that man is Damien.
Winner of Battle Royal and new SDWF Hardcore Champion: Damien
Pink Slip on a Pole Match
Joel Hindman v. Mr. Guritz v. Paul Holle
The three announcers run down to the ring, and begin to battle each other. All of them suck, and the fans begin to boo as they are bored by the match. A lot of fans leave to go to the bathroom or get a beer. Stromboni comes down to the ring, and as the three losers fight, he climbs the pole and pulls off the pink slip. Stromboni hands it to Paul Holle, therefore giving him the win. The fans cheer when they come to the realization that the match is over and the three no talent interviewers are leaving.
Winner: Paul Holle
Triangle Ladder Match for total control of the SDWF
The Booker: Bulava vs. The Story writer: Stromboni vs. The SDWF President: The Prez
"Last Resort" hits and Bulava walks down to the ring with a steel chair in hand. The Company's Music hits and the Prez comes down to the ring ready for battle. Slipknot is heard as Stromboni joins the other two in the ring. Bulava intercepts Stromboni midway down the ramp and starts punching him. The Prez stands back and then grabs a ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Bulava throws Stromboni in the ring as the Prez scales the ladder. Bulava pushes the ladder and the Prez lands outside the ring. Bulava picks up the ladder just in time to get a drop kick to Stromboni. Stromboni goes to the top rope and does a guillotine leg drop on Bulava. He takes Bulava and suplexes him on to the ladder. The Prez then low blows Stromboni. Bulava and the Prez team up on Stromboni with a double face buster. The Bulava turns his back and the Prez knocks him out of the ring. The Prez sets up the ladder and scales it again. Stromboni climbs up the other side and slams the Prez's face into the ladder. The climbs to the top and reaches for the contract. The Prez pushes him off though. Bulava drop kicks the ladder and the Prez flies off and lands on the announcers table. Bulava sets up the ladder and then does a flying elbox drop on to the Prez knocking him and the Prez through the table. Stromboni gets up and climbs up the ladder. He looks to grab the contract, but he loses his balance. And lands on the other side of the ring. Bulava gets up and pulls another ladder out from under the ring. He sets them up next to each other in the ring. He then starts to climb them both. Stromboni and Prez grab a ladder and pull them out from Bulava. They set them back up and climb up together. The Prez grabs Stromboni and Russian Leg Sweeps him off the ladder. Bulava crawls out from the ladders and scrambles up the ladder, but also loses his balance. All three men are laid out on the mat. All three get up and the Prez and Stromboni double suplex Bulava. The Prez then levels Stromboni. He then starts to set up the ladders when Bulava recovers. He looks to attack the Prez and then they shake hands in the center of the ring. They take Stromboni and throw him out of the ring. The Prez sets up the ladder and holds it in place while Bulava climbs the ladder and takes the contract from the ring. He wins the match and total control over the SDWF.
Winner: The Booker: Bulava
SDWF Championship Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin v. Kurt Angle v. Justin Credible
Justin Credible's music hits, and he comes to the ring with a mic. "Hey, hick Austin, bring your fucking hick ass and your girlfriend and Olympic Chump Kurt Angle down to the ring right now so I can beat your asses. Because I'm not just the coolest, I'm not just the greatest, I'm JUST INCREDIBLE!" The Company music hits, and Austin and Angle walk to the rampway together. Angle has a mic. "Now Credible, what makes you think you can win this match when basically it's a handicap match? Oh it's true. Got anything to say Austin?" Austin only has the one finger salute for Justin Credible, and the two Company members fly down to the ring and begin to pound away on Credible. Austin stomps a mudhole in Credible, as Kurt taunts at the fans. Austin goes to get a beer to celebrate the match early, when suddenly inside the ring Credible grabs an unsuspecting Angle and lands him in a THAT'S INCREDIBLE. He pins Angle for a 1..2.. but Austin pulls the ref out of the ring. Austin gets in the ring and goes after Credible, but Credible blocks his punches and gives right hand after right hand to the champ. Angle is still down from the THAT'S INCREDIBLE. Credible picks up Austin and DDT's him hard onto the mat. Credible pulls Austin outside the ring and whips him into the ring steps. Credible stomps away at the downed Austin, and he slams Austin's head into the steel ring post. Credible takes Austin into the fans, and there they brawl as the SDWF fans stand and cheer. Angle stands up in the ring, and tries to get the ref to count them out. The ref begins a count out, but Credible sees it and hits Austin with a chair and runs towards the ring. Credible flies in the ring and goes after the poor Olympic Gold Medalist, elbowing him unmercifully. As Austin recovers on the outside, Credible signals for a THAT'S INCREDIBLE. Suddenly, Bulava, badly injured from his previous match, limps down to the ring with a ref shirt on. He orders the other ref to head to the back, and the other ref does in order to keep his job. Austin gets back in the ring, and gives Bulava a high five. Austin decks Credible from behind, and Angle and Austin once again go to work on Credible. Austin signals for it, and he flips Credible and puts him in the Stone Cold Stunner. He goes for the pin and Bulava counts 1..2.. but then Bulava flips off Austin!!!! Austin stands up and stares down Bulava, when Kurt Angle hits Austin in the back of the head with a sledgehammer that he had pulled from under the ring. Angle pins Austin and Bulava counts 1..2..3. Angle is the new SDWF Champion, and he and Bulava both mock flip off Austin again. They both leave the ring together, victorious in their putdown of Credible and their screwjob on Austin.
Winner and new SDWF Champion: Kurt Angle
