you go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.
When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold.
When you win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it.
If whenever you walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music"
If you carry a foreign object in your underwear. If you walk into church and slap people's hands while walking down the aisle.
If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers
When you keep flour in your underpants (just in case).
You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother".
You get hoarse on purpose so you can sound like the Macho Man.
You get kicked off the school wrestling team for chokeslamming your opponent.
You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music.
You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
You fenced in your bed, so it feels like being in a steel cage.
You throw your VCR away when you can't find Rick Steiner on your copy of "Gremlins".
Your best friend is a microphone.
You dress your dog up as a "Hulkamaniac".
You use the phrase "Too Sweet" more than 45 times daily.
You try to impress your friends by telling them Bobby Heenan jokes.
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