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*Opening Segment
-The show opens with James Vandenberg talking about a bunch of wrestlers, including Wrath, The Impact Players, and he also talked about the WWF and WCW competing with ECW.
-Joey Styles and Joel Gertner doing their usual routines. Gertner said some rude things, causing Cyrus to come out and threaten to beat his @$$. Joel said he'd fight Cyrus, but Cyrus didn't want to. Then Joel turned around and took a kick in the face from Cyrus.
*Match 1: Dusty Rhodes vs. Steve Corino
-Before this match, Steve Corino got on the mic and began insulting The Sandman's wife. Corino took a slap from her and he then attacked her along with Rhino. Sandman came in and saved her.
-Rhodes started this match in total control. Just a reminder, this was a Texas Bull Rope Match. Rhodes used the cow bell several times, he took Corino to the outside and into the crowd, where Jack Victory helped Steve Corino take control back. It was hard to see what was going on with all the fans around, but Rhodes came back and sent Corino back toward the ring. Victory helped out some more as Rhodes was busted open above his eye. They were back in the ring when Rhodes pulled on the bull rope while Corino was on the ropes, sending Corino face first into a chair. Corino put a chair in the corner and tried to charge Rhodes into it, but Rhodes moved and Corino hit head first. They brought a second cow bell in and the referee helped Rhodes tape it to Corino's head. Rhodes then hit Corino in the bell with a chair. Rhodes dropped the Bionic Elbow for the win.
Winner: Dusty Rhodes.
*Dangerous Alliance vs. Danny Doring and Road Kill
-Before this match, Cyrus announced that The Sandman would be forced to forfeit his match in the TV title tournament, putting Rhino into the finals.
-Big Sal and Little Guido cut a promo in the back.
-Lou E. Dangerously got on the mic and told everyone to shut up while he's talking.
-CW Anderson and Road Kill started it off. Road Kill slammed Anderson down hard, but couldn't get the pin. He then powerslammed him near the corner and dropped an elbow off the ropes. Beautiful Billy Wiles got the tag, as well did Doring. All four men got in the ring and Doring took his opponents out. Doring then flew over the top and nailed CW Anderson on the outside. Billy Wiles slammed Doring down and tagged Anderson who chicken wing slammed Doring. Anderson put Doring in the corner and chopped, then Doring reversed, but Anderson took him down again. Wiles got the tag back and took over on Doring. He tagged Anderson back in and they double-teamed Danny Doring. Doring did what Jeff Jarrett calls The Stroke on Anderson, and then he tagged Road Kill who destroyed both of his opponents. Anderson sent Road Kill over the top rope to the floor. Anderson superkicked Doring but couldn't pin him. Doring hit his finishing move on Anderson, but Wiles broke it up. Doring dropped a leg from the top, but Electra crotched Road Kill, Anderson drilled Doring with a spinebuster and got the win.
Winners: The New Dangerous Alliance.
-The Impact Players cut a promo in the back.
*Match 3: Kid Cash vs. Mike Awesome
-Simon Diamond got on the mic and got interupted by Mike Awesome and Judge Jeff Jones. Awesome said that Cash and Diamond could stay in the ring and die, or leave and live. Diamond left, but Kid Cash stayed and got beat up rather badly. Cash had Awesome on the outside and nailed him with a cross body from the top. Jeff Jones came in and got taken out. Cash Frankensteinered Awesome, but he then took an Awesome Clothesline, followed by an Awesome Bomb. Awesome brought a table into the ring and put Kid Cash on it. Awesome climbed the turnbuckles, and Cash tried to stop him, but Awesome picked him up and Awesome Bombed him off the top rope through the table for the win.
Winner: Mike Awesome.
*Match 4: Chris Chetti and Nova vs. Jeto and Geto
-Jeto and Geto (I hope that's how you spell their names) had control early, but Nova used the "sledge-a-matic" to take Geto down. Chetti got the tag but soon tagged Nova back in. Jeto got the tag and began chopping back and forth with Chetti on the outside. Chetti was taken down on the outside, Nova was double-teamed and almost choked out until Chetti saved him. Jeto began chopping Nova in the corner and crotched him on the top. He then belly-to-back superplexed Nova, but couldn't get the pin. Geto came in and took a powerbomb from Nova. Nova tagged Chetti as Jeto ran in. Chetti suplexed both of his opponents. Nova gave Jeto the greatest superkick I've ever seen. Jeto super powerbombed Nova, but Chetti made the save. Nova Senton Bombed Jeto, as Geto frogged splashed Chetti. Chetti hit his finishing move on Geto and came off the top with Nova on top of Geto for the win.
Winners: Nova and Chris Chetti.
-Lou E. Dangerously cut a promo with The New Alliance and Electra. Electra talked about Paul Heyman, Doring, and Road Kill.
*Match 5: Little Guido vs. Super Crazy
-This match was to decide who would face Rhino in the finals of the World Television Title Tournament.
-Little Guido did not wait for the opening bell as he went right after Crazy. Both men were on the outside as Crazy Asai Moonsaulted Guido. Crazy went back in the ring and got nailed bye Guido as he came off the top rope. Crazy took Guido down and Guido rolled to the outside. Guido put Crazy in an arm bar and went back in the ring. Sal sent Crazy back in and Guido attempted to hit Crazy with a chair, but Crazy got the chair and hit Guido in the head with it. Crazy came off the top and nailed Guido in the head with the chair again. Crazy had Guido in the corner, Sal tried to charge Crazy, but he moved and Sal ran into Guido. Sal then held Crazy for Guido and Guido whipped him with a belt. Crazy DDTed Guido and picked up the belt. Guido stopped him and drove Crazy's face into the mat with his leg. Crazy was on a table, Guido stood on Sal's shoulders and dropped an elbow, but Crazy moved and Guido went through the table. Crazy took Sal down and powerbombed Guido through what was left of the table. Crazy then executed a moonsault, followed by a brainbuster, followed by the 1,2,3 to advance to the finals of the tournament.
Winner: Super Crazy.
-Styles and Cyrus talked a little.
*Match 6: Kintaro of FMW vs. Balls Mahoney
-Kintaro took control early and hit a Senton splash from the top on Balls. Balls came back and used the Ball Breaker, followed by a frog splash. Kintaro superplexed Balls and hit him with a chair. Balls hit the Nut Cracker on the chair for the win. The Baldies came in and attacked Balls. They put Balls on a table as Grimes came off the top and drilled him through it with a somerault.
Winner: Balls Mahoney
-New Jack then came out. New Jack out the Baldies with all his weapons. He put a Sony Playstation on the balls of one of the Baldies and hit it with a crutch, then he hit that Baldie with a guitar. Grimes came in and beat on New Jack. Grimes used a pizza slicer and grated it across the head of New Jack. New Jack then hit Grimes with a snow shovel, but Grimes low blowed him and sent him to the outside. They fought into the crowd as Grimes grabbed a table. Grimes began hitting New Jack in the head with something and busted him open. He put New Jack on a table, and put another one on top of him. Grimes climbed a scaffolding, then New Jack followed him up. Grimes went for a powerbomb but took a low blow from New Jack. Both men fell from the scaffolding. New Jack fell through the table, but I think Grimes missed and landed on New Jack. Just so you guys know, they were very high up and this looked very real. Both men needed help to leave.
*Match 7: The Impact Players vs. Dreamer and Tanaka vs. Raven and Awesome
-The Impact Players came out first and spoke briefly.
-Raven and Mike Awesome came running out, Awesome leaped over the top rope and nailed both Storm and Credible.
-Tommy Dreamer and Masato Tanaka came out.
-This match was all over the place and very hard to keep up with, with all six men involved at the same time. Anyway, I'm trying my best here. Raven bulldogged Dreamer head first into the corner of a table, and then he sent Dreamer's face through the table with a drop-toe-hold. Tanaka belly-to-back suplexed Awesome through the table and hit him with an elbow for the pin. Raven and Awesome were eliminated, guaranteeing new tag team champions.
-Justin Credible and Dreamer were the legal men, as Credible DDTed him down and tagged Lance Storm. Storm executed a jaw breaker and a standing dropkick on Dreamer. Storm tagged Justin back in, Justin took Dreamer back down and began double-teaming him with Storm. Dreamer got the tag to Tanaka. Tanaka stunned both Jason and Storm, but Credible stopped him from winning the belts. Credible hit Dreamer with the cane, Tanaka hit the Diamond Dust on Credible, but took a piledriver from Storm. The Impact Players used a stuff piledriver on Dreamer to take the match and the titles. Cyrus got in the ring and celebrated with the new champions. Cyrus introduced Rhino.
Winners: The Impact Players.
-Cyrus continued to talk about how Rhino would get become the new TV champ, because the network wanted it that way. Paul Heyman came out and said he's sick of the network, then Joel Gertner said he wanted more of Cyrus.
*Match 8: Rhino vs. Super Crazy
-Super Crazy came running out and took control early on Rhino. Rhino sent him over the steel guard rail on the outside. Rhino set up a table, he brought Crazy back in and fought with him some more. Rhino then picked Crazy up over his head, and he threw him over the top rope through the table. Rhino sent Crazy back in but couldn't pin him, he then powerbombed Crazy but still couldn't pin him. Rhino set up another table, this one in the corner. Rhino charged Crazy, but Crazy leap frogged over him and Rhino went head first through the table. Crazy came off the top with a cross body, but that wasn't enough. Rhino clotheslined Crazy. Crazy DDTed Rhino, he moonsaulted him twice, went for a third, and hit the referee. Yoshihiro Tajiri came in and attacked Crazy. Rob Van Dam came to the ring. RVD put Rhino face first through a table, Crazy nailed Rhino with a moonsault, and he got the win and the TV belt. Rhino speared Van Dam and his friend Scotty. The Sandman made his way to the ring and caned the hell out of Rhino. Sandman, Van Dam, Bill Alfonzo, Scotty, and Crazy celebrated with some beer.
Winner: Super Crazy