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"Mae Young = Erection" "Terri Gives Me A Boner" "Tombstone Stephanie" "Put Steph in the HO Train"
"Scottie Show Me Your Worm"
The dog show was SOLD OUT so I came here (at Nitro)
(RAW)Has anyone seen my HAND???? (Nitro) Can someone switch the Jumbotron to RAW please?
I couldnt think of a better sign
"Hey Cyrus, Jackyl me off!"
"I'm the Dudley Boyz long lost half brother Duh-Duh Dudley."
"I'm going to WCW saturday night" "I'm a mark for this sign angle"
"Buzzkill should join the Radicals"
"What would kevin sullivan do?" "Bring back Bruno Sammartino"
"Surge=no ratings"
"Turd Angle" "Hardy Boyz+Tag Titles=Ratings" "jarrett can slap deez nuts"
"Rakishi's Ass could swallow a
toilet" "Sexual Adobo!" "Hunter Humps Hamsters"
"Hey Hogan....I Want TO see Your Puppies!" "Die Rock Die"
"I Wrote This Sign to Be On TV"
"Juggalo Revolution" "Luger: Total Geek" "Hey Slapnuts! It's
Miller Time!"
"I Stole the Kid-Cam" "Foley is STILL God" "Tammy Lynn Sytch On My Face"
"I Love Camel Toes" "Why is a low-blow illegal but an Atomic Drop isn't..."
"Kurt Angle is a Recovering Jerichoholic" "Today's menu: 7 ft. 2 500 lb. JABRONI!"
"Rikishi Phat-Ass-Tu" "The People's Milkman" "Cactus Jack is a Juggalo" "Hardcore's Boy Elroy!" "I want my release!"
"Phuck N'Sync, here comes 3Count" "Sexual Adobo!"
"Bulldogs always do it Doggystyle" "We want Tugboat!" "Pikachu could beat X-PAC"
"Crash Does Hardcore Midget Porn" "Rikishi is the REAL Mr. Ass" "No one is gonna see my sign"(at Nitro)
"What's on the Dog Show?"(at Nitro) "Terry Funk is Mae Young's Son" "WATCH THE DOG SHOW"
"I STILL MISS RALPHUS"
"Where's Silver King?" "Im taping the dog show" "My wife wants my
lil pony"
"WCW: Would the last employee to leave please turn off the lights..."
"Scott Hall impregnated Mae
Young" "Shane Douglas is the franchise of Burger King"
"I want to see the cat's nipples" (seen on nitro when ernest miller came out)
"Mike Yyson fears chyna" "Lane and Idol like to drink thier Surge"
"Rakishi is my dance partner"
"I've been in a men's prison for 10 years......man rakishi looks good"
"Torrie wants some Dicken's Cider" "Najera = Ratings" (najera is
an OU basketball player)
"This End Up" (the guy kept holding it up side down) "Mae Young we want
puppies, not Old Yeller"
"This cameraman sucks" "Drink more Coke"(Held up on RAW)"There are too many ugly girls here"
"X-Pac has no X-Package" "Hey WCW, Sabu is 37 not 73" "Yo quiero Toxic Hell" "We came here for the sluts"
"More...beer...not drunk enough to watch this crap" "Very nice. Now book a match that doesn't suck"
"Is it just me, or did it get boring in here?"(Saw on Nitro) "Triple H sucks jacks Cactus" "Rikishi likes pancakes"
"When is the 3count CD Coming?" "Kane=burnt crisp!"
"You're not the Rock" (seen when Juvi is on the mic) "Pimpin ain't easy, but she is"
"Butthole" "Ponch" "Pin me Kimberly!" "I went to the 3count concert"
"Finally Rakishi has come back to red lobster" "Finally......The ROCK has come OUT OF THE CLOSET"
"MARK HENRY IS A
NECROPHILIAC" "BRUISED ASS BILLY GUNN" "Hey Hebner, Keep it
Fair!"
"Bret Hart sez: Sid . . .You Big Stupid Dummy!" "Bret Hart sez: No . .cus
you're senile, you're crazy, and you're senile."
"Three Count Rocks Da
Hizouse!" "Mae young: Playmate of the Year 2000 B.C" "Is this a house
show?" (at thunder)
"My favorite wrestler/snack: Chex-Pac" "316: The number of wrestling moves
done in WWF since starting"
"Hey Rock, stop stealing my lines" "My sign is giving this show ratings" "Bradshaw, where's the nearest bar?"
"Road Dogg does Mr.Ass doggy
style" "My sign won sign of the millenium" "Buh Buh ray is a
scholar"
"D'von is my brother and Buh Buh Ray is my sister" "Austin fears
Misawa"
"Edge tried to slip Mae the tougne" "Gangrel is fat" "Mankind got
lost coming to the ring" "Jr tired to bite me"
"HEY AUSTIN WHOOP MY ASS","PETE GAS IS MY HERO" "hey this is just like melrose place"
Seen on RAW: "My grandmother jobbed to Moolah 50 years ago"
"When did Demolition lose the Tag-Belts?" "Make Lex Luger wear his Made in the USA trunks again"
"I came here to see the dark matches" "I spilled my $4.00 Pepsi" "Hey Roaddogg, your a heel retard"
"Finally the Rock has come back to repeat himself" "P.T.C. censored my sign" "I'd rather be in Mae Young"
"Mae Young makes us Hardy boys" "Stephanie does the suck it to all of DX" "I gave Terri a facial"(sexual refference)
"I know who Kane is, YOUR MOM!" "Finally we get on tv" "BUZZ KILLed his brother's gimmick"
"With the Powers That Be and two hours this is still crap" "Bret Hart stole my WCW replica belt"
"Why does everybody want the FBI's pizza?" "Steve Corino is as old school as Pokemon"
"Jericho just copped a feel off
Chyna" "N W Oh god not again"
"Torrie Wilson put me in the tuna-canranna" "Rey Jr stole my Stereo"
"I wanna see Mae and Moolah in a pudding match" "Kurt Angle's medals turned
my skin green"
"I bet those title belts have chocolate inside" "My backyard fed is better
than WCW"
"Did Turner hire this man after smoking lithium?" "Watcha gonna do when the
Hulkster tries to act cool brother?"
"Crowbar is Kanyon's stunt double" "Azya is her own Cuntry" "Shamrock is on Speed"
"Hey Kurt How many licks does it take to get to the center of a chocolate medal?"
"CHAPSON 3:16 SEZ..."TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL" " TRIPLE H MENAGERIE-A-TROIS MAN
"Mae young is in it for the sex" "Sable is the silicone bomb" "I Have No Friends" "See Me Nude! Click Here"
"Put Me On TV" "I'm a Superheavyweight" "Drop The Chalupa" "It Doesn't Matter If I'm Drunk"
"Kurt Angle: Go Back To Russia" "Mae Young broke her dentures biting into some chocolate" "Kaufman is the real king!"
"Foley 3:socksteen" "The Rock's vocabulary is lower than the WWF's stock."
"Nash is white-trash"
"Hall is drunk" "HHH=Jericho's #1 fan"
"HHH and Stephanie aren't really married" "D-X is nWo 4 life"
"X-Pac needs Weight Gain 2000" "Lost Puppies"
"Bischoff is booking BattleDome" "ECW Uses Intel 386's" "Ricky Martin is a dork"
"Jeff Jarret likes saying Slapnutz, cuz thats what he does to Chyna"
"Rasslin Ain't Fake" "The Bossman pees sitting down" "I enjoy the BackStreet Boys"
"Chair! Chair! Chair!" "The Rock wears $500 shirts and has a $5.00 buzzcut" "Im not afraid of the poontang"
"X-Pac is it boxers, briefs, or diapers?" "DNA test show that the Bossman is the big show's daddy"
"Chyna is a man-whore" "Saturn is cross-eyed" "Austin fears Bob Saget" "Was this idea ever used before?"
"Energy drinks taste like monkey piss" "Married to Stephanie"(Arrows pointing everywhere)
"Stephanie got a Triple H
bomb" "Finally The Rock has shut the hell up" "We Create Weak
gimmicks"(Raw)
"Quick somebody...Flip to Raw" " TED
TURNER BITES PILLOWS " "Mae Young is Mark Henrys hoe"
"Where is Chris Jericho?" (seen at WCW Mayhem) "Mae Young works for the godfather" "Buzzkill is original"
"Sports Century's #1 Athlete=The Rock!" "Dont Trust Vince" "Kurt Angle wears fake gold"
"Steve Blackman is color
blind" "I miss the AWA" "My sign is the only 1 with a catchprase on
it"
"Val venis is my dad" (with the 5 signs next to him reading) "me too"
"Didn't they just do this at a house show?" "Jesse Ventura: pet detective" "Miss Elizabeth needs george steele"
"Somebody shut him up" (other side said) "Somebody shut her up" "Test, just say no" (seen at the wedding on RAW)
"2 Much Brahma for yo Momma" "Where the hell is Ric Flair" (Seen at RAW)
"Finally the Rock has returned to
DEEZ NUTS!"
"I never knew Herpes would hurt this bad!" "JR 3:16 says I'm out of BBQ
sauce!"
"Meng raped my sacred cows" "I could've pooped instead of watching this
match"
"Kidman is my paperboy" "Hey this isn't Nitro!"...when Russo and
Ferrera made their first episode"
"Hey Hogan,yellow and red are also the colors of McDonalds" "i'm 1 of the
powers that be"
"eric bischoff=mcmahon's new janitor" "give dusty rhodes more mic
time"
"i think he wears a mask now" "X-pac went from FedEx to DX" "God
^""Road Dogg eats Alpo"
"World Wide Fudge packers" "Do you smell what the wok is
cookin?"(Chinese man holding sign)
"Konnan!!! Get your ass out of the ring and get back to mowing my lawn!"
"The Rock says too much" "This match is weak" "He has a
razor in his tights"
"I came here for the NITRO show"(seen at Thunder) "What! No puppies?"
"Give the Filthy Animals a bath" "Matt and Jeff are Hardly Boyz"
"Gillberg ran Austin over with the car"
"Kurt NO Angle" "Goldberg wears women's panties" "Wal-Mart needs
head" "The camera guy is my dad"
"AMATEUR GYNECOLOGIST" "It doesn't matter how my crack smells!
"
"David Flair stole his look from beavis and butthead" "JR is gonna open up
a can of BBQ sauce on you"
"My mom is the newest nitro girl" "Test,do us a favor and marry her
already"
"ring master 3:16 says......WHO?" "For the last time Mr. Hogan,your name
isn't on the wrestlemania VIP list"
"Wrestlers with numbers in thier name suck" "Public Enemy eat your hearts
out,too cool rules"
"I buy whatever sponsors WWF PPV's" "Boxing is worked" "Kurrgan
needs a hug"
"Berlyn is the poster child for birth defects" "It's a shoot!"
"Hey Ms. Kitty, I've got milk"
"Where the fuck is Dudleyville?" "Buh Buh Ray stole my virginity!"
"Kick 'em in the fuckin' head!"
Bischoff Will Ref For Food WCW Fans Kant Spel I went to Goldbergs Barmitmazva "WCW
Needs The Rock's Cookin"
"Jabroni vs. Roody Poo: Who's the real Trailer Park Trash?" "When did
Austin get fat?"
"I have poop on my shoes" "Hit him for real!" "I ate the pootang
pie!" "Finally the Rock has dumped the Sock"
"JUVI: MEXI-MICHAEL JACKSON" "REY MYSTERIO ES REY FEO"
"My sign: What does everybody want? Ho'z!" "Other funny sign: Spazz 3:16
says I just whooped my ass!"
Last funny sign: Road Dogg 4:20 says I just stole your blunt" "The Rock fears
new catch phrases"
"i'm kanes speech therapist" "lenny and lodi have 69 loses" "i
bought a breast implant from tammy" "I'M G-TV"
"paul wight ate my child" "jake roberts is still a better wrestler than
anyone in WCW"
"what happened to my sign?" "i hate the security here" "i'm an
indy wrestler" "bring back kamala"
"has the rock ever been here before?" "finally the rock has come back to
raw......again,and again,and again"
"house shows are the best places to bring signs" "randy savage can work in
my backyard fed"
"debras puppies give 2% milk!" "i am santa clause" "Ann Arbor is
a Whore!" ( Referring to the University of Michigan)
"Saturn slangs bean pies" "It doesn't matter if Nitro's on" "I
pimp pimps" "Where Chumps Wrestle"
"The people went to No Mercy, the people went to RAW, and now the people are
BROKE!"
"1/3 of mankind's dozens of fans!" "Finally, the Rock has come back to our
crappy little state"
"Nash is a Gash" "What is Viscera hidding under that black coat?"
"The little weapon Steve Blackman"
"Hit me with your guitar New Jack" "Hardy's + Terri=Sandwhich"
"Val Venis is a virgin" "I can beat 73 jobbers"
"Brad Armstrong should call somebody" "Schiavone is a cuban drug lord"
"Sting lives with his parents"
"Koko B...Where?" "Buff gets good parking" "Free
agent"(Arrow pointing down at sing holder)
"Clinton needs Atlas security"(reffering to ECW security) "Will work for
X-pac's weed" "X-pac is a slap bitch"
"Curly bill is the best wrestler ever!" "Yes2Jobbing" "It doesn't
matter how I know the Rock"
"Vince riggs the ratings" "REAL DEAL" "I should invest in
cardboard" "I buffed Bagwells mother"
"Badda bing, Badda bam, Badda bang me" "Y2J is not Y2k compliant"
"Finally The Rock Has Returned To Wal-Mart"
"Knobbs bobs knobs" "World Whitetrash Federation" "It doesnt
matter what the Rock says"
"Vicera's the total package and a bag of chips..seriously" "It's actually
Tuesday" (Held up on a Smackdown taping)
"Gangrel Fears Count Chocula" WCW: it doesnt matter "It burns when I
pee" "macho man randy sewage"
"ITS JUSTIN YOUR MOUTH"---ABOUT ECW JUSTIN INCREDIBLE "Hell, Fire, and
Cobblestone"
"AHMED IS A JOHNSON" " LETS GO REFS" " HANKEY 316 SAYS I JUST
WHIPED YOUR ASS"
"Debras' Pupies knawed on my wet RAW-hide" "Dawn Marie gave me crabs"
"Pimpin aint easy. (but neccessary)"
"Hey Rock, take this sign, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up our candy
asses!" "EDGE is coming this way!"
"Crash and Hardcore Holly are the Future of the WWF" "it doesn't matter
what my sign says"
"i'm an unmasked luchadore" "FIRE HIM" "shane douglas taught at
my school"
"i guarantee vince mcmahon will screw his wife" "shane mcmahon was
adopted" "austin stole my truck"
"what does your sign say? IT DOESN'T MATTER" "Hulkster-Im wearing Yellow
panties" "No, I am not a model"
"Im missing RAW" (Raw wasn't even on due to tennis) "I hope my car is still
outside" "Berlyn is the Blair Witch"
"Hey mom, forget RAW record tennis" "Applaud if you like my sign"
"Sting owes me a autograph"
"If you read this then send money to East 420 Candy ass lane" "I have a
marker in my pocket" "Rey rey is gay gay"
"The Revolution...of ECW rejects" "Tennis influinced me to come here"
"Silly Lodi, Dix are for Chix"
"Midget wrestlers rule" "Free blow pops" "Its all fake"
"This guy is rubbing on my leg->" "Boner 24:7"
"Shane O' Mac, King of Hardcore" "Chyna is a man Baby" (Austin Powers
Style) "Will Y2J effect my downloaded porn?"
"Big Show Has Venis Envy" "Visceara ate Pepper too" "The People
Next to me Look Like the Mean street Posse"
"Ya Heard Me" "Shut Up, I Hate You" "Cornbread: Ain't Nothin'
Wrong With That" "I See Dead People"
"Tennis Sucks" (held up in response to the US Open) "Wanna Trade
Seats?"
"Uh-oh! The Rock is talking in 3rd person again." " It doesn't matter what
my BBQ sauce tastes like!"
"TNN doesn't even need ECW to get better ratings than nitro" "if you're
wearing a t shirt of a wrestler,you must be gay"
"thunder just got the smack down laid on them" "don't use my sign,it's just
cheap cardboard"
"Gillberg stole my gimmick" "i'm bigger than rey mysterio jr"
"big bossman eats PEPPER-roni"
"don't be a jabronie,eat your rice a roni" "Someone throw me a free beer
like they do for austin"
"Raw is tennis" "balls mahony stole my chair" "got
contracts?" "my name is B-B-B-BORING"
"Paul Bearer 316 says get in my belly" "Get a new towel taz"
"Rehire Ahmed Johnson" "Eat at Olive Garden"
"Go back to ECW" (saw at NITRO) "I left Socko in the
washer""viscera has mic skills"
"Hey big show,show us your puppies" "Two Words: I Can't Count!"
"Screw The Puppies Show Me The Beaver"
"TENNIS SUCKS" "My dog drinks toilet water" "DDP can't
count!" ... "WCW rules over WWF
"MOVE OVER HALL AND NASH, IT'S VISCERA AND MIDEON." "AUSTIN IS A BUG-EYED
GOAT FUCKER."
"It doesn't matter what my signs says" "Someones trailor is blocking
my car outside!"
"Kane - I'm do for a cleaning" "Thunder got screwed" from smackdown
"paul bearer is sexy"
"another interview segment?" "austin 3:16 says i don't put no one
over" "wasn't he in WCW before?"
"gorgeous george is sable's grandaughter" "Oh now wait a minute, who's this
guy?" "malenko is a mutated dwarf"
"I'm Kane.Oh wait he's right there never mind" "DDP bangs sheep"
"I Ride in the Hoe-Train's Cabose"
"Genital Warts taste like Coco-Puffs" "Can Kane fix my tooth?"
"got problems 1-800-THE- ROCK"
"Viscera ate sexual chocolate " "Hey Undertaker and Kane: Wrestling is
Fake!"
"IS NITRO STILL ON?" "THE BIG SHOW NEEDS NEW TIGHTS" "The real
Big Show is in my pants"
"Jerry the king lawner is so old my dad knew him when he was a prince"
"I'm Dead Sexy" "Who Cut The Cheese?" "I Peel Potatoes"
"Throw Me A Beer" "I've Got A Butt Rash"
"Viscera Ate My Other Sign" "Porn Flakes" "Lawler Kennels: Free
Puppy Watching" "Ralfus is my Idol "
"The Big Toss Man" "I need a piece of ass-man" "The cat is a
pussy"
"Where Wrestlings Forgotten" "Hebner 3:16 says I just counted your ass
out"
"R&B is poopy" "King and Debra PUPPY LOVE" "Forget Doggy
Style, it's Puppy style!"
"SUMMERSLAM 99.....an out of shape body experience" "Chyna has square
boobs" "Real Awful Wrestling"
"Let me hear the call of the no-limit soldiers....HOWDY HO!" "Kevin Nash
Potatoes Chips"
'I Want Your Panties' (held up by this guy whenever a hot woman was in the ring)
"RAW is on, why are you watching this? No one else is" "Kane - Mask = Darth
Maul"
"Pete Gas is my paperboy" "I don't like you." (at Nitro as the triad
came to the ring)
]"John 3:16 says that I just praised the lord" "Stone Cold Population Fan
Club=3:16" "Lenny gives Lodi his Load-i"
"Hip-Hop is feces" "I'm Curious to see what's under George's clothes"
"Gillberg Juiced Me"
"The Undertaker Is A Mark" "Another Puppies Sign" "Midian Has A
Beautiful Soul, Though"
"Austin needs Etiquette Lessons" "F*ck Juvi Juice.... PUPPY MILK!"
"Got Puppies? I Mean Milk"
"This ref gets more ass than a toilet seat!" (Held up for John
"pee-wee" Moore at ECW)
"Chastity is the Hardcore Champ" "UNDERTAKER, meet your MAKER; LEAN, MEAN
3:16!"
"It's 4:21.... I GOT THE MUNCHIES!" RAW(Ready, Able, Willing) "Undertaker
fears the Wet Spot"
"Preperation HHH" "WWF cameramen rule!" "Booker-T could be my
Dad"
"Flair needs a Dentist bra BAD!!!" "I'm Undertaker and Kane's mom.
Vince is their dad"
"Asya is in Chyna" "Jerry Flynn is extreme" "Rey Misterio Jr.
looks like Mini Me" "just hit 'em already"
"Road Dogg is a Chihuahua" "Homosexual Chocolate" "Jerry Lawler
is a homophobe"
"Ahmed is the Nitro Girls' Pimp" "Debra's puppies should be neutered"
"Give Midian a push"
"WCW= We Can't Win"(Ratings) "I was Sable's date at Nitro! ...Eric
Rosete" (nitro after her appearance)
"Wrestling isn't fake you morons!" "Master P: No Limit... to his
stupidity" "Hooty Hooters!"
"Note to self: never pay $29.99 for this crap" "Hey D-lo call me
1-800-COLLECT"
"The Ministry burnt my church down" "Enough about PUPPIES what about
KITTIES?"
"BEER CAN ONLY HELP YOU GUYS SO MUCH!" "Hey Vince, Sable likes Older men
(WCW)!!"
"Hey Stone Cold Give me the damn beer, I won't waste it!" "Mongo has
puppies"
"DDP Bangs Kanyon and Bams Bigelow" "Sign, What Sign?" "if you
yell hooty hoo you're a roody poo"
"Lodi is cheating with scotty riggs" "WCW is harder to figure out than a
jigsaw puzzle"
"What a great match this is,oh what a move that was" "i am only here cos i
got free tickets"
"Gillberg fan club,population=1/2 (Minime)" "Konnan is Dr.Evil"
"Wow,the vibration of the car on the concrete must have really hurt Bob
Holly..."
"Who wants some of this? (held up by very hot girl w/ arrow pointing down) "Hey
X-Pac, I'm bigger than you!!!"
"The Undertaker rides the dark side of the HOOOOOO train!!!!"
" I came, I watched, I had a $5 hotdog" "
"that guy was bought from wwf and that other guy is from ECW"(raised in nitro)
"hak, do some hardcore thing on schiavone's table" "Vincent Chu is
Kimberly's Pimp"
"what does this espn guys doing here?" "i was kicked out here an hour
ago"
"STING USES LOUISVILLE SLUGGERS" "BIG POPPA PUMP: DELTS, PECS, AND
'ROIDS'"
"Last night Debra's puppies and attacked me!" "Who got more rymes, Busta r
the Rock?
La Parka no tiene los "WRESTLINGO SKILLES" (means la parka doesn't have
"wrestling skills")
"My grandfather can't be in WCW because he is under hes under 70 years old"
"scott steiner stole my urine sample" "no limit soldiers fear vanilla ice
posse"
"the sandman sucks when he isnt drunk" "rvd and sabu would kill these
guys" (seen during main event at nitro)
"Is X-Pac Still 'X' Now That D-X Is X-terminated?" "I Like Road Dogg. He's
Cool And Funny. He's Neat-o...Yeah"
"You See, Van Hammer's New Gimmick Is To Be Like Wrath" Sniff, Sniff...Where's
MIKE TENAY, DAMMIT?!"
"Debra's Puppies Are Fat" "Debra's Puppies Seem To Have Cold Noses
Tonight"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, A CONCERT OR A WRESTLING EVENT?!" (seen on Nitro the
night after Master P appeared)
"I LIKE VANILLA ICE! Anybody Else Like Vanilla Ice? TOO BAD, Because Bischoff
Hired Him, TOO!"
"When They Handed Me The Tickets, They Said I'd Be Seeing N'Sync..?"
"10-10-3:16 Save 20% off any Ass- Whippin'!" "The "F" Word"
"WWF- the Federation of 1,004 moves"
"Good Thing There Happened to be a Camera Back There!!"
"Kane 3:16 says "-------"!" "UnderTaker 3:16 says Limpin' Aint
Easy!"
"Norman Smiley = Higher Power" "AS SEEN ON TV!" "It's not HELL,
it's Just NITRO!"
"Sable been airbrushed lately?" "Signs Suck!,DOH!!!!" "My Gran
wrestles for WCW and she's gonna be champ!!"
"I come for HHH ,literally!" "Who needs puppies when you have Chyna's
pitbulls???"
"These were signs I made but came close to getting on camera...."
"Luna is a virgin" "What's so "hard" about pimping??"
"THIS SUCKS, If I was 15 minutes late, I would have got free tickets"
"Austin=CEO Gillberg=PPV" "I derailed the Ho' Trian" "Gillberb
Fanclub population 46783654289"
"HULKAMANIA" (Held up every time Hollywood Hogan or Horace Hogan came out)
"My mom thinks I'm at Ntro" (Held UP at Raw) "Everything On TV is
fake"
"El Dandy vs. Gillberg=WrestleMania 16 mainevent" "the godfather uses
ho-gain"
"this beer sucks" "ALL signs suck but mine" "sables new coveralls
look good"
"Big Puppa PUNK" "G.I. JOBBER""DDP and BBB (bam bam bigelow) are
O-L-D"
"Your Music Sucks" (held up when The Big Show entered the ring)
"will tank abbott scream AAAAAHHHHH each week?" "NOW sable wants her
puppies locked up?"
"jesse james does it doggie style,but i want it puppy style w/ debra" "if
you can see this sign,i'm on t.v."
"is he retiring again?" "ted turner is the higher power" "jesus
world order *jwo* 4 eternity"
"oscar works at pizza hut" (oscar was the ex manager of men on a mission)
"konnan sings like jeff jarrett" "i'll never buy,or accept free,tickets
here again" "i have 1 of hogans beards"
"who gives austin those beer cans?" "david flair looks fruittier than a
bowl of trix"
"WWF=SlackJawed Jabronies" "Lex and Kimberly, Great Racks" "Vinny
Vegas is back as the CEO of Style"
"D Generation hiX" "Flair's chest looks like my grandmothers" Debra
has puppies --Flair has Begals!
"Thank god I'm taping puppies!"(held up on nitro) "Tank Abbot stole The
Anvil's beard"
"Undertaker wants to be Darth" (referring to the new Star Wars flick)
"Wow...It's Wrestling On RAW..." "Mr. Ass' Music is GAY"
"CHYNA IS IN ASYA" "I GAVE PUPPIES A BATH" "HEY CHASITY, MY
FISHING HOOK NEEDS SOME 'LIVE BAIT'"
"I am sitting next to a candy ass" "Hepner 3:16 says I just got
knocked unconscious"
"CALL THE COPS. THE UNDERTAKER STOLE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME"
"Kane's Real name is Glenn Jacobs" (The guy was dressed like the undertaker)
"Hey Goldberg, What is a nice Jewish boy like you doing in a place like this?"
"Hey, Mom thanks for taping this" "Don't tell our boss we're here"
"Sable-Mine are real"
"This is damn expensive" (front row at a WWF pay-per-view)
"I'm Taping Ally McBeal" "Austin 3:15 got a minute?" "Stop
reading my sign" "Let's see Val's Venis!"
"Let's see puppies!" Roaddogg stole my hair" "i want to bite debras
puppies"
"Patterson you moron, I didn't want to see those kind of puppies" "My mon
slept with Gillberg"
"Road Dogg is a scrub" "Shane, slap MY FATHER PLEASE?" "McGuire
70, X-Pac 69"
"I was kicked out here because I wore a Austin 3:16 t-shirt" (raised at nitro)
"My cats breath smells like cat food" "WWF RAW= We Wish For Ratings And
Women"
"Wet T-Shirt Contest match: Visera vs. Debra" "Bring back the
Conquestadors"
"Play Kamala's Music" "WWF, We Want Franchise" "kevin nash fears
ceiling fans"
"why does badd ass loves asses?" "undertaker thinks he is satan"
"BOO - My Sign is Scary"
"Don't turn on the light while the brood is wrestling!" "OBI WAN
JABRONE"
"Hey, Billy show me your venn diagram!" "Whoooo!...who cut the
cheese?" "Hunter Humps Hoochies"
"Test-A Barbie Girl in a G.I. Joe World" "Pimpin' Ain't Legal" "E
L F'n DANDY"
"HEY STEINER! Take The NEEDLE Out of Your ASS" "Where's Stone Cold?"
(Seen On WCW Saturday Night)
"Shane McMahon, go to your room!" "Ministry of Mid-Carders" "Two
things saved Double J's career : Debra"
"ric flair stole my boxers" "Kane's got two words for ya MMMM Suck it"
"Gangrel, thanks for the Hawaiian Punch" "I GOT BACKLASH FREE"
"Free Jericho!"
Austin 3:16 (years old) "STOP THIEF, BILLY STOLE MY ASS" "The Rock Says:
It's time for a face change"
"Hey Godfather, Voodoo wasn't easy either!" (referring to how The Godfather was
once Papa Shango)
"Hey Road Dogg, what's with the N'Sync haircut?" "I Hate Signs With
Names On Them"
"Keep the camera pointed on me! You're not missing anything in the ring
anyways"(at WCW saturday)
"Everyone hide! Bass wants ass!" "The Broods blood supply = PMS and their
constant period"
"Konnan, get near my salad and I'll shove a crouton up your ass"
"Malenko Vs. El Dandy = Eyes of Ice Vs. Hair of Lice" "Kane uses an anal
vibrator to speak"
"Hey Road dogg it's 4:19 ...got a mintue?" "somebody vomitted in my
seat"
"Vince give me a gimmick!" "Im the original founder of greenwich
posse"
"HHH=Hunter Hates Ho's"('Cause he's gay!) "89 Days Until RAW is
Jericho"
Is it just me,or does Bob Holly look like a mutated chipmunk on steroids?
"Wake me up when ths match is over" "I sold my sister to be here!!"
"Another Rest Hold?!" "Nitro 10:00, When Is This Crap Over?"
"Hak needs a beer" "Hey Macho snap into some hair plugs." "Now
Were Old" "stupid signs suck"
"Free kittens" "Hey Chyna, will you be my daddy?" "Teddy Long
fears peanuts" "this sign is g-rated''
"WCW Skits= Ratings (For RAW)" "...Enter Pete Rose"(Kane came out)
"Does your nose detect the meal that i am preparing?" "My grandpa wrestle's
for WCW"
"Chyna is twice the man Shane is " "Debra my implants are leaking!"
"HEY EVERY ONE IN THE NOSE BLEED SECTION: I'VE GOT FLOOR SEATS, AND YOU DON'T!"
"Chyna would take the hoes" "CONSTIPATION 3:16...LET ME HEAR YA SAY, POOPIN
AINT EASY!"
"PAUL BEARER SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS!!"
"Poltergeist kicked ass" "WCW fears Youth" "Stevie Ray likes
slapping jack"
"I licked sables ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.." "Austin raise up the peoples
finger"
"Memorex has signed with WCW to pipe in chants for 3 years" "aldo montoya
was just incredible in that match"
"Mr. socko ate George" "Hey Boss Man - How's it hanging?" "Grow
your own dope, plant Al Snow"
"Don't tell my wife I'm here" "HARDCORE SIGN" "Finer then
Stiner" "Jody's a Fa**ot"
"HHH: Hunter Humps Hillbillies" "X-Pac smokes ass" "Goldberg
spears ASS!!"
"Get Naked" "I hate G rated sports entertainment" "Jerry Springer
owns the WWF"
"A SOCK IS OVER?" "Goldberg is a Roody Poo" "Undertaker for
Pope" "WE SOLD OUR TRAILER FOR TICKETS"
"Bossman was the drummer for the village people" "Goldberg is more retarded
than Kane"
"Austin Uses Nair" "Old wrestlers never die, they just go to WCW"
"HARDCORE HOLLY SOUNDS LIKE A PORNO"
"Hollywood Scum Hogan Fears D. Znuts" "Debra 3:16 an hour" "I
have to Poop" "HHH humps cows"
"THE PURPOSE OF THIS SIGN IS TO PISS OFF THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME"
"Kevin Nash (Diesel) has alot of gas" "WWF=World's Worst Fuckups"
"The Booker gave me this sign"
"RVD is my father" "I especially like the happy meal" (with a picture
of Paul Bearer)"
"Ralphus: The 5th Telletubby" "Jericho: The man of 1004 tights"
"Flair needs a manzier"
"Paul Wright, The Big Showgirl" "Stone cold is Raising up the people
finger"
"WCW= WRESTLING careers WRECKED" "CURT HENNING TAKES VIAGRA BEFORE THE
MATCH"
"DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUTZ" "Al's head has herpes" "Test, you got an
F-" "X-Pac...1 2 3 6 Kid"
"Paul E Bounced My Check" "Buff Bagwell me" "SECURITY FEARS
TONY" "Mr Socko slept with my girlfriend"
"SHANE GIVES CHYNA HEAD" "Scott Steiner Eats Steriods For
Breakfast"
"SNUFF VIDEOS FOR SALE" "I'm not taping Nitro" "WE HAVE CHEAP
SEATS"
"My Denist is a big red retard who can't talk" "Roadogg was stoned
when he said pussies"
"Wake me up when something good happens" "Flair needs a bra WHOOO!"
"Godfather I $50 for that ho is the red"
"Hogan for dog catcher" "CHYNA SHOULD BE A HUNTABLE GAME ANIMAL"
"Sign Takers Suck" "K-dog peeled my potato" "Goldbergs Biggest
Streak is in his PANTS!"
"The corporate bodyguard: Test...acle" "Chyna is one jacked up bitch"
"Vinnie Mac's Always High On Something!"
"Chyna has a penis" "Konnan is a pickle sniffer" "David Flair was
Adopted"
"WCW is the best wreslting federation ever" "Shane grow your own,stop using
your dad's!"
"Chyna punches like a girl" "Jeff + Matt, the Horny Boyz" "2 hot
+ 2 sexy = 2 horny"
"Hey DX, I got four words for you... GET A NEW CATCHPHRASE!" "Ryan
Shamrock, Show us your 2 leaf clover"
"My Governor wrestles better than Hogan""I'm at WCW because the basketball
is on strike" "Roll the Dogg a joint"
"Kane and Chyna: Beast and the Beast" "They're making me chant
Goldberg" "David Flair it's past your bedtime"
"I hate holding these stupid signs" "I FORGOT MY SIGN" "BENOIT
BALLS!"
"Goldberg, your streak sucks...I HOPE YOU GO BALD!" "Road Dogg 4:20 says
your ass better call somebody!"
"Got Eggrolls?" "I'll trade my wendy's chicken nuggets for better
seats" "David Flair is a dork"
"STOP CHEERING, I Hate This Guy" "We Want Hakushi!" "Nitro tried
to sell us these free tickets!!"
"Road Dogg Needs a Tan" "Big Poppa's gonna pop" "Someone grabbed
my ass" "I am here... you are not"
"I took Kane's Glamour Shots" "Vader is my Pie Eating teacher"
"What's my name?"
"I was at Goldberg's briss!" (a briss is the jewish celebration when the young
jewish man is circumcised)
"Undertaker is my spiritual adviser" "Kane stop i'm afraid of the
dark" "Wanted: 1 table for spanish announce team"
"I stole K-Dog's Lawnmower" "Val Venis had relations with my
Grandmother" "Chyna got me pregnant"
"This guy is gay"(and it had a arrow pointing to the stranger beside him)
"The Rock cooks his sausage in Chyna"
"I would zap my daddy for one of those!" "Vince's S&M Gimp: Boss Man,
His Dominatrix: Chyna"
"Gangrel, Thanks for some red cool-aid" "The Ho's wrestle better than
Hogan" Norman Smiley is Really Mark Henry"
"3D: Dudley's Do Dogs" "Ralphus kissed me" "It's Miller
time" "KEVIN NASH FEARS TINKY-WINKY"
"I SAW BUFF BAGWELL AT THE BLUE OYSTER BAR" "FLAIR AND HOGAN HELPED BUILD
THE PARTHENON"
"YOU BETTER HAVE THE DISHES DONE BEFORE I GET HOME!"
"Hey Kane, Michael Jackson wants his 'Thriller' outfit back"
"I went drinking with Scott Hall....and all I got was this broken foot"
"Double J.. YOU PISS ME OFF!"
"Mike Tenay is the guru of Gay Luchador Sex!" "K-DOG GOT MY DOG
PREGNANT"
"SPIELBERG'S FILMING RAW RIGHT NOW" "DONT TOUCH ME" "GANGREL
FEARS GARLIC"
"THE BROOD FEARS BLADE" "WCW ATTITUDE? SOUNDS BAD" "HEY ROADDOG
QUIT DESTROYING MY TABLES"
"KANE IS ME" "DEBRA IS MODELLING IN HUSTLER: HARDCORE" "POUR HOLY
WATER TO THE MINISTRY"
"2 OLD, 2 TIRED = 4 HORSEMEN" "Stevie Ray sold me crack" "I am
Canadian 3:16"
"Hey Cameraman, concentrate on the f*cking match!" "Val puts Shamrock
In the Zone!"
"The Rock says wheres the bacon?" "I'm Norman Smiley's only fan"
"HOGAN'S BALLS.....BISCHOFF'S CHIN....."
"RVD 8:40 twice as stoned" "I'm Big Poppa Pump's Hook up"
"Recognize what D'LO?" "Bring Back Crystal Pepsi"
"House Shows=Best wrestling shows on t.v." "Viscera stole my pop corn"
"Re-fund,Re-fund" "Friends don't let friends watch WWF" "Smiley +
Fuller = Mabel"
"Chyna's Grapefruits Are Bigger Than McMahon's" "Steveweisers Are 0.4%
Alcohol"
W.A.R. what about Raven? (in a nWo-logo style) "I saw Saturn on the Victoria's
Secrets Commercial"
" This may be the greatest sign in the history of our sport!" with a picture of
Tony Schiavone.
"Mcgwire 70, Sable 69" "Bobby Henan is My Lover" "SCOTT STIENER =
Condom full of walnuts"
"My Mom Thinks I'm at Nitro"(at ECW's November to Remember '98) "DDP
BANGS MEN!"
"Hey D-Lo, I need some Tampons" "TV is my biological mother" "The
People's Mark"
"Paul Bearer is the Pillsbury Dough Boy" "Putski is not a
putz""My governor can beat up the NWO" (on Nitro)
"I'm proof of what the Rock's cooking" (with a picture of Mr. Hanky) "Not
Without Others" "Gangrel fears Buffy"
"Where's Jericho? (held up during Jericho's match with Steiner)" "DE-BRA
DEBRA"
"WOW, YOU'RE HOT!" "Kimberly banged me!" "1+2+3=Syxx-pac"
"I danced w/ smiley at the junior prom"
"Saturn's my girlfriend" "Smiley, slap MY ass!" "My Mom wishes
she were here" "Disco Dances with Wolves"
"Need ratings? Call 1-800-NSMILEY" "Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life"
"The LWO stole my wallet"
"My dad bought a ho from the Godfather" "Jerry Lynn used to be a power
ranger"
"The Hardy Boys are my favorite wrestlers" "Val Venis banged my
sister" "Shamrocks head exploded"
"Extreme Mark" (arrow pointing down) "Austin stole my car" "My
sign sucks,wanna trade?"
"My finishing move is firing your ass" "WWF is Better Than Porn!"
"DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS"
"WW F'N F" "Sexual Peanut Butter" "Norman Smiley is Warren
Moon" "Goldba FAG.....mmmkay"
"Happy ZHannukah Goldberg" "Goldberg Ate My Balls!" "This is
Pretty Damn Good 4 Free Tickets"
"Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!" "Goldberg wash that garfedi of your
head!"
"Goldberg = 2 moves" "Pepe = R.I.P" "NotWorthOur money"
"Know your role or you'll messup the show!"
"BUY THIS SEAT FOR $2" (The Person With This Sign Was Up on WCW Nosebleed
Section Camera)
"Al Snow wants Head from Goldust" "Bischoff for Janitor" "BUFF IS
A VAMPIRE SLAYER"
"Boss Man=S&M Lord" " RVD stole my weed" "Hey DDP go BANG
your Mom!"
"Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman""Boobies Make Me Smile"
"COLD BEER" "Undertaker sounds like the Warrior now" "Buff
stole my stuff"
"Hey Flair,double my salary" "Hey Godfather, my sister is looking for a
job"
"SEX INSTRUCTOR, FIRST LESSON FREE" "Juvi is Michael Jackson's
Brother"
"THE ORINGINAL GODFATHER: SLICK" Bossman 3:16, I have the Brass to shove my
nightstick up your ass!
"My friend is robbing your car right now" "Hey Debra, free pap smears"
"Sting stole my make up kit"
"D'lo is D'umb" "Sable I'm able" Too Much spotted at Disney World!
"SOUP"Norman Smiley stole my gimmick
"Hey L.W.O ! Immigration in the house!" "Mankind eats garbage"
"Hey Yo!! Scott Hall is a chump!"
"Vince McMahon raped my dog" "Breasts" "Mankind put my ass in the
seat, Tony" "Clinton wants head Al"
"Monday Night Football is fake""Getting Stone Old?" "Sexual
choclate melts in my mouth" "GOLDBERG 10:58pm"
"McMahon is a turd" "Norman get your wedgie out" "Chyna, Sexual
Chocolate leaves a bad taste in your mouth"
"I'm not wearing Underwear" "Socialism 4:99" "Sexual Chocolate
gives me gas"
"Norman Smiley bitch slapped me" "i'm the corporate hoe"
"Austin,can i use your head as a bowling ball?"
"When Shamrock snaps, McMahon craps!" "I got Terri pregnant"
"Sexual Choclate is my daddy!"
"I came to see the eyebrow" "Konnan is my gardener" "Perry Saturn
the New York Army fruit" "Sexual Vanilla"
"MY SISTER COST $5.00" "I'm a jobber" "I'm on RAW and you're
not" "Spank me Norman Smiley" "Goldberg is bald"
"Lawler loves Kaufman" "Quote the Raven, PLEASE we don't want to hear
you anymore!" "McGwire 70, Sable 69"
"Loopy. World .Order" "Duane 3:16 says i just jobbed your ass"
"SHAMROCK STOLE MY BODY"
"Mortis is better then Kanyon" "Kane is my long lost cousin"
"Norman Smiley is the sexual chocolate of WCW"
"WE WANT HOES,WE WANT HOES" "I GOT FIRED BY ERIC BISCHOFF"
"Scott Steiner stole my steroids" "Hey Vince,annonymous 3:16 says i just
stole your car stereo"
"GUY WITH SIGN WANTS ON T.V." "Does Patterson want to taste my ass
too?"
"Norman Smiley is our Savior. He jobs for our sins." "Where's
Mr.Fuji?" "Hey Jericho, rip this sign"
"Whos this Stone Sustin guy everyone talks about?" "Candy ass Kane"
"Mankind is poor" "Foley's stunt double"
"DETERGENT $3.16" "La parka is Mike Tenay" "Pucker up"( With
a picture of the Rock and an Ass)
"NORMAN SMILEY IS THE PEOPLE'S JOBBER!" "I HAVE THE ROCKS COOKBOOK!"
"Ralphus is my father"
"Hey Rock, meet the Sock" "Shawn Michaels cries like a bitch"
"Give me wrestling or give me death"
"LWO: Losers Without Occupations " WWF + ECW = TURNING THE TV OFF"
"I would make i sign but i am too fucking lazy" "Sting Lives in my
Basement"
"Norman Smiley KICKS ASS!" "Im NBC's Stunt Granny" "L.O.L. O.M.G.
VAL got a S.T.D. doing a J.O.B. at the P.P.V."
"No I will not have sex with you!" "Hogan for president... of hair club for
men!"
"Big Dick is a mongloid" "Hey Hogan will you sign my Rogaine?"
"Mark Henry Does The Suck It To Chyna" "DO YOU SEE WHO'S ASS THE
ROCK'S BEEN KISSING?"
"l.W.o. 4 life ... or Atleast until the next welfare check" "LWO = lezbian
womans order"
"The Cock oh, I mean the Rock" "Cold Terri?" "Norman Smiley
= God" "Buff is the stuff(in the toilet)"
"IF YOU ARE'NT DOWN WITH TEAM CORPRATE I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU: YOUR FIRED"
"Austin: The Angry Virgin" "Vince-agra""Bacon 99 cents a lb. 4
Life"
"This is my pathetic attempt to get on TV" "Smiley 3:16 - You Just Whooped
My Ass!"
"Insert Your Own WORLD ORDER Here" "Ralphus Is My Idol"
"McMahon's corporate pet Rock"
"Im better than Kanyon" (held up by a skinny little twerp) "HARD24/7"
"I FORGOT MY SIGN"
"The Rock is the peoples A$$hole" "Bacon 1:99" "I am Val's body
double" "The Dudley's are my bitches"
"I saw Buff do porn" "Hey dx i got 2 words for ya I CANT COUNT FOR
SHIT!" "Vince-agra"
"Hey Goldberg, be like Hogan and Retire!" "HEY ROCK,TAKE A WIF OF WHAT MY
ASS IS COOKIN"
"LWO= Lazy Without Order" "Chyna's dick is bigger than mine!" "I
hate holding these stupid signs"
"This was a waste of money" "Sable is a transexual---now that got your
attention"
"Sargeant Slobber" "Pimpin is easy, for me" "Dwane Gill Fan Club:
Population = 1"
"What does everybody want? Head...from Sable, Terri, Tammy, Francine etc"
"Tammy will always be on my buddy list, (Wink, Wink)" "Two words Hogan JACK
ASS"
"THE GODFATHER+VAL VENUS=SUPPLY AND DEMAND" "Eric gets high off of Hogans
spray-on tan"
"Buff's mom dropped him on his head as a child" "I am a bomb"
"Eddy is my cab driver" "IT AIN'T MY FAULT"
"Sable 3:16 Says If you got the brass ill show you my ass" "BIG POPPA PUMPS
BAGWELL'S BUTT"
"Big Poppa Pump (Them Steroids)" "Big Valbowski: spankin' it 24/7!"
"Valboski 3:16-Who's Next?"
"Inbred Clown anal-Penatrators" "Billy Gunn aka Mr. take-it-up-theASS"
"NBC told me to send this"
"Why ask why? Vince sucks Rock dry!" "Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic"
"NWO ASS PAC" "HOGAN'S MADE OF LEATHER"
"Valbowski 12 1/4" "To become a WCW superstar just bend over and let Hogan
take over"
"Cheetah's...Good Clean Fun" "Two words... Mr. Socko." "McMahon
3:16, I just Beat WCW in Ratings"
(A Man in Mask) "Done Mind me, Just picking up few pointers"
"I jobbed to Goldberg and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt (Wearing Jericho 1,
Goldberg 0 T Shirt)"
"Scott Steiner is to Steroids, as Hollywood Hogan is to Viagara" "Norman
The Morman Doorman is yo daddy!"
"Yokozuna Real Overweight Champ" "I'm taping RAW!" "HAHA I'M HERE
AND YOU'RE NOT"
"If you can read this send $5.00 to my house" "I WANT HEADS AUTOGRAPH"
"Pepe,Head,Socko,WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MR. HAT?" "I am a 4 time karate
champion"
"I'M THE FATHER TERRI. at least i'd like to be" "Sal Sincere and
FBI-where's my pizza?"
"Hold on, I'm not ready (for D-X's theme, ARE YOU READY?)" "Kimberly,How
about you BANG me then pin me?"
"You payed $29.95 and you a moron" "Juvi is a girly man"
"Karl Malone clotheslines like a girl" "THIS IS THE PEOPLES SIGN"
"Hey Mongo-where's Debra?"
"NBC gave me this sign at the entrance" "Van Hammer smokes weed"
"Buff injects the right stuff"
"WWF makes them, WCW takes them, ruins them, then they go back to the WWF. Why waste
time?"
"Warrior-hello, I must be leaving now but i'll be back in 2 years" "WHO'S
NEXT to job to goldberg?"
"Please reveal 6 of wrestlings greatest secrets, Terri, Sable, & Jackie"
"Hey Luger, I racked your mom"
"Sign guy vs. Lodi, now thats a match" "Norman Smiley = Ratings"
"I like Sugar Coated Testes"
"Vince Is A Queef" "Scott Hall 3:16 - get drunk, use crack, & get
laid" "I'm on Pay Per View!"
"I hope you didn't pay to see this crap"( seen at a WCW PPV ) "Stop Reading
My Sign"
"You impeach Bischoff, I'll impeach Liz" "Nitro Girls- Come to my Nitro
Orgy"
"Viewers=Ratings!" "LWO=iLlegal-aliens Without Order" "I beat up
Curt Henning's kids at High School"
"Would Wrather F*uck it" "BIG POPPA CHUMP" "Austin fears my
Dad" "Goldberg is my father"
"BADD ASS! You can put your GUNN in my holster anytime baby!" "PISSY PANTS
MCMAHON"
"VINCE URINE TROUBLE" "LWO FEARS IMMIGRATION" "Giant fears
menthol" "Scott Hall : Just Say Yo"
"McMahon 3:16 said I just pissed my pants" "Survey says- Hall needs a
bath"
"Hukt on fonix wurkt fer mee!" "Buff has a muff" "We've been
drinking since 3:16"
"Shut Up with the daddy signs!" "Where's the money valbowski?"
"Yokozuna has bigger tits than sable"
"Hulk Hogan is so old, he got to see Halley's comet 3 times"
"Hogan kills film investors." "I went to an ECW show and got splatterd with
5 different fluids"
"Big Poppa Hump's hogan" "FIRE!" "Celebrity wrestling sucks"
"I'm a VICTIM!" "The 4Horsemen ride each other"
"hit him with a birthday cake!" "Mankind makes me horny" "Your
Name Here 3:16"
"Wrath is Greg Brady" "Steveweisers are bitter" " Where the hell
is my Icee?" "Vince stole my balls"
"DON'T BLINK! You'll miss the Goldberg match" "Chyna, TOSS MY SALAD!"
"Nitro Girls can SUCK IT! NO REALLY!" "Hey Hey Hey it's Mark Henry"
"I think JR's hot" "I'm not as think you drink I am." "Bears need
Mongo""Hey Nitro how much for your women?"
"Deciple is hogans barber!" "Vince has dirty knees" "Nitro blows
ass" "Giant needs a bigger bra"
"Brisko and Patterson 100% pure kiss ass" "Kane is Running on Fake Diesel
power" "Raven plays Polo"
"I WET MYSELF!" "Buff's Mom is the stuff" "OTHER CHANNEL
JACKASS!" (Held up at Nitro) "Basketball's fake"
"CLINTON HAD TWO WORDS FOR MONICA..."Hey Elizabeth, Got Cigars?" "SHOW
US YOUR TITS!"
"Getting Oldberg" "Nitro = Nothing Interesting Turn Raw On"
"Hogan Made wrestling... Boring" "Beer Is Good" "QUIT LOOKING AT
ME CAMERAMAN" "Sable ain't got no booty"
"Hey AL! Can I have head?" "Val Venis had my mom!!" "I'm
Gangrel's Brother"
"BUY THE GIANT SOME PANTS" "Mark Henry has bosoms" "The real Mr.
Ass (With arrow pointing down)"
"We want Scott Alco-Hall" "Double J -- Jeff Jobber" "Cornette
fears bananas"
"When you hear the breaking glass, you will see a bald-headed ass!!!"
"I wish I was at RAW"- seen during Nitro "Shut up and wrestle"
"Mark"- with arrows pointing in every direction
"IGNORE ME" "STEINER WAS IN HOLLYWOOD (HOGAN)" "Stone Cold Big
Johnson" "Spankin 24/7" "WE ARE MARKS"
"I'M IN THE FRONT ROW AND YOU'RE NOT" "FLAIR IS YOUR GOD" "Chavo
is the poster boy for ritalin"
"Only 2 people are watching this crap (On WCW Pro)" "EDDY GUERRERO IS MY
GARDENER!!!"
"SATURN CAN BE FOUND NEAR URANUS" "RAGEDY ROWDY PIPER" "FLAIR
OWES JESUS $20"
"D-X-FILES, FIGHT THE NATION" (spoof of X-FILES Fight The Future) "VINCE
BLOWS GOATS (SERIOUSLY)"
"WE GOT IN THROUGHT THE AIR VENT'S" "HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN HERE?"
"WE WANT BETTER SEATS"
"WHERE'S WALDO?" "Snuka stole my coconuts" "House
Shows=Ratings" "El Dandy=Main Event"
"Hey Kane, I lost a filling" "I kicked Jason Sensation's ass at school
today!" "I'm gonna hop the railing!"
"Austin needs a push" "Condoms prevent Guerreros" "I own the
Rock's cook book" "Hawk stole my beer"
"Max Mini lives in my pants" "Disco Fever Mid Card 4 Life" "I
want to taste what the Rock is cookin"
"Eric Bischoff is a bedwetter!" "Vince Fears
Talent" "Warrior Makes Up Words"
"My arms are getting tired" "Bring Back Bastion Booger" "Sable,
take my virginity AGAIN!"
"My dad could beat up your dad" "I'm a Jerry's Kid,
too" "Alex Dances The Wright Way"
"Hey Macho, snap into some Rogaine." "Hey Miss Elizabeth, snap into my slim
jim."
"Even my Grandma knows Hogans out of style" "Who's Your Daddy J.R?"
"Lawler Is My Idol"
"I Bang The Nitro Girls" "DDP Is Hooked On Phonics" "Hogan's
Homos" "Ixnay Tenay" "Shut Up Tony!"
"Im chyna's gynacologist!" "Hawk buys us beer" "If you think
Sables hot you should see my mom"
"RODMAN DRIBBLES JORDANS BALLS" "I snuck in here" "This Beer
sucks"
"Legion Of Drunks 2000 Proof" "Brawl For (No Reason At) All"
"Godfather-send me a Ho"
"Hey wait a second this isn't RAW!" "Scott Hall stole my beer!!"
"This is WCW? I thought it was an old WWF card" "PLEASE RETIRE"
"Nice job you guys"
"Just a jobber" (referring to Justin Credible as Aldo Montoya)
"Hey Hall you've been smoking my weed" "We want Head but Head wants a
body"
"There's a Nitro Party IN MY PANTS!!!" "I'm Blocking Someones View"
"Hogan Rides a Honda!"
"KANE IS MY DENTIST" "When you hear the glass, its Vince's Ass"
"Flair's titties jiggle" "Who's next? Who's Goldberg?" "I want my
mommy" "The guy behind me can't see"
"Nitro Girls give me wood"--read it in Penthouse... "Hey Nitro, how much
for your women?"
"Giant needs bigger panties" "I'm holding this sign to piss off the people
behind me..."
"Mizark is the Shiznit!" (a reference to X-Pac's role in the DX Nation parody)
"Hey! This isn't live! It's prerecorded!"
"Sign" "Baked Potato" "TAZ - 3 LETTERS, 1 MAN, 4 FEET"
"Goldberg fears phonics" "BUFF IS FLUFF"
"Hey Eddy, beans and desease to you" "CHYNA HAS A NICE ASS FOR A GUY"
"Fear the jiggler" "Roids shrinks nuts" "DDP is Cartman's
dad" "Hogan's Bald"
"Eat Cool Whip" "GODFATHER=the people's pimp" "GIANT IS THE
REAL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP"
"I fear Luna's head" "Vince McMahon Fan Club (Pop. 3 including his
family)"
"Got Steroids?" "Hey LOD. Old gimmicks don't die. They just get new
tights!!!" "Bret put the rogaine on his balls"
"TRIPLE H USES PREPERATION H" "Eddy Gurrero Cruiserweight Chump"
"CHYNA, SHOW ME YOUR PECKS!!" "I EAT PEOPLE" "I've Eaten in
Chyna!"
"The Rock is a whiteboy wannabe" "WCW Monday Nyquil, may cause
drowsiness"
"Hogan Fears The Rodeo Burger" "Chyna: Choppie Choppie Pee Pee"
"Got Porn?"
"I bet Vincent Interferes" "Ron Jeremy Rules" "I want to drink
with Dillinger"
"I want to drink with Pinzer" "Bring Back Superfly Snuka!" "Your
name here" "I'm not gay"
"El Dandy = Ratings" "Bischoff likes elephants" "Patterson fears
women" "Mankind likes Men" "All the Nitro Girls 4:69"
"I have more signs than Lodi" "Wrestling is neato" "Why all the
signs?"
"I didn't pay for this" "I'm Leno's personal trainer" "Chyna
sucked it" "Hogan try BenGay 4 life"
"Chyna: marry my brother" "Kane DDS" "DDP gives Kimberly the
BANG!" "Malenko fears smiling"
"Mankind lives in my closet" "Nash's mom drives a pickle wagon"
"Bret's Uncle Eric's lover" "I love Outback Jack" "Styles clothes
don't fit him" "Joey Styles is Bud Bundy"
"If Paul's the father, Chyna must be the mother" "Ric Flair has Saggy
titties" "Syxx Lyxx Dyxx"
"Dudekind Jack-Oooooow Have a nice Bang Bang"
"Pour Beer Here" "Stone Cold, throw me a beer" "Golga has
cheese-doodles in his mask"
"Hogan's wife demands viagra" "Row E Will Wrestle For Beer"
"I am Sable's PIMP" "Why does Bret Hart wear a Pink Triangle?"
"Clinton was in Chyna"
"Trailer Trash from lot 3:16" "Nash Wants Out"
"Hey Mom, Pick Me Up I'm Drunk!" "Vince, screw me like you screwed
Bret!!!"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel" "Mean Gene is my dad" "Scott Hall
Cracks me up" (The word 'me' was crossed out.)
"I love Silverking!" "Hey Tyson-BiteME!" "CHYNA 4:69"
"Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!"
"SHAVE DOUG DILLENGER" "N ash W as O z" (NWO) "LUCHA LIBRE -
TRANSLATION: BATHROOM BREAK"
"WATCH OUT, RING BOYS! ALFONSO'S ON THE LOOSE!" "RUN MIKEY RUN"
"DIE MIKEY DIE"
"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps" "Paging Mr. Ass"
"I didnt know what to write" "KAMALA SIGHTING" "Bret
Hart Humps Cows" "Sting is an evil mime"
"Hogan Has Saggy Tits" "Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!"
"Tits = Ratings" "I like SPAM" "Hey Saturn, where's
Uranus?"
"Larry Z is short" "Tony is getting fat" "I hitch-hiked for this
match?"
"WWF-more silicon than the valley!" "HARLEM buckwHEAT" "Book
ME!"
"Disco does the two-step" "Becks: German for beer Wright: German for
queer"
"LOD 2000 (years old)" "I like my Sunny side down" "Hunter Hearst
Homo"
"If im a jackass im gonna HEE HAW my foot up your a*s!""I hate
security!"
"Vince sucks a fat one" "GIVE ME HEAD" "I am Villano
XVII"
"Norman Smiley Jobber of the decade" "I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN
ALCOHOLIC!!!"
"When you hear the breaking glass Stone Cold about to whoop someone ASS."
"DX can suck these" "Can you smell what Dusty's booking?" "Double
J is an A double S" "Double J...Ain't he Gay?"
"I left my wife for nitro" "Mean Gene Tosses Salad"
"WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!" "I NEED TICKETS!" "WE GOT IN 4
FREE!!"
"I BLEW BISCHOFF FOR MY TIX!" "Raw is Taped" "Brad Armstrong -
1998 Jobber of the Year" "L.O.D. is O.L.D."
"Kimberly, Feel My Bang!" "I am Mr. Wrestling #2" "WOKKA
WOKKA WOKKA!!" "Malone signed Hogan's Rogaine"
"Mable 5:15 (lbs.)" "Paul Bearer collects chins" "The Rock stays
hard" "NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16"
"YOUR AD HERE" "This Space for Rent" "RAW= Really Awful
Wrestling" "I Steal Cable TV" "DYSLEXIA 6:13"
"McMahon 3:16 Don't Cross the Boss" "Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!"
"Jerichololics Anonymous" "This Is Tuesday" (On a WCW Sat Night
Taping) "Viva El Dandy"
"Drunk 24:7" "Vince who's your daddy?" "DDP bangs guys"
"Give Goldberg a push" "Get The Flock Out!" "STING Is A Fairy
Princess"
"Sable, Got Milk?" "Chyna is my long lost brother" "Vince you
silly bastard" "Sable 4:69" "Will work for Head"
"I hate signs" "El Dandy 4-life" "The Great Balls of Chyna!"
"Sable 24/7:69" "I Need A Girlfriend"
"Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night" "Double J is Double
Gay"
"Val uses Viagra" "I Love Stop Signs" "Chyna Rape Me!"
"Val Venis Is My Pimp" "Your Gimmick Sucks!"
"Hey Sable suck it!" "Austin Sleeps With Sheep" "We love all 26
Guerreros"
"I'm Drunk" "Buff Bagwell The Porno Star" "Powerbomb
Schiavone" "Brisco Blows McMahon"
"I stole DDP's Liver Brace" "Ric Flair has Porn Hair" "I'd rather
be in Chyna" "Will Wrestle For Food"
"Your Paying $29.95 For This!" "I Enjoy Wrestling"
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