Welcome to another edition of WrestleInsanity Weekly News and Rumors! I am your host Insanity and here is your News!!!
Here is a proposition. The Undertaker's return MAY have been hinted on Raw. As we know, Big Show isn't involved in any current angles, and an Undertaker angle would be great for him. Well, if you saw after he danced, the music stopped immediately and there was a purple flash. That's something to think about...
Mick Foley is now officially retired. He may wrestle a match here in there. He kept saying this MAY be my last match. But, for now he is officially retired.
WWF rookie Caryn Mawer who comes out as a gym work out person and insults fans during Heat/Smackdown commercials will be getting her start soon. She will be called Muffy Mower and will use the same gimmick. She has been training with Ivory.
Gangrel, Mideon, The Headbangers, and Viscera may all be released soon if the WWF doesn't fine new angles for them.
Kurt Angle will be elevated to main event status soon. As you remember, when he was on his undefeated streak, Stephanie hinted she had a crush on Angle. And she got mad every time HHH tried to stop his streak. They may bring this angle back and this will put HHH in an fresh new angle, make Stephanie finally break up with HHH, push Angle to main event status, and make a new contender for HHH's title.
Shawn Michaels did wrestle his last match against Venom of TWA and you can find a full report of it on the newsboard. He did win and won the world title and control of the company. He stripped him self of the title and made a tournament. Plus, The Sandman is in the tourney!(?)
Here's a little site thing, if you know a wrestler from any of the big 3 feds, get him/her on AOL and I will interview him/her in an IM. I will give you full credit. Click on contact me to send the wrestler you know and there screen name. Tell that wrestler to get on at the time that I E-mail you back.
Now on to the 1Ls!
Well, I was making fun of WCW last week, when WCW called people with a recording of Sid's voice and said order UNcensored. Well, WWF did the same with Foley at Royal Rumble.
-I actually missed it but a few readers wrote in to say that after the Rock "rock bottoms" Stephanie at Wrestlemania 2000, he grabs her puppies, inadvertently or not. Heh, atta boy Rock.
-Mark Madden (of WCW) had something like this to say on his last column: the Radicals are no better off now than they were in WCW. In fact, they work more dates, get paid less and are putting over Chyna. Here's a wakeup call for Mr. Madden: Three of the four Radicals are currently WWF champions.
-Why must Rikishi Phatu slap his ass so much backstage. I dunno why, but it bugs the hell out of me. And I won't even mention when Too Cool did it for him once.
-I'm sure you all probably noticed this, but just in case, I'll mention it again: Chyna was so taken back by the "latino heat" at Wrestlemania that she almost lost her pants! Ok, well maybe not, but she did have some trouble negotiating her outfit and seriously almost lost her bottom. I think that's why there was no dancing at the end.
-Next year's Wrestlemania is confirmed to be emanating from Houston, Texas' "Astrodome". The WWF has already set huge goals of surpassing the indoor arena record of 93,000 some odd people, which if you ask me, might be pushing it. However, here's a thought proposed by a couple of readers...how much you wanna bet that Austin wins the title at WM 17 in his own backyard so to speak?
-I don't know why fans throw junk into the ring after or even during a match. It is very stupid can result in serious injury to either the performers in the ring entertaining YOU or other fans who are unaware of a beer can flying straight at them. For the safety of everyone involved, I just wish people would stop chucking stuff. It reeks of immaturity.
Cya folks! Check back next Wednesday!