April 12,2000
Outside, a sweet lookin' Porsche pulls up to the arena entrance. Vince Russo & Eric Bischoff emerge and embrace. Thunder has a brand new set with huge pyro! Impressive. David Arquette is in the audience.
Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and all of the wrestlers (excluding the 'Millionaires Club) make their way to the ring. They are being known as the 'New Blood'. Bischoff takes the mic and does his usual, "Well..do we love you people!!" Asshole chants can be heard. Bischoff makes a hospital joke about Hogan. Kidman takes the mic and plugs the fact that he busted Hogan open and pinned him. Kidman is getting huge heel heat. Kidman tells the crowd to 'shut up!'. Russo takes the mic and makes fun of Colorado Springs. "This town SUCKS!" Vince Russo proclaims himself the 'Bat Man' as he holds up his trusty bat. Russo calls Flair a 'bitch' (oh my). Shane Douglas takes the mic and tells us that he intends to retire Flair's 'rugged millionaire ass'. Bischoff takes the mic and says that Jarret & DDP get the night off since they are trying to 'promote a level-playing field'. 'Asshole' chants. Bischoff proclaims that Kimberly will indeed wrestle Madusa tonight. More huge 'Asshole' chants. (Bischoff is a marvel on the mic) Oh Oh. Here comes DDP and he looks pissed. DDP calls Bischoff a 'silverback' (his grey hair) and tells him to leave his wife out of it! DDP challenges Bischoff to a match tonight. Bischoff makes another lewd 'Kimberly joke'. DDP runs to the ring to avenge his wife and Bam Bam Bigelow nails him from behind. (??) New Blood (about 10 guys) start laying the beats to DDP and the Millionaires Club come out to make the save. Huge brawl erupts in the ring and security officials break it up.
Juventud Guerrera, Chris Candido & Prince Iakiau VS Crowbar, Lash Leroux & Shannon Moore 6-Man Tag
-Lash starts out against Candido. Quick powerbomb on Lash Leroux. Guerrera gets the tag as well as Moore. Hurricanrana on Guerrera. Tags in Crowbar. Crowbar nails a bridge suplex on Guerrera. 2 count. Head scissors on Crowbar. Frog splash off top ropes on Crowbar. TAFKAPI & Candido start to brawl and Crowbar nails a big frog splash on both. Guerrera hits a huge moonsault on Crowbar & Lash. Daffnee hits a hurricanrana off the top ropes on Candido. (WOW) Juventud hits his Juvi-driver on Crowbar. 2 count. Diving head but on Crowbar from Candido. They both brawl. Crowbar hits a HUGE front suplex (facebuster) on Candido for the pin. Winner: Crowbar, Lash Leroux, & Shannon Moore (fantastic match)
Backstage: Harlem Heat 2000 has an impromptu meeting with Russo & Bischoff. Bischoff asks Harlem Heat 2000 to 'take out' Sid Vicious. They comply.
Backstage: Sean Stasiak ('Meat' from WWF) and Curt Hennig brawl. Apparently, Stasiak proclaims himself as the 'Perfect One'. Hennig ('Mr. Perfect') takes offense to this.
Harlem Heat 2000 VS Sid Vicious - Handicap match
-Sid clears out Big T. and Stevie Ray and gives Kash a huge big boot. Stevie Ray & Big T. nail a huge double kick on Sid. Double powerbombs on Sid. Kash nails a huge splash on Sid. 2 count. Booker T. comes out to make the save. Booker T. 'Rock Bottoms' Stevie Ray & powerslams Big T. Sid hits a chokeslam on Stevie Ray for the pinfall
Winner: Sid Vicious
After match, The Wall nails Sid with a steel chair. Bischoff makes his way to the ring. Bischoff climbs into the ring with Sid still 'out' unconscious. Bischoff reverses the decision due to outside interference so therefore Sid doesn't go to Chicago (Spring Stampede). Bischoff gets big heat.
Backstage: Jimmy Hart searches for Bischoff. Bischoff is scolding Booker T. for his interference in the previous match in front of the rest of New Blood.
Total Package with Elizabeth VS Shane Douglas
-Package takes early advantage with big rights and closelines. 2 count on Douglas. Douglas answers with a big boot and a closeline of his own. Belly to back suplex on Package. Douglas goes to the top ropes but Package intercepts and sends Douglas flying on his back. Douglas responds with a big closeline and a low blow on Package. Ric Flair rushes the ring and attacks Douglas. Package quickly puts Douglas in the 'torture rack' for the win.
Winner: Total Package
Backstage: Jimmy Hart pleads Bischoff for five minutes of his time as he has something important to discuss. Bischoff blows him off in vintage 'Bischoff arrogance'.
Apparently, Hogan is hospitalized with internal injuries and will be out for 2 weeks.
Jimmy Hart comes to the ring and takes the mic. Hart wants to know why Eric Bischoff turned his back on Hogan. Bischoff & Kidman come out. Kidman bolts to the ring and pummels a helpless Jimmy Hart. Kidman spray paints a "NB' on Hart's back (NewBlood logo)
Colorado Collision Match (Royal Rumble Style) - Booker T. VS The Wall VS BigPoppaPump VS Kidman VS the Cat VS Vampiro
-The Wall takes early advantage with power moves. Booker T. hits the big boot. Booker T. hits a 'Rock Bottom' on Wall. Big Axe kick on Wall. The Cat is next to come out and gives Booker a standing side kick. The Wall chokeslams Booker through the table. Both Booker and Wall get counted out. The Cat takes the mic and calls the crowd a bunch of 'rednecks'. The Cat proceeds to dance for us. BigPoppaPump comes out and floors Cat. Huge knife edge chops on cat. HUGE side kick on PoppaPump and a drop of the elbow to boot. Kidman is the next to come out. PoppaPump hits a huge suplex on Cat. PoppaPump celebrates and Kidman pins Cat. PoppaPump Steiner-lines Kidman. Vampiro comes out next but Sting takes him out from behind with his finishing move. PoppaPump gives Vampiro the Steiner-recliner for the win.
Winner: Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner)
Madusa VS Kimberly
-Both start trash talking each other. Madusa floors Kimberly with a right. Kimberly is 'out'. DDP comes out to Kimberly's aid. DDP throws Madusa off Kimberly. Madusa answers with some stiff side kicks to DDP. DDP gets a look in his eyes and gives Madusa a DIAMONDCUTTER!!! WoooHoooo….hilarious. Kimberly looks pissed at DDP
Winner: Madusa via disqualification
Hardcore Tag Team Match - Terry Funk/Screamin Norman Smiley VS Finlay/Brian Knobbs VS Meng/Hugh Morris
-All 6 battle inside/outside ring with trash cans, steel steps, into the audience. Hugh Morris sets up a table at the top of the ramp. Meanwhile, Funk is beating down Finlay in the ring. Morris takes a running jump but Smiley gets off the table in time for Morris to give himself a table sandwich. Meanwhile, Meng pummels Knobbs out by the condiment stands. Meng lands a spear on Knobbs. The go outside. Knobbs falls '30 feet' outside the parking lot. Meanwhile, Morris & Smiley still brawl in the crowd. Finlay and Funk still battle in the ring. Finlay lands a DDT on the exposed floor ON Funk. Finlay sets up a table in the middle of the ring. Funk counters and sends Finlay through the table. Funk piledrives Finlay on the table. Dustin Rhodes comes to the ring and pursues his personal vendetta against Funk. Rhodes & Finlay double team Funk in the corner. Smiley sneaks back in the ring and records the pin on Funk while Rhodes & Finlay search for a table outside.
Winner: Screamin' Norman Smiley & Terry Funk
Backstage: Sting is shown walking towards the ring
Backstage: Mean Gene interviews Jeff Jarret. Jarret guarantees payback against DDP.
Buff Bagwell VS Ric Flair
-Big knife edged chops on Bagwell. Bagwell answers with a couple big closelines and a pose-down. Big rights in the corner on Flair. Flair counters with a low blow. Flair drops an elbow on Buff. Nice hooks & chops to Buff. Russo dressed up as Sting nails Flair with a baseball bat. Shane Douglas, Russo & Buff pummel Flair. Total Package comes to make the save but gets quickly taken 'out'. Russo, Buff, & Shane Douglas continue to hammer Flair inside the ring.
Winner: Ric Flair via disqualification
Sting VS 3 Villainos - Triple Handicap match
-All 3 Villainos pummel Sting with rights and closelines. Sting 'Hulks up' and cleans house with big kicks. Sting 'stinger splashes' 2 Villainos at the same time and gets the pin on both of them. Theres only 1 Villaino left. The last Villaino turns out to be Jeff Jarret. Jarret hits a huge guitar shot on Sting. Jarret goes to make the pin but DDP runs in and nails him with a Diamond Cutter. Sting rolls up Jarret for the pin.
Winner: Sting
DDP VS Bam Bam Bigelow
-Bigelow overpowers DDP with big rights. DDP counters with an intense flurry of rights and big closelines. 2 count on Bigelow. Big Samoan drop on DDP. Bam Bam drops 2 head butts on DDP. Bigelow drops a diving head butt from top ropes on DDP. Swinging neck breaker on Bigelow. Belly to back suplex on DDP. DDP lands his Diamond Cutter on Bigelow. The ref is out. Bischoff goes to the ring and DDP attacks him. Jarret runs in from behind and nails DDP with a guitar. David Arquette runs in the ring and attacks Jarret. Jarret pummels Arquette and gives him the Stroke. Kanyon comes out to the aid of DDP but Bischoff floors him with a chair.
Winner: DDP via disqualification
After Match, the NewBlood storm the ring and spray paint DDP.
[Credit: Jamstar & RajahWWF.com]