Hardcore Battle Royal
- Tazz suplexes Crash and pins him. All the action is now outside the ring, and Viscera pins Tazz to become to new champion. All members are now using weapons. Such weapons as fans, brooms, telephones, chairs, cookie sheets, and more. Crash is busted up and is bleeding badly from his forehead. Bradshaw is clearing house with his cookie sheet! Mosh is now going to work on Viscera and getting a near fall. Pete Gas is now busted open also. The Posse is now in the ring and all the other superstars follow. The Acolytes are clearing the whole ring, powerbombing everyone and then throwing Viscera off the top rope. Then Kienti pin Viscera and become the new champions. Kienti then runs backstage and the rest follow. The Posse is the first to catch up with them, and Rodney pins them. Joey Abs then gets the belt, but Thrasher then pins him! There is still 6 minutes of this mayhem! They members are now making their way back into the arena and Pete Gas then pins Thrasher to get the hardcore championship belt. Tazz then pins Pete Gas to become the hardcore champ after he suplexes him. Hardcore and Tazz are now going at it. The action now returns to the ring and both Hollys are attacking Tazz. Tazz falls down and both Hollys go for the pin, but are unsuccessful. Hardcore Holly then powerslams Tazz and goes for the cover but is unsuccessful again. One minute left for Tazz to hold on. Tazz then clears the ring but Crash Holly gets in the ring and Crash Holly pins Tazz! 30 seconds left! Tazz puts on the Tazzmission on Crash, 10 seconds left! Hardcore Holly then nails Tazz and goes for the pin on Crash and then pins him with 1 second left!
Winner: Hardcore Holly
Headcheese vs. T&A
- Al Snow and Steve Blackman come out to the ring and announce they have something special. They called for Chester McCheesy. T&A then come out. Test and Blackman start in the ring, but Blackman quickly tags Al Snow. Al and Prince Albert are now in the ring and Al drops a kick to Albert's face. Al then tags in Blackman and he gets to work on Albert. Blackman tries to throw him against the ropes but Albert knocks him over. Blackman and Snow then double-team Albert and Snow hits a big suplex. Just Albert and Snow are in the ring now and Albert gets his chance to tag Test. Albert then throws Blackman to the outside and Albert and Test hit a double powerbomb on Snow. Blackman then kicks Albert in the chest but then gets powerslammed and then Test hits a slam from the top getting the pin.
Winner: T&A
After the match, Headcheese beats up Chester McCheesy and Al says to Steve your right. No more stupid gimmicks.(Thanks to Insanity for this little tidbit)
Triangle Ladder Match
-All the wrestlers in the match make their way to the ring. The ladders are in the entranceway and they all go right for them. They are wrestling all over the place, but Jeff Hardy hits an awesome splash on Buh Buh. But Buh Buh returns the favor with an atomic drop. A ladder is now set up in the ring and Edge and Christain are beating on the Dudleys. The Hardys get into the mix now. The Hardys are now going wild with both ladders, using them as weapons. Then Matt Hardy hits and elbow drop on Devon as he is laying on a ladder. Jeff then went for a 450 and landed on a ladder! Ouch! All the wrestlers are now on the canvas. But Buh Buh gets up and Christian nails starts whacking everyone with the ladder but then. Edge and Christian are now beating on Devon, and then setup the ladder and Christian climbs it, then jumps out onto the Dudleys who are in the entrance way! Then as Edge is trying to climb the ladder Matt Hardy powerbombs him of it. Devon then starts to climb the ladder but Christian throws another ladder at him. Three ladders are now setup and Christain and Buh Buh climb them and then Buh Buh, Buh Buh Cuts Christain from the top! Devon and Christian are now climbing the same ladder and then Edge and Christain suplex Devon from the ladder! The Hardys then setup two ladders and both Edge/Christain and the Hardy Boyz climb them. Then they both get slammed off! Now all three have setup ladders and they are all climbing them! The Hardys then went off the top of the ladder to outside the ring! Then the others fell down, no one is left standing. The Dudleys now hit the 3-D on Edge! Buh Buh and Devon then get tables out and put them in the ring. Buh Buh is now in the ring setting up ladders in the middle. They now place a table across both ladders! The Dudleys start to climb them but the Hardys stop them. The Dudleys now setup two more tables, one in the ring and one outside. Buh Buh stands on top of the Spanish Announcer table and powerbombs Jeff through a table! Buh Buh then sets up a ladder in the entranceway and pulls out another table and sets it up infront of the ladder. Buh Buh then gets knocked on the table by Matt Hardy. Jeff climbs the ladder and then hits a sinton on Buh Buh. Oh my god! This gets a holy shit chant from the crowd! Christian and Matt Hardy then climb the ladders in the ring and get on the platform. But now Edge is climbing the ladder now and throws Matt Hardy through the table below! Edge and Christain then gets the belts and win!
Winners: Edge and Christian
Radicalz vs. Too Cool
-The Radicalz make their way to the ring first, then Too Cool and Chyna. Eddie and Scotty To Hotty start in the ring first, and Scotty attacks first and gets a back breaker! Then tags in Chyna and Eddie runs to tag in Dean. Chyna hits clothesline on Dean after. Brian and Chyna then see it fit to do a little dance in the ring. After Eddie is tagged in Brian goes for a splash off the top but Saturn pushes him off. Now Eddie is taking it to Brian with a suplex but Grandmaster gets the chance to make the tag to Scotty. Eddie then runs over and nails Chyna! But then Brian suplexes Eddie to the outside of the ring. Both Saturn and Eddie are now laying down and Scotty gets a chance to do a worm, but this time it's a double worm! It is now Eddie and Scotty in the ring. Scotty then hits a suplex on Eddie from the top rope. And then Chyna gets tagged in and she clears house! Chyna then powerbombs Eddie and then grabs him by the "balls" then throws him! Chyna then slams Eddie and pins him!
Winners: Too Cool & Chyna
Triple Threat Match
-All three members make their way to the ring, but as Kurt gets to the ring Benoit attacks him. The action is going back and forth no man gaining an advantage. Benoit now starts unloading Kurt Angle as Jericho hits him with a drop kick. Kurt and Jericho are now in the ring and Kurt goes for the fall but Benoit breaks it up. Jericho then goes after Benoit with knife edge chops, then hits a shoulder breaker on Angle. Jericho gets hit to the outside and Benoit makes an unsuccessful try at a fall on Kurt. All three men are now in the ring and Benoit is slapping Jericho in the corner when Kurt comes from behind and hits a back drop on Benoit. Jericho then places a camel clutch on Benoit, then suplexes Angle. Angle is now on his feet and puts on a crossface chicken wing on Jericho! Benoit then breaks up the hold and throws Angle into the front row. Benoit then nails Jericho from the top with a headbutt and wins the intercontinental title. Benoit then goes for another 3 count but it gets broken up. Both Benoit and Jericho take eachother out and Angle went for a moonsault and missed! All men are down and Jericho goes for a cover on Angle but is unsuccessful. But Jericho slaps on the walls of Jericho on Angle but Benoit breaks it up. Benoit is now on the outside and Jericho powerbombs Angle twice! But Benoit comes in the ring and Jericho charges him and back suplexes him twice. Jericho then goes for a cross body on Benoit and takes out the ref. Benoit puts on the Crippler Crossface on Jericho but then Jericho breaks out and puts on the walls of Jericho. Angle then nails Jericho with the title belt. Just as Angle was pinning Jericho Benoit pulls him out of the ring. And as Benoit goes for a flying headbutt and misses Jericho pins him!
Winners: Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit
DX vs. Kane/Rikish
- Tori started out by slapping Paul Bearer and Rikishi gave Road Dogg a butt job. Then Rikishi was just about to give Tori one but X-Pac pulls her out of the ring. X-Pac then hits the bronco buster on Rikishi! After Road Dogg shakes rattles and rolls all over Rikishi. X-Pac is now attacking Rikishi trying to hurt him, but Rikishi slams him and tags Kane. Rikishi then butt jobs Tori as X-Pac tombstones Rikishi getting the pin.
Winners: Kane/Rikishi
- After the match the chicken comes out and dances with Too Cool and Rikishi. Pete Rose comes out and tries to attack Kane. Rikishi stops him and puts a load of butt in his face!
Rock Interview
- The Rock cut an interview only a few minutes before the match. "Finally The Rock has come back to WrestleMania," he says.
Fatal Four Way
- All the wrestlers and managers come to the ring and are ready to get it on. The match starts out with The Rock going to work on The Rock and Mankind taking on HHH. A huge powerslam from Big Show leaves The Rock laying on the mat. Big Show attempts to choke HHH, in return Mankind applies a choke hold on Big Show. Big got back up and executed a sidewalk slam on the Rock. Foley hits The Show with a chair and The Rock Rockbottoms The Big Show, and gets pinned! The Big Show and Shane head to the back. The remaining 3 men begin to fight. Foley soon brought in a barbed wire baseball bat and attempted to hit HHH. HHH stole it off him and hit Foley with it. Foley crushes HHH with a double arm DDT and pulls out Socko. After Foley has had his fun with him, he applied it on The Rock. HHH crawls between both men and low blowed them both. Foley fought back, He double arm DDT The Rock but only received the 2 count. Foley begins to work together with HHH, as they try to elminate The Rock. They take the fight to the outside and Foley nailed The Rock with the steps. Triple H laid The Rock out on a table. Mick Foley attempted to hit The Rock on the table, instead he might of busted a rib when he hit the table. Triple H then put The Rock threw the table and took Foley in the ring. HHH pedigreed him and hit him in the head with a chair. After that he combines both of them, and pedigreed him on a chair to get the pinfall. The Rock and HHH are left, but Mick heads back to the ring and crushed HHH with the barbed wire bat. The Rock slowly crawls over and tried to pin HHH. HHH kicked out. The Rock receives a piledriver from HHH on the steps. The Rock starts to fight back, Triple H tried for the Rock Bottom, Triple H was tossed right over the ropes. The Rock took hold of HHH and suplexed him right through the announce table. Both men lay there as if they are dead. Vince has had enough and tossed HHH right into the ring post. Shane McMahon returned to attack his father, Vince. Shane crushed him with a TV moniter. Afterwards Shane celebrated. Vince got back up and pounded on Shane with heavy kicks to the chest. Shane then uses a steel chair and lays his dad out. Vince McMahon is bleeding badly. Patterson and Brisco drag Vince to the back. Triple H executed a facebuster, then hit The Rock with the bat. Shane came into the ring with a chair. Rock Rockbottoms HHH, but both men lay there. Shane picked up the chair and Vince returned and continued his assault on Shane. The Rock is struck with a chair by Vince McMahon. Triple H covers The Rock, The Rock kicked out. Vince struck The Rock once again. Triple H then pinned him
Winner: Triple H
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Alex Mathews