Adultified

I’ll do no such thing,
I’ll do no such thing,
I’m older and wiser,
And slower and wider,
So, I’m better,
I’ll never be shamed,
Not by you or your friends,
Or your stupid little girlfriend,
Your idols are stupid,
And they don’t wear suits,
You better start speaking correctly,
Or you might get creative.

I hope when I age,
When I reach my last page,
I don’t age like an old piece of meat,

Everything that you think,
Brings me to the brink,
Of a break down, you must always compete.

When I’m old as you now,
I hope I don’t see how,
You can turn to a “level-headed” killjoy,

There’s enough shit to be given,
Enough to be driven,
To the ground, mid-lifed little boy.