The Perfect Guy and the Perfect Girl

The perfect guy and the perfect girl,
I’ll crush them beneath my shoe,
The perfect guy
Always justifies
Why he’s better than you,
He makes you feel
How he wants you to feel
And that’s something you can’t do,
He’ll make you believe
What you shouldn’t believe,
But you’ll still think that they’re true.

The perfect guy and the perfect girl,
I’ll dot those perfect eyes,
The perfect girl
Like to twist and twirl
And never ever tries,
Uses her tits
To throw her fits
And forever full of lies,
I can get past your face
And look in the place
That I know that I really despise.