LaRouche the Douche Fights Against Democracy
Lyndon H. LaRouche is the most frightening, liberal, close minded, arrogant, idiotic political contender of our time - with the exception of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Moore (god forbid that propaganda spewing pile of crap ever decides to run for an office). LaRouche, a Virginia native who lives in Leesburg, ran for the Democrat Convention's nomination for President in 2004. Although wielding solid funding he was unable to gain more than 5% in any state primary/convention.

Interestingly enough, LaRouche himself is unable to cast a ballot and vote - his December 17, 1988 conviction of Conspiracy and Mail Fraud in Alexandria in his group's solicitation of $34 million in loans since 1983.

His proximity to Northern Virginia and the limited success of the LaRouche Youth Movement has led students at George Mason University and nearby institutions to be frequently visited by LaRouche supporters who litter the campus with pamphlets and brochures. They also attempt endlessly to engage students in debates upon why joining the LaRouche Youth Movement is more important than attending class. Granted, I for one rarely attend class myself, but for valid reasons - either I'm studying/writing papers for other classes or doing my own independent research (on occasion I do sleep through class). I'm sure many a Mason student remembers Fall 2003 when flyers and pamphlets were distributed depicting California Governor Candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger being anally raped by Vice President Dick Cheney, who in turn was being anally raped by Adolph Hitler. In this flyer LaRouche supporters were justifying their stance against the Republican Hollywood Actor with the argument that both Schwarzenegger and Hitler were born in Austria and that the "Fascism of Dick Cheney" is taking control of America and will lay waste to California unless immediate action is taken.

Man, what a fucking douchebag! Now, anyone who will approach me and engage in conversation will find, within a few minutes, my political leanings favor (for the most part) the political platform of the Democrat Party. However I, unlike millions of my Democratic brothers and sisters, understand the fine line dividing sound political doctrine and fascist anti-American bullshit.

As I walked towards the George W. Johnson Center this afternoon set on a quest for a fine cup of hot chocolate from Jazzman's Cafe I was stopped by a LaRouche supporter who (in the span of 20 seconds) questioned my patriotism, demanded the full details of my daily schedule, and condemned the practice of gaining a higher education. The following is a brief illustration of the encounter:

Me (enter JC courtyard between fountains and clock).

LaRouche Supporter (standing in front of banner upon which is written "Let's make Cheney's 2nd term 25-Life"): Hello, there... why aren't you fighting against this corrupt government?

Me: I have to get to class. (A blatant lie, but I really do hate talking to these people).

LaRouche Guy: You can skip your class to discuss the need to replace this government - where are your civil obligations? (then hands me copy of LaRouche Newspaper "The New Federalist")

Annoyed Me: I'll read it but I have to go to class, I can't skip it.

LaRouche Asshole (Yelling at me as I enter the JC): Oh, so I see that protecting this country and your rights isn't important to you! I can't.....

At this point his voice has faded away as the door closes behind me.

Well I still wield the copy of "The New Federalist" - serving as an outlet for LaRouche's "Executive Intelligence Review (EIR)", an information gathering organization. The publication can be purchased for $20/year at 50 issues. Or as I will be advertising: "KINDLING and TIMBER: $20/stack".

Upon opening the paper and reading the essays/articles inside I found a somewhat sobering feeling coming over me. Not all the articles were fascist and proporting the LaRouche philosophy. Some were actually well written works addressing political issues the popular media leaves behind or ignores.

But what gets me the most is that while LaRouche talks of the pupperterring and the control over George Bush's actions by the shadow government, upon the front page of the November 22, 2004 issue of The New Federalist in big, bold letters are the words: "LaRouche to Bush: Give Me Condi's Job and I'll Get You Through the Next 4 Years". In this article, LaRouche attacks the president on a number of issues (including "The President has known mental problems" original bold) while saying on the "Louisiana Live" radio show, "I would tell him [Bush], first of all let's get rid of Cheney. He's probably guilty, but he's got a health problem; let's get him out of there, just for your safety. And, in the meantime I suggest you take it easy: Give me Condoleezza Rice's job, let me guide you through the next four years, and you'll get the best deal you possibly could get - and the American people too!"

In short, I hate Lyndon LaRouche. He is political evil incarnate and probably holding the spawn of Satan somewhere in his black, self-loathing, fascist heart.

On a lighter note....

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!

May the turkey be plentiful and the football be righteous!

Off to Pittsburgh, where "moral values means listening to Myron Cope and always, always voting for Cowher."

The South: America's Jock Itch
Now, I'm not one to condemn the United States, but I have to say that when I came across this site I was not only taken aback by the statistical relevance but also experienced a revelation of sorts.

You see, the south - and by south I really mean the Uber-Christian, shotgun toting', hillbilly folk of the Midwest and deep south who assert that they are the only real Americans in this country - has contributed to America's culture and well being in a positive light.

Of course, I am referring to the great historical and contemporary achievements of the south - country music, the Civil War, an increasing influx of illegal immigrants, vast quantities of corn and wheat, and the passion of college sports surpassed only by their domination over the physical abilities of black athletes while maintaining a crippling education system.

I blame the south's ancestor's for the present day dismal shape of American culture and politics - if only they had understood that enslaving people is wrong - and instead of spending their hard earned (and by hard-earned I am referring to their fantastic ability to drive out Native Americans and claim a section of land for their own) money on more slaves, used it to pay for the labor they were so graciously given.

I guess the Christian Coalition is right.... Americans (I mean white men with land) are the sole heirs to His Kingdom and we must do everything we can to make His (or our interpretation of) vision a reality.

So we, as Northerners, are forced to pay high taxes while reaping few of the benefits all because America has an red itch in its crotch and has to continually buy ointment to cool it off!

We, as Americans, can do better - honestly! C'mon Forrest and Bubba, I know you guys can do something worthwhile for your country.... I believe in you!

Also, in an unrelated post, I would like to refer you to AIM Screen name "Jakified" question: Is assisted suicide unconstitutional? Expect a response shortly, Jake.

The Most Addicting Online Game Ever
This game is called "Squares" and you can find it at Ebaumsworld. It is incredibly addicting and never-ending, much like the "helicopter game" at Ebaumsworld.

My High Score is 16,780 so far.... try to beat that!


Here's a link to Squares:
Sqaures

And just for the hell of it, Helicopter

John Kerry's Concession
I don't care what the red states say: it takes a real man of courage to realize the difference between continuing the good fight and shooting the horse. John Kerry made the correct decision to concede the election to George Bush at 2 PM on November 3rd.

Mathematically, he would have needed a miracle to occur for a victory in Ohio. Behind 135,000 votes and with only 155,000 provisional ballots (90% of which would be approved) and no more than 20,000 recount votes Mr. Kerry would have needed an outstanding majority to even come close to win Ohio.

Senator Kerry's speech is available here In Text Form or for the audio, click Here.

To all those who said that conceding was something only "a bitch" would do, I may point out your ignorance in the mathematical possibilities for Kerry winning Ohio.

Day One
Today is June 28th 2004. This is the first blog entry ever. Once I get the site up and running I'll try to post at least once a week at the minimum.

Also because I know there will be arguements in the future let me set a few facts staight right now. As of today the following are true:

I am voting for John Kerry.
I believe there is a God.
I think a Saddamless Iraq is a good thing.
But I don't like the way the US went about it.
Blue is the offical color of communism.
The Beastie Boys make the best music.
Any movie with Vin Disel will inevitably suck.
Delivering flowers is a very masculine occupation.