A new solider was assigned to a military base in the middle of the desert. When he got there he asked his officer when the women were going to arrive. The officer remarked "no women are allowed on this base." Disappointed the new recruit said well sr. some times you just got to have it. What do you do then? The officer replayed the nearest town is 15 miles away so most people use that camel over there. Disgusted the recruit went to his bunk a week went buy and he could not resist any more. He went out early in the morning and started humping the camel. When he was about done the officer walked by. He asks, "is this the way officer?" The officer responded "well most people ride the camel into town.