A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk I have a workstation.

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?


I think everyone has a photographic memory;
it's just that some us don't have film.

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is),
then what is a foghorn made of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
why do they say: "Quit while you're ahead"?!

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as
ghosts but as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is

no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be
removed?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, but instead succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of asteroids?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash,
why isn't the whole airplane made of the stuff?

How's come wrong numbers are never busy?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?