When we know the batteries are going dead in the remote why do we push the button harder?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit innerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, who makes their picket signs?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Is it okay for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has a the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyes and have dyslexia, can you read alright?

Why do you needed a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are the flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snow plower get to work in the morning?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it when we transport something by car its called shipment, but when we transport something by ship its called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of that same substance?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say `Open here'. What is the protocol if the package says, `Open somewhere else'?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why do you have a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?

Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?

Why did God give men nipples?

If buttered toast always lands butter side up, and a cat always lands on it's feet. What would happen if you tied a peice of buttered toast on the back of a cat?

Why do girls wear a pear of panties and only one bra?

If corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from?

Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?

Why is there a permanet press on an iron if it doesn't work?

When an elevator is illegally overloaded with passengers, who is criminally responsible?

Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?

How can it be 100% pure orange juice if it is made from concentrate?

Why do the second hands on the school clocks click backwards and then advance?

Why does unsented hair spray smell so bad?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do blind eskimos had seeing sled dogs?

Does a bridge go over water or does the water go under the bridge?

If con is the opposite of pro- then congress is the opposite of progress.

If it is tourist season, why can't we shot them?

When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

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