Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Auntie Em - Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
I is a college student.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Honk if you're illiterate
Impeach the President. . . and Fire Bill, too
Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.
Nonconformists are all alike.
Hit me, I need money
support mental health or I'll kill you
if you can read this, you're in phaser range
All generalizations are false.
Caution: I swerve and hit people at random
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
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