KILL SMILEY

He looks at you with that stupid grin, eyes unblinking. That unnatural skin color is the first indication that something is wrong with this character. His message is so benevolent, so kind, so sweet. His desire is to make the world a happy place. Just smile your cares away...

Yeah right...

LET'S KILL THE BASTARD !!!

It's hammer time!	A tribute to John F. Kennedy.	Just keepin' it drill.
I think I'm falling for you.	Dedicated to the memory of Rock Hudson.	Jeez, I'm tired.
Smiley on acid. Or rather, acid on smiley.	Oh baby, you make me hot.

Please send me your own KILL-SMILEY animated GIF's at kill_smiley@yahoo.com    Help me make this page as painful as possible!

"But I really like the smiley. I think he's cool."