Allosaurus,stegosaurus,brontosaurus too. All went out for dinner at the dinosaur Zoo.
Along came the waiter called Tyrannosaurus Rex. Gobbled up the table cause they wouldn't pay their checks!!!
What do you call a cat that falls into a trash can??
Answer: Kitty litter
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
Answer: To a retail store
What do cats cook when they're in a hurry??
Answer: Minute-mice
LITTLE CHARLIE CHIPMUNK
Little Charlie Chipmunk was a talker. Mercy Me!
He chattered after breakfast and he chattered after tea!
He chattered to his father and he chattered to his mother!
He chattered to his sister and he chattered to his brother!
He chattered till his family was almost driven wild.
Oh, little Charlie Chipmunk was a very tiresome child!
CATERPILLAR
Brown and furry
Caterpillar in a hurry
Take your walk
To the shady leaf, or stalk,
Or what not,
Which may be the chosen spot.
No toad spy you,
Hovering bird of prey pass by you;
Spin and die,
To live again a butterfly. 
