Now would you just look at this picture? She looks like she should be yodeling. I wonder if she yodels. Do you think that's something that Sergei could tell us? Or do you think he's the kind that doesn't kiss and tell?

Now it has come time for those of you who wish to stalk Anna to get the information you need. Of course, we here at the Obsessive Anna Kournikova Fan Club by no means encourage such behavior. We think it is repulsive to do such a thing. Of course, if my neighbor dressed like she does in the picture on the right, I might find it hard to concentrate on my homework as well, if you catch my drift.

But enough of that. Let us now move on to what we've come here for, and that's her address. We should state here that those of you looking for Anna in cyberspace apparently won't find her since she as of yet has no email address.

There are two ways to contact Anna:

Well we thank you all for coming out to join the Anna Kournikova Obsessive Fan Club. As you can imagine, we need all the help we can get. So in the mean time, we encourage any and all obsessiveness that will help the cause of Anna and not shorten the life of any other members of the human race. We wouldn't want to be responsible for the death of any high ranking women's tennis players. Especially since we have an obsessive fan club for one of them as well.