MURPH'S LAW
*If something can go wrong, it will*
This was taken from the comics page of the Indianapolis Star Paper in 1982...
Cute little sayings...by: Frising
This is what the comic looked like...
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no matter WHAT you do, WHERE, WHEN, or WITH WHOM, you will wish EVENTUALLY that you had done SOMETHING else, SOMEPLACE else, SOME OTHER time BY YOURSELF.
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the longer you put it off the worse it will get
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if you get the day shift your spouse will get the night shift
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a one pound box of chocolate will weigh ten pounds after you eat it
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never leave a hungry dog to guard a butcher shop
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your daughter won't marry for money
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brag on a used car and you will soon be walking
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relaxation can be a lot of hard work
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nothing is spelled the way it sounds
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anything that works on the first try won't on the second
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if you like it the way it is, they'll change it
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ladders are never long enough
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girls with the most curves have the most angles
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it is easier to gain a pound then lose an ounce
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a bird in the hand is better then two overhead
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the book you want from the library will already be checked out
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the person bringing the hamburger buns will arrive 30 minuets after the hambburgers are served
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money and happiness are not inseperable
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you get a sales clerk only when browsing
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the express lane will be closed only when you have the correct number of items
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second thoughts only show you weren't thinking in the first place
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the light switch will always be on the other side of a dark room
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the itch will be where you can't reach it
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the first hole will be drilled in the wrong spot to fit the second hole
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mental reservations are usually made in advance
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when you get there you will forget what you came after
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the rally tough ones will be directed to you
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buying is easy but selling is tough
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the further you've traveled to get it, the more likely it will be gone
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in order to make any situation serious you need only take it seriously
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the more important the guests, the more likely you are to burn dinner
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people who marry for money divorce for the same reason
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if you like it the way it is, they'll change it
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paint and reupholster your car the engine will fall apart
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blame can always find a home
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the smaller the print the bigger the catch
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the prize in a cereal box will be on the bottom
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the diet that does the most good will be the hardest to stay on
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money and happiness are not inseperableeverything that can go wrong hasn't yet
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you will throw away the antiques and keep the junk
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things needing to be done around the house will increase to fill all spare time as it becomes available
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a fool and his money are soon parted
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it is hardest to forget what you don't want to remember
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