P.C.'s Favorite People
Minnie Driver
Possibly the most beautiful woman on this earth. Many disagree, but I will NOT be swayed. I love you Minnie!!
Marilyn Monroe
Though she is dead. Her movies live on. Yes, I said, "Her MOVIES!!" Her movies were awesome. I know she was beautiful, but the movies, man, THE MOVIES!!!
Chris Farley
Dude, why must my favorite people be dead, yo? Okay, Chris Farley was possibly the funniest man to ever live (in my opinion OF COURSE). Chris, please come back!! Okay, just kidding. I don't want to sound like one of those Kurt Cobain losers. Rest in peace fat funny man.
Dave Letterman
Indisputably THE King of Late Night!! Jay can NOT defeat a classic king. Only Dave's death or retirement will take away his crown.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, Jay might as well just quit now. For when Dave leaves, Conan will take the crown. Conan is a comic genius.
Adam Duritz
The lead singer for the jawesomest secular group, The Counting Crows. I love his lyrics. He and the band are so freaking awesome.
Mike Lambert
The oppisite hitter for the USA National Men's Volleyball Team. He's been my favorite player since he played outside for Stanford. Kick some anus Mike!! YEAH!!
Terri Zemaitis
Awww, my dream girl. Go get em Terri, YEAH!!
Sporty Spice
Yet again, many disagree, but I will never sway. Sporty is by far the best Spice Girl. That's all I can say, because The Spice Girls suck.
G Love
This is one bad motha. He's a Philly Fella livin life as a profession.