Hairy Mammoth Man

Hairy mammoth man
That's what I used to be
Facial and head
Hair is all you see

But was it trim
Not hardly my man
It was nasty and long
Like I was from some other land

I was from
A land where hair mattered not
A place where
The longest hair was sought

But I was forced
To enter a place
Where hair wasn't long
On the head or face

But short and trim
And gel all around
To much work
Is what I saw go down

But this strange land
Soon after pulled me in
It's enticing look
Made me look like other men

Slick and trim
Like an old time brat
So most of the time
I just wear a hat