Carl has known for a long time that there was a conspiracy circled around him. We call it "The Carl Conspiracy."

Friday, April 16, 1999 is C-Day. Yes, Conspiracy Day.. The day Carl finds out.. The day he witnesses the website devoted to him.. created by his Angels and Stalkers alike.

Here is how we did it:

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Cupid Potion

For years the Professional (and unprofessional) Carl Stalkers have tried and tried to figure out a way to win the love of Carl. That is really what every Carl Stalker wants to do. But we, Carl's Angels discovered the secret to his love and devotion. We discovered... VOODOO. Yes, VooDoo.

What did the crystal ball show? Yes, Carl.

And if that doesn't scare you enough...

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