A cat always hits the litterbox.

You have a better chance of training a cat.

You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you.

You can de-claw a cat... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks He is.

A cat matures as it grows older.

Back hair on cats is cute.

It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

Cats comfort you when you are sick.

When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

A cat is loyal.

Cats actually think with their heads.

"Meow" is never a lie.

They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.

It's more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece of tape stuck on its paw than to watch a man do anything.

To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 35 cents.

A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

Cats can't show love without meaning it.

Cats are always cute.

The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water, and a clean litter box.