Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as....... They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember that.....When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown, And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.