All right let’s get this over with!

1. I DO NOT know Hanson or the Moffatts.
2. This is not how they really are, act, or behave.
3. I don't know what they're thinking!
4. Isabella, Maxum and all of the other vampires do not really exist!
5. Janie, the slayer, is also fictional even though she is a part of me in a psychic sort of way. LOL!
6. Cancer sucks!
7. Bob and Tay are sexy! (Very inspirational!)
8. I hope you’re open minded! This story IS rated R!
9. If you cannot handle reading about sexual pleasures performed on pop superstars by exotic female vampires than this isn’t the story for you
10. I assure you Janie is not looking for attention, just an escape route!
11. Last if you like horror stories, vampires, to read journals, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anne Rice books, Hanson, and/or Bob Moffatt then you’ll enjoy this story.
12. If you answered "no" to the previous question then, uh go away!

1. Blockbuster Movie store
2. Sonics Drive In
3. Simon Says
4. Prodigy
5. McDonalds
6. Cracker Barrel
7. And some other things I can’t think of!

Alright thank you for your time!