Eddie

Dr. Scott: From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain...

Criminologist: ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.

Dr. Scott: He left home the day she died.

From the day she was gone, All he wanted was Rock-n-Roll porn And a motorbike. Shooting up junk...

Criminologist: He was a low down cheap little punk!

Dr. Scott: Taking everyone for a ride!

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid. But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet Makes you cry.

Dr. Scott: Und I did.

Columbia: Everybody shoved him.

I very nearly loved him. I said, "Hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity!" But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Dr. Scott: But he must have been drawn

Into something. Making him warn Me in a note that reads...

All: What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie's Voice: I'm out of my hed.

O hurry, or I may be dead. They musn't carry out their evil deed. (screams)

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid. But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet Makes you cry.

Dr. Scott: Und I did.

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid. But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

All: Oh-oh-oh...

Janet Makes you cry.

All: Hey, hey, hey

Dr. Scott: Und I did.

All: Eddie....