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Planet Schmanet, Janet


Frank: I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.

I've laid the seed; it should be all you need.

You're as sensual as a pencil;
wound up like an E or first string.
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice.

You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
The transducer will seduce ya.

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Frank: You are!

So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet: We're trapped!

Frank: It's something you'll get used to.

A mental mind fuck can be nice.

Dr. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer...it is I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?

Brad: You mean...

Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite sometime. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself.

Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?

Frank: Planet, schmanet, Janet!

You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
You better wise up, build your thighs up,
You better wise up...

Criminologist: And then she cried out...

Janet: STOP!

Frank:Don't get hot and flustered!

Use a bit of mustard.

Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,

Frank Furter.

Dr. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,

Frank Furter.

Janet: You're a hot dog --

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