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Sweet Transvestite

Frank: How do you do, I

See you've met my Faithful handyman.

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman.

Don't get strung out

by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania.

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home,

Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet: Right.

Brad: We'll just say where we are,

Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.

Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well,

how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night?

Riff Raff: Night.

Frank: Or maybe a bite?

Columbia: Bite.

Frank: I could show you my favorite obsession.

I've been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my ...tension.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT!! I'm just a sweet transvestite

Columbia, Riff Raff, and Magenta: Sweet transvestite

Frank: From Transsexual

Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta, and Frank: Translyvania.

Frank: So come up to the lab,

And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici.... ....pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom.

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