These are some of the STUPIDEST laws that I have ever heard and I just have to share them with you!!!! -It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
-In Mobile, Alabama, it is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs.
-It is illegal to wear a fake mustache which may cause laughter.
-Putting salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.
-People may not have an ice cream cone in thier back pocket at any time.
Alaska
>-A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets
-In Alaska, strong penalties exist for allowing huskies inside school buildings
-Also, no youngster is allowed to build a snowman taller than himself on school property
-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of an airplane.
-It is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Arizona
-Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas
-The noise ordinances of Little Rock, Arkansas prohibits a dog from barking after 6 p.m
-It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas
-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more then once a month.
California
-Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. (Los Angeles)
-Sleeping in a kitchen is prohibited by law in California, but it's legal to cook in a bedroom.
-A California law makes it illegal to set up a mousetrap without a hunting license
-In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
-Single women in California are prohibited from entering a place of business where men can be observed standing before mirrors, exhibiting themselves in a semi-naked state while lifting weights
-In some California towns, it is illegal for businesses to have flashy, neon lights at night.
-In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.
-Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
-In Los Angeles, customers in meat markets are prohibited from poking a turkey to see how tender it is.
-A Belvedere, CA., City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
-Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
-People may not ride a bike in a swimming pool.
-Animals are banned from mating in public.
Colorado
-It's against the law to do acrobatics that might frighten horses on the sidewalks of Denver, Colorado
-Dog catchers much first notify the dog before impounding it.
-People may not lend out thier vacuums.
Connecticut
-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour
-You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. (Hartford)
-In order for a pickle to be a pickle it must bounce.
-You cannot walk backwards after sunset.
Delaware
-In Delaware, it is against the law for a newlywed husband to go fishing during the honeymoon. He must take her shopping, however, if she requests it.
-In Delaware, you'll get in trouble if you try to pawn your wooden leg
-It is illegal to fly over a body of water without supplys.
-No form fitting pants may be worn.
Florida
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown
-Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street.
-Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town
-Key West, Florida, has an ordinance prohibiting turtle racing within the city limits
-People may not sing while wearing a swim suit.
-Men may not be seen in strapless gowns.
-People may not take a shower naked.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would be for a vehicle.
Georgia
-It's against the law in Georgia to slap an old friend on the back.
-Flying the confederate flag is outlawed on government property, except in South Carolina and Georgia, where it is required to be flown.
-In Atlanta it's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp
-In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits
-Georgia has a law prohibiting people from saying "Oh boy" in public
-People may not use profanity in front of a dead body.
-All citizens must own a rake.
Idaho
-In Idaho, the law states that all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.
-It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
-It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less then fifty pounds.
-It is an offense to ride a merry go round on a Sunday.
Illinois
-There is a law in Oak Park, IL that prohibits roosters from crowing before 6 a.m.
-Illinois law prohibits barefoot dancing and taking a nap on the dance floor
-A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
-A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts
-You may be arrested for vagrancies if you do not have a dollar bill on yourself.
-People can't feel whiskey to a dog.
-No fishing on the necks of a giraffes.
Indiana
-Baths may not be taken in the months of October through March.
-It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Iowa
-One armed piano players must play for free.
-A man with a mustache can not kiss a woman in public.
Kansas
-People can not shoot a rabbit from a motorboat.
-You can't catch a fish with bare hands.
You can't hunt for ducks on a donkey.
Kentucky
-No female may stand on a highway in a swimsuit unless she has two officers escorting her.
-It is required by law that you bathe.
Louisana
-It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
-A dog may bite a person once no matter how bad and get away with it.
People may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Maine
-After January 14 you will be charged for having Christmas decorations up.
Maryland
-It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts
-Mourners of the dead may not eat more then three sandwiches.
-All men must carry a rifle to church.
-No gorilla is allowed to ride in the back seat of a car.
Michigan
-A woman is not allowed to cut her hair without her husbands permission.
-There is a ten cent bounty for every rat brought inthe town office.
-It is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit if hi or she is hurt in your house when they are robbing it.
Minnesota
-A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop thier head.
-It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
-Cattle rushing is punishable by hanging.
