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Name brand penis you're asking. Well I'm saying YES! These are my name brand penis(How do you make penis plural?)
Food Penis
The Equal Penis: Tastes like sugar.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you./Hungry? Why wait?
The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can't stop.
The M&M's Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Frosted Flakes Penis: They're GREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
The Jolly Green Giant Penis: Self explanatory.
The Cambells Soup Penis: Mmm Mmm Good!
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The Mc Donalds Penis: Over 8 billion served./Have you had your break today?
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: It comes out chunkier.
The Chips Ahoy Penis: Betcha bite a chip.(I don't get this one!)
The Purdue Chicken Penis: More meat, less bone.
The Beef Penis: It's whats for dinner.
The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis: Everybody needs a little.
The Life Ceral Penis: Mikey likes it.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.
The Dairy Queen Penis: Hot eats, cool treats./We treat you right.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lays Potato Chip Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Juicy Fruit Penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Doublemint Penis: Chewing really satisfies.
The Big Red Penis: It's longer with Big Red.
The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis! Penis!
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin` it great.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take?
The Lucky Charms Penis: They're magically delicious.
Medicine/Health Penis
The Nuprin Penis: Little, yellow, different.
The Excedrin Penis: It's thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz.....Oh, what a relief it is....
The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms./Recommended by Dr. Mom.
The Crest Toothpaste Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Flinstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Generic Penis: One size fits all.
Drinks Penis
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing, taste is everything.
The 7-up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Bordens Milk Penis: It's GOT to be good.
The Barq's Rootbeer Penis: The one with bite!
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Milk Penis: It does a body good./Got penis?
The Diet Coke Penis: Just for the taste of it...
The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness. AND-the best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
Electronics Penis
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very smart.
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going.
The Metra Penis: The way to REALLY fly.
The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Nintendo Penis: Now you're playing with power.
The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me!
The Timex Penis: It takes a lickin and keeps on tickin....
